>you eat stale bread alone in the dark
>she gives him head and takes Tyrone up the arse
>>25144087
>takes Tyrone up the arse
wat. you're slipping, man.
>>25144109
JUST
I can't do anything right
>>25144087
That doesn't even come close to rhyming.
>you listen to post-rock
>she is taking Chad's cock
does anyone have the rap vocaroo?
>>25144230
Well it's "ar" alliterative so it's more like a slant rhyme I guess
>sittin' in the dark, outta whiskey in your glass
>she's suckin' Tyrone's dick, bout to take it in the ass
>your tears fall down as you stroke it to porn
>her eyes tear up trying to fit his meat horn
>you cry all alone, thinking bout her gettin fucked
>your life is shit, you're a motherfuckin C U C K
>eating stale bread alone in the dark
i dont know why but this part was funny as fuck kek
>you think you should go out, so you go down to the park
>start feeling shitty seeing couples in the dark
>So many Chads, and so many Stacies
>you think to yourself, this is a place where you shouldn't be
>you hear a sound, look and what do you see
>your oneitis is suckin cock right behind a tree
>you run back home, crying fuck fuck fuck
>your life is the worst, you're the king of the C U C Ks
Checks mic 'cause newfag to rap
>Open 4chan and write a sick rap
>'bout some real life bull crap
>You hope nobody writes: OP is a fag
>Next thing you know, Tyrone makes you gag
>>25144463
*snaps fingers, bobs head
We got a muse here fellas.
> You say you love her
> She sucks Chads dick
>you're a dedicated netizen goob
>Her an chad go antiquing for fun
I complain that >>25146484 doesn't rhyme
Chad bones my oneitis for the 25th time
>with a smile She asks you to watch her runt
>in a short while chads up in her cunt
>You're sitting on the floor
>You don't open your door
>Jacking to little girls
>Their gorgeous little curls
>You have no willpower
>so junk food you devour
>piss in the orange juice
>a knife for self abuse
>I want this life to end
>I couldn't make a friend
>It's getting harder and harder to feel
>when everything gets less and less real
>you're sitting on the floor
>don't want this any more
>You consider that asking her out will make you a "creep".
>Chad does it, now he's her king.
Life sucks...
>You spend a life filled with loneliness.
>Alimony because "manning up" caused Chad homelessness.
But everything has it's ups and downs. I sacrifice some happiness now to prevent a greater misery later.
>>25146964
You're also wicked bad at poetry senpai.
I see where you're coming from wanting to end it.
>>25144274
Top lol
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