>got two free tickets to the ballet
>no one to go with
fuck this earth
Go to try and meet a qt ballet dancer.
>ballet
theyll have a coat check but will they have a man card disposal bin?
>straight man going to ballet
perv
>>25143632
Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?
bring a blowup/real doll so that you can pretend to actually have friends
>>25143632
I enjoy art. May I be your plus one?
>>25143643
somehow i think me being a robot has pretty much permanently banned me from meeting any kind of qts, period, at the ballet or no
>>25143659
>>25143669
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>>25143692
funny stuff
>>25143874
where do you live?
>>25143920
Northeast IowaBumfuck nowhere
>>25143965
ah well sorry you don't live anywhere near where this ballet is taking place
so should i go alone? just not go? idk what to do here robots
i guess i'll just stay in my room its raining anyway probably going to rain tomorrow...
>>25143974
Should be too surprised, honestly. What's the ballet? You should go to get out of the house a bit.
>>25144048
Shouldn't*
Fuck me.please be original now
>>25144048
just the nut cracker, which i've seen before
but it would be nice to have someone to go with. just shit like this reminds me how totally alone i am...
since i've seen it maybe i won't go, though it is a bit different every year. nut cracker isn't even really a kind of ballet i like really. i mean its a lot of costumes and stuff.
>>25144103
Probably too short notice to sell them on craigslist? You could still try, I suppose.
>>25144128
eh nah its like a family member was going to go but can't and so offered them to me, but i have no one to go with.
it wouldn't be too embarrassing to be like "eh i'll just take 1" i mean i don't care what people think of me at this point. but i can't really take them and sell them.
whatever... another lonely december robot rides again....
i literally looked through my phone like "wow maybe i could invite someone" platonically or otherwise, but i can't think of one person.
>>25144171
At least we don't have to buy many gifts, anon.
>>25144188
honestly i'd rather buy a few gifts and have a few friends besides my cat but thanks i know what you mean
>>25144196
I like to buy my cat gifts. He doesn't care for them much though so I buy him the fancy wet food instead of new toys cause he loves the fancy stuff but I can't afford it for a regular basis so it makes a nice gift.
