Omegle thread - webcamless autists edition.
How the fuck do people get nudes, let alone find women on that fucking website?
Seriously. I don't think it's possible. How do you do it?
>>25142294
>He doesn't pretend to be the girl
>>25142336
How else do you see titties?
>>25142369
have a beeg dick
DED THREAD
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Reviving with Kiki
>on omegle text one night bored
>meet a grill
>we exchange phone numbers
>"call me"
>too nervous
>she demands i call her
>im submissive so i do
>we talk on the phone nightly
>talk for a few months
>fall asleep on the phone together
>one day she stops replying
>don't talk to her for a week
>eventually ask her what's going on
>she tells me that she doesn't care about me and that this is stupid
>never talk again
i was hurt but it was fun while it lasted
>>25142851
Is she a bitch? Shee looks like one?
>>25142894
Shes nice to people but she is a bitch inside
Cunts, am i right?
>nobody is on the r9k tag
Then why did yall make a thread
>>25143013
I am too, you cunt. I'm talking with someone right now
Just got banned for saying cunt. Anon was right.
NEVER COMING HOME
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>>25143084
Haha fucker. Now you'll stop shitting up Omegle.
>>25143177
She's on the mu tag
>>25142851
I wish she would stop coming here. She already has enough problems and I'm pretty sure she's like 15
>>25143919
ye one of her problems is that she's a fucking retard that no one likes and you should stop betaorbiting her
>>25142294
What you do is you don't be a beta retard and you actually have a personality, and if they are whorish enough you ask them can I see your tits and usually they'll pop them out.
Who's up for more hip kiki
>>25144209
nobody, because kiki is an autist who literally seeks attention and you keep making her ass relevant just let her die popularity wise.
>tfw rose is more popular than kiki
>>25144256
>tfw I'm more popular than rose, kiki, and eggman combined.
now shut the fuck up retard
>tfw no trans bulimic gf that cuts
>tfw no trans bulimic gf tp play animal crossing with
>>25144308
shit nigga would you quit it with this stupid shit, i already said i'm sorry for making her do that baka retard
>>25144308
>>25144347
Whoever keeps creating the same posts like this is probably thinking they're making me mad or some shit but in reality they are just proving how autistic they are at this point LMAO. They also made these posts in my own thread.
they're like
>LOOK AT MY TRUE AUTISM POWER LEVEL BLACKCHAD!!!1
>NOTICE ME SENPAI!!1
>tfw kiki will never handheart you
>>25144365
that isn't me, but nice bump though. You know that moment when niggas wanna be you so they try to emulate you but fail miserably take notes to this guy.
>>25144395
>tfw this autist will never get a girlfriend.
>tfw no trans bulimic flexible gf
>>25144401
>>25144367
kek blackchad triggered af
the kikiposter doesnt even acknowledge you and still mad
>>25144455
>no one notices blackchad
>blackchad rages in the corner
muted
>>25144455
the fuck. he's still here? I turned on an xchan addon that filters out posts with the name "kingblackchad" and i had his trip on filter too. I'm just trying to spread the kiki love desu senpai idk why he's rused
also >tfw no trans bulimic gf that likes death grips
>tfw no trans bulimic stockings gf
>tfw no trans bulimic steve jobs gf
>tfw skipped twice
Is it because I am too boring? I'm sorry.
>>25144455
he thinks owning someones faggotry and being upset is the same thing.
No wonder you're autistic, I don't have to have him to notice me to own the fuck out of him LMAO
>>25144493
how am I raging, when I'm literally owning everyone in this thread? You're some neckbeard that jerks off to CP and loli all day how are you relevant? The world ignores your dumbass ROFL
>>25144500
You can see me now and no one gives a fuck about kiki I'm not rused at all actually if you saw my posts I was owning you and explaining how you're some manchild who betaorbits a autistic 15 year old girl.
You're also a pedophile.
>>25144524
See other post
>tfw autists actually believe you're upset when you're owning them
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>>25144524
>>25144560
>>25144570
prolly
>tfw no trans bulimic coffee gf
>>25144628
this proves he can see my posts with or without the name or trip he's just trying his hardest to ignore something that he can't ignore. That's like trying to ignore kim kardashian you can't my boy.
>tfw no trans bulimic floral shirt gf
>>25144666
Try harder to ignore me but that makes me most more and more making me more popular and less ignorable
>tfw he's making his own demise with his retarded ass
ahhhh betas, so much fun to bother
also satan trips
>>25144692
I have to admit after watching your youtube vids you are a funny guy. Still going to kikipost though
>tfw no trans bulimic sleepy gf
>>25144707
>>25144749
so you're going to post a 15 year old female over and over aka proving your pedophilia?
Okay and I'm gonna keep roasting and derailing your ass boy
>>25144761
Come on mate I'm out here tryna right wrongs. Hate me all you want but anyone that makes me laugh is a-ok in my book kek
>tfw no trans bulimic qt gf
I barely got going.
>>25144776
The only way you can right wrongs is if you stop being a pedophile and to stop posting kiki
>>25144786
nigga what am I even looking at
>open up the time capsule
>bury it so far and fast my arms will be sore
>>25144832
Tbh I don't know why you care so much about a random guy kikiposting, just ignore me if it gets to you senpai
>tfw no trans bulimic beverage gf
Part II of my boring chronicle.
>tfw no trans bulimic cut shirt gf
>>25144832
I don't really think about what I type, I just type it. It's obviously how to be funny.
tfw no slutty kiki too suck my cock
if blackchad is still in this thread when's the next video senpai
>tfw no kawaii trans bulimic gf
>tfw no trans bulimic comfy gf
>tfw no concerned trans bulimic gf
going to sleep now, catch me and kiki later in the next thread
>>25144176
You are an ugly, autistic nigger.
there is some creepy dude under the r9k tag now i cant sleep t~t~thanks anon
there is no one
is beanie bro on?
transbro why do you do dis to me
>tfw no /sci/guy to talk about his work
>tfw haven't seen elya in forever
what happened senpai?
>>25145606
if you see this, accept me me on skype please i just want to talk to you i know that you feel no need for social interaction but i need to talk to you
tfw no aus bf
will i ever see him again?
Why is no one posting screenshots?
>>25145829
i'm getting nice and comfy with your aus bf :3he just took his shirt off for me
>>25146109
D E V I L I S H
Original comment please do not steal.
>>25145886
probably because this is the webcamless thread. i've been talking to a robot for a while now in text
actually, i'm pretty sure he's an actual robot, and i'm having a conversation with an AI, but whatever
anyone wanna just talk? can't find anyone on the r9k tag
>>25146345
Post your skype, I'll talk to you dude.
>>25146439
>>25146439
>skype
original comment 2882
i am currently bumping this thread by writing this post out as you see it. why are you still reading this? s
>>25146275
if you're reading this, iraqibro, i enjoyed our conversation. was fun.
>>25147176
bad times friend ahead
maybe no computer
maybe no home
i go away but we are two of soul
i will return
>>25147407
Pretty gay desu
tfw endless monotony
>>25142294
1) be attractive
2) tell her to show them tatas
3) ask skype and escalate
Is there a way to make a message pop up as soon as the conversation starts?
Like I use the tag tumblr to find retarded girls to jerk off to. How would I do that.
>>25149578
I just copy+paste
>>25149578
Command v enter
tfw nothing but blackboxes
>>25143177
What a punchable face.
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>>25150843
Yeah but I'd like to automate the process. So I can read books while I wait for the girl that wants to help my jerky business.
