Why don't you just get a flat chested black gf?
>>25140097
I would love to, but I think it unlikely we would have common interests.Not a blond white male btw, I guess that ruins my chances doesn't it?
>>25140156
What are you anon?
>>25140097
Like they'd go for me
>>25140179
I identify as:a ponyjustkiddingbutseriouslyI'maponyOKforrealthistimePONYlmaothisisgreatisn'tit?admitityoulaughed;)straightmaleLatinowhoisoftenconfusedforgaybecausein2/fa/andnotghetto
>>25140283
Black girls love latinos
>>25140414
Are you sure?I mean, how would you know? Are you one?
That seems like a huge generalization, but if we're going to make blanket statements like that then I'll tell you that in my experiences they don't like "Latinos" as much as they like "thugs" and "pretty boy Chads"
I am neither, I'm kind of dorky but I try to take care of myself. Still, without muscles or a "fun and confident" presence I either come off as "stern and cold" or "possibly gay"
Black girls, of all girls, are the least likely to go for "might be gay"
>>25140528
I think you would do fine if you like hipster black girls
>>25140739
w2c qt black hipster?Fuck that, you know taking dick up the ass sounds better than being forced to listen to Modest Mouse. I'll stick to chubbies, they may all have major insecurities but at least they don't complain much as long as every date is fast food
