Has anyone managed to make friends or get gf from /r9k/?
Do we still have contact threads, regional meetups, and zee maps? Or does all that shit go on in offshot skype groups now.
I met a few people from here before like 1-2 years ago, had an alright time hanging out, but I guess I'm too boring, socially autistic, socially lazy, or all of the above because even though we mutually expressed interest in getting together again, never met up with people more than a few times.
I heard some girl met up with a robot and he pushed her dwn and almost raped her
Kek
>meeting up with anyone on /r9k/ with no prior communication
>expecting it to be fun
I had a boyfriend from /r9k/.
I loved him, and I still do. I miss him every single day, and in the eleven months since he left, all I've wanted is for him to come back to me.
>>25139636
I met up with a couple of blokes from r9k
it actually was fun but that's because they weren't autistic virgins
No because the new janitors delete threads like this because of rule #13
for some reason they feel it needs to be enforced even though it never has been before now for over a decade. welcome to the new order, for better or for worse.
>>25139636
well forgot to mention that we agree to meet in public place like a starbucks, and only after hanging out a few hours make plan again where they might invite me to their house
>>25139636
lol i literally pissed myself
fkn autists man
>>25139719
speaking of rules, I rarely visit /soc/, but apparently you get banned for asking people for contact info. What up with that? Is it because moot is a cuck and caved into SJWery?
Tbh the e-mail field was very useful, i'd just post my email adress, so people could email me, but it wouldn't show up in google indexes of archived posts
>>25139528
met one last year
she was fatter than I thought
>>25139792
i remember when i was new and i used to put all the right information in there. Everyone made fun of me and sent me mean emails i then resorted to setting my names as "anonymous"
I met an older woman on here, we had a pretty weird situation for awhile. Still know each other though.
Taking robot virginity with my anus is my hobby.
>>25139877
greentails required
>>25139877
what, like how older? like a middle aged woman?
>>25139895
butthing wrong with being a faggot, but only girlpussy counts as "taking virginity"
desu senpai cuck is filtering off?
I met a guy from my city June 2014. I took his vcard, we dated briefly, he put my dox on /r9k/ and moved to India
>>25139899
ta fuq is greentails
>>25139905
Is 31 middle-aged?
>>25139917
Didn't realize permiscuous faggots who've fucked guys into the triple digits were virgins, guess I'll keep that in mind.
>>25139936
yeah senpai
it is
>>25139973
Are you a qt trap? are you clean? area?
>>25139958
>Is 31 middle-aged?
No. Middle aged is like 40-50, when women's looks really start to go, but they're not completely wretched looking yet.
>>25139973
sodomy and other degenerate sex acts not between a man and woman don't count as real sex
Detailed greentext story required.
>>25139958
>greentails
Tell me a story, senpai, in
>greentext
if possible, with lots of
>details
>>25140059
Northwest US
>>25140073
Sorry, I only greentext sex stories an apparently I don't have any
>>25139528
I wouldn't want to meet a robot
I'd rather associate with failed normies like me
>tfw no r9k friends
Well, at least I have Netflix.
>>25140215
what exactly is the difference, and how do I tell if I'm a failed normie, robot, or something else, like a super autismo?
>>25140149
Northeast I'd probably be too scared to meet and if got over that I probably couldn't get it up due to anxiety.
>>25140350
Yep, I've met with a couple of people who couldn't perform from anxiety and I was cool about it. Y'all need to get more comfortable with being a faggot if you want sex. fuccbois want your dicks.
>be a girl with bf but, no friends
>All the robots I met on this board is thirsty as fuck.
>why can't you have female friends?
>Girls who are friends can help you get dates.
>>25140591
>wanting male friends
Literally why.
>>25140591
If you reply to this post with anything but belittlement/disdain you should leave /r9k/
Fembot took my virginity.
>>25140622
I just want a friend. I would love a female friend but, I so desperately want to talk to other someone close to predicament and would be able to share feels with.
>>25140774
then don't tell people you're a girl, retard. it's that simple. I have at least one steam friend who is a girl who has never told me so, only found out through a different friend. She's doing it right. I'm a faggot anyway, I don't care, but that's the key to a good friendship over the internet. Gender neutrality.
>>25140073
Ah ok then no she wasn't middle aged.
>>25140106
Oh my bad. Ok yeah.
>Meet online another person off here because we live close
>Get to know each other and have similar personalities
>Find out she's an older woman and has been using 4chan since its early days
>Not exactly out of the blue but after a couple months she unexpectedly asks how I feel about kids
>Turns out at least part of the reason she started considering looking for a guy on here is she wants a baby
>Probably stupid of me to, but don't immediately nope and go into more detail about what she's after
>End up meeting in person for a few weeks
>Figure out she just wants a kid no real strings attached
>Set about getting her pregnant, she took my v-card at the beginning of it
Been two years since. I stuck around and helped her out till a little while after she had the baby, but after that things have gone back to the way they were. Sometimes see her on the holidays maybe, but otherwise only online contact.
Joke is she might see this, I know she still goes here.
>>25140940
You're a shitty father.
>>25141068
Not like she ever wanted me to be a father. Said if browsing here for a guy didn't work, she'd just try to get some Chad to pump and dump her and not even let him know she got pregnant.
>>25141111
You don't care that the kid is gonna wonder who the dad is or that he's gonna wonder why he doesn't have a dad?
>>25141160
She actually, it's a girl. She'll know who I am, I said I see them sometimes on the holidays I'm just not part of their lives and the mother seems to want it that way.
