Because /lgbt/ is full of degenerates.
What's your story, Robots? I'll summarize mine, quickly:
>met person on /r9k/
>developed into great relationship, become boyfriends
>our plans to meet get ruined by my parents
>devastated, but try to move on
>he broke up with me in February of this year
And every day since then, there has not been one day I haven't thought of him, or that I have not missed him. I still love him. But I know he won't come back to me.
Do you think he's viewing this thread right now?
>>25139025
I don't know. Maybe. But truth be told, I believe he may have stopped browsing /r9k/ completely - and perhaps 4chan, as well - due to seeing my threads about him. Then again, perhaps he has never seen them, and he does indeed still browse here; or perhaps, he did see them in the past, but he filters/blocks them with an extension. God knows.
>had gay experience with friend years ago
>want to do it again but hes straight and has probably had partners since then
>too autistic to straight up ask him about this
what do i do la familia
>Few gay experiences, never thought much about it.
>Fall madly in love w/ guy friend.
>Become exceptionally close.
>Hurts so much yet is so fulfilling.
He knows but will never return these feels. IDK how to get over him :/
>have first sexual experience with my cousin
>it was my first kiss, we took out our penises and rubbed they, no handjobs
>we were about 8
>years later I was 12, did some gay stuff with my other cousin, about 12 too
>We licked each other butts, no handjobs either
>If I get really horny I start craving for dick, but after I cum I don't think about it at all
I'm bi I guess
>>25138994
>>our plans to meet get ruined by my parents
why not move out faggot, and im saying this as a biguy
>>25139235
It is fine. You will get over it.
When I was in university, I was infatuated with some straight acquaintance of mine. I thought he was so perfect - I made threads about it here, crying. And then, I met my ex-, who actually did love me, and who was so much more handsome, intelligent (actually intelligent, not the generic 'intelligent' that everyone claims), interesting, and better. I'll always regret having had that crush: when my ex- left me, one of the last things he said to me was: "Don't cry, dude. Remember that guy, whom you used to crush so hard on, when we met? You got over him, remember? You'll get over me, too, and then there won't be any pain."
And I've never forgiven myself for having crushed with that straight guy, who, in reality, was never as handsome, interesting, or desirable as I thought he was. He was an out-of-shape slob, an idiot, a stupid and vapid normalfag without a redeeming factor.Ah-h-h, S., I got over him as easily as I did because you came along, and showed me what true love actual was. That's why I easily forgot him - that's why I can't get over you, even after the eleven months that have passed
i am gay and approve of jacques brel
good singer
What's a shut-in NEET to do with an insatiable cocklust?
>>25139138
Straight up (hehe) ask him about this
>>25139425
start by not posting faggy pics like that
then go on craigslist
>>25139436
>hey remember that gay shit we did in high school? i wanna do it again
surely that will go over well.
>>25139354
Because I was a NEET, at the time, and had no money, having used up $200 of my $300 to obtain a plane ticket for him. But I was also weak. I hesitated to stand up to my parents, because they'd found out I was a homosexual. If I'd just been stronger, more assertive...I always feel - deep inside me - that if he had come to my city, as we had planned for months, then maybe, just maybe, he would not have broken up with me for whatever reason he did (for I myself am not sure of the reason itself).
>>25139476
I mean, do you see him everyday? How badly can this backfire to you?
>>25139513
hes a good friend of mine that i hang out with a lot
>>25139535
Shit son. Is it just atraction? Is it a crush? Are you in love? I'm really getting into this.
>>25139582
No, i just want to suck cock and i figure he's my best option
>>25139483
Wait? So did you actually ever meet him in person?
>>25139608
No. We lived in different states.
Of course, we knew how the other looked like, and we did video-chat and talked on the phone. But no, we never met in person.
I know many people will probably say I was never in a relationship, if that's the case. But I feel that it was.
>>25139600
Oh, it's current year already man, I'm pretty sure you can find a tasty cock for you.
>>25139659
Did you send each other nudes?
>>25139739
>Oh, it's current year already man, I'm pretty sure you can find a tasty cock for you.
not when im an overweight ugly NEET that cant drive anywhere and has no real social connections
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>>25139739
Yes, naturally. We would have phone-sex, and get 'intimate' on our Skype sessions (video/cam). I know what he looked like nude, and he knew how I looked like as well.I just really miss him. Every bit of him was perfect, even if he didn't believe it himself
how can i be more slutty? and if i'm interested in a guy should I just ask him "are you into boypussy?" like what the fuck im a kissless virgin send help
>>25139783
Can you be considered a "bear" type of guy?
>>25139825
Jesus man, feels like you're still in love, I feel bad for you, will be hard to find something like this again
>>25139860
Are you really a boypussy? Twink guy? If so >>25139814 and don't worry about being slutty, will happen with time.
But remember, be safe.
>>25139959
>Can you be considered a "bear" type of guy?
nope, 5'10" 210 lbs
>>25140005
ok, how about glory holes? Maybe there's one in your city
>>25139959
I still am in love with him. That's the problem. But he doesn't care about me at all, anymore. I tried to - after the break-up - to make it work again, somehow. In the end, he told me to fuck off; he said he'd file a restraining order against me - he mocked me - told me we'd never be together.
Even before that final message, after the break-up, he said we could "still be friends". But he'd always get enraged at me because I'd say things like "maybe someday, we can be together again, romantically?" He used to call me out on my 'husbando fantasy bullshit' and say it was never going to happen.I have no idea where everything went so fucking wrong because we had plans to get married and he said he loved me like he'd never loved anyone and all that, and I didn't even see the break-up coming, I thought we were completely fine up until the moment I picked up the phone and heard him say the words.
>>25139959
i'm a beta with an oneitis
>>25138994
Trying to be gay.
Not sure how to do it.
I just feel awkward.
Can't even say its because I'm ugly, since I'm confident in how I look and stuff.
I just want someone who can be cute and hold a convo. Like damn. Everyone is asking for dick pics and jerking off on cam right off the bat. Hold on sluts, slow down.
Dudes are just too fast.
>>25140054
im not a whore for cock i want something with someone more personal i guess. glory hole/craigslist is too unsafe and gross
>>25140075
Tell me the exact words he used when he break up with you senpai
>be straight
>FIND MEN GROSS!! EWWW PENIS LOL
>notice all of my straight friends are similar but even more obsessive about it
>a shirtless man will appear on TV and they'll go "aw, jeez! i don't want to see that! i ain't no fuckin' fag!"
>decide to probe the nature of my dongphobia
>realize it's just learned behaviour
>deliberately expose myself to softcore faggotry in media to erode it
>uncomfortable at first but whatever after a while
>reach point of being complete blase about male body, male sexuality
>dispassionately check if i'm even bisexual
>nothing
>don't really find men "gross" (well, kinda), moreso just.. nothing
>male body is just bleh
>welp whatever, guess i'm straight
>wait a few years
>start getting into domination stuff
>realize i don't really care about the gender of the submissive, i just like it for its own sake
>around the same time, go on craigslist and see all these ads of guys wanting to GIVE blowjobs for nothing in return
>somehow that's just hot as fuck, it's so submissive
>girls just aren't like that, even when you're dominating them girls still want to be wooed and entertained and have all the attention on them in gay little performances
>gay guys aren't like that, more fetishy, more straightforward, you can just fuck their face and go home
>thisisinteresting.jpg
>fantasize fairly often about dominating men
>still don't find them actually attractive
>can't figure out what i am
>eventually stop caring, just identify as bi even though i only actually date girls
>very, very, very, very rarely get a semi-regular submissive dude
>so rare because i just can't get into grindr/craigslist "5'11" P2P DDF D2D HMU WBU ? ASL" shit, can only get into something like a bicurious clean guy
>currently putting out feelers just for a guy who will lick my feet once in a while because i miss it
It kind of sucks. Being gay/bi is great if you don't give a shit about sleaze or safety.
>>25140171
I don't even remember the exact words. I had a nervous breakdown. He said many things, but none of them particularly
All I can remember is him not wanting to tell me the reason why he was breaking up, saying "No, dude, it'll hurt you too much," and I crying. He eventually caved in, but even then, none of his 'reason's really seemed like actual or wholesome reasons.
To be honest, I don't want to remember. Now I feel completely and utterly depressed. Too much so to even continue being awake. Good night Robot, and thank you for your interest, but I simply can't. Maybe this thread will be up in the morning, and perhaps I shall be in it.
>>25140124
yep. you can bitch about girls all you like, but they have nothing on mansluts. in the gay scene every guy is free to be a Chad
>>25140207
Tell stories
>>25140124
How about tinder? Sometimes you get someone you can actually talk and get to know
>>25140260
Sorry mate, didn't mean to bring old memories, I know that one day you will find something even more good than you had. Night.
>>25140327
All my stories are boring and basically amount to
>meet shy chubby guy from 4chan
>play vidya while he licks some part of me
I don't even do anal. sry 2 disapoint.
>>25140327
>tinder
No, no, no.
I don't wanna stick my cock in anyone that uses that site. It just screams "I'm a whore"
I don't really know what else to do. Been lurking /cuteboys/ over there on double chan, met a few people, but you, know...all of them wanna jump straight to cock.
>>25140432
Sorry my man, I'm from Brazil, don't know any other ways you people use up there
>>25140432
That fucking feel
They're just so used to it that they can't imagine taking it slow
I sucked a cock for the first time yesterday. I was just experimenting. Not sure how I feel about it to be honest. The blowjob itself was alright, it isn't something I'd seek out to do, but it isn't something I'd deny if presented with the opportunity either. Cum was a bit more weird, I didn't dislike it, but it was really salty and unusually thick, I guess I have to get used to it.
I never really considered myself gay or bi before this point. I still don't honestly, considering gay porn does nothing to get me hard and kissing that friend I sucked off felt exactly like kissing a woman, except I didn't get hard as fast (was trying to see how long it'd take, but he started jerking me off as we kissed, so I couldn't check how much time I'd take).
I'd suck another cock again, definitely. I wouldn't fuck a man or get fucked by one though. Nor find a boyfriend. What does this make me?
>>25140467
Like, I get why they go fast, since you don't wanna deal with mind game bullshit.
But can't you just keep each other company?
>>25140590
I guess you just like to suck cock. You really have no desire in taking it in the ass? Also tell the whole story
>no one will ever think about you like OP thinks about his ex
>and even worse, you'll never think of anyone like OP thinks about his ex, because the ability to has been beaten out of you
This world is a joke, right? A fabrication of some kind? Holy sh-sh-shit.
This is why I spend all day drinking cough medicine and making up hallucinatory landscapes where I live with aliens that build stuff and show me things. Because fuck all of you and fuck me and fuck this.
>>25140590
>I'd suck another cock again, definitely.
>What does this make me?Useful
>>25140645
None. I've tried playing with my ass before and it has done nothing to me.
It's nothing special, just talked to my friend one day and asked if one day he wanted to experiment. Took a lot of balls and I tried to be as subtle as possible so as to not ruin our friendship but he said yes almost immediately, turns out he was bi but never had a chance to fool around with a guy before, so I was perfect for the job. I went to his place yesterday, since he's the only one of us who owns a house. We started off slow, a bit of talking, watching TV, hugging and groping (he was rubbing the inside of my thigh and had his arm on my shoulder). Then we started kissing when I got some balls. Like I said, he started jerking me off, then I jerked him off as we kissed. I knew that if I came, I'd probably lose all the will to suck him off (since that's what happens when I tell myself I'll drink my own cum to see what it tastes like, but when I actually cum, I just lose motivation). So I started sucking his cock, trying to be careful not to hit it with my teeth, eventually alternating between my hands and mouth until he finished and I swallowed. He asked me if I wanted to fuck him, but I said no so he just sucked me off instead. And that was pretty much it.
>>25140840
That sounds nice, I hope you guys do it again.
>>25140784
See the good side, you will never be as upset as OP is
Discovered a while ago that I only really want to be in a submissive role in both sex and relationships. Since practically all women want an assertive guy that'll look after them and dominate them in bed, it makes sense for me to go gay. I really don't know if I'm actually attracted to guys or just the idea of being dominated by them but I guess I'm bi? Haven't worked up the courage to act on it yet.
I posted an ad on craiglists just to see if anyone in my area would be interested. Got like 15 replies. A couple actually seemed nice and willing to indulge my fetishes but I just couldn't bring myself to reply. Kind of nice to know that the option is there though.
>>25141353
For me it's the exactly the contrary.
I hate being passive, sucking cock or taking dick in the ass.
I only fucked 3 times, hated the one where i was the passive, the other 2 were pretty good though.
Specially the last one, his cock was dripping pre-cum while he sucked me, so he finish just after me.
>>25141543
Please do tell about the time you got dicked down
>>25138994
Go to lgbt then. You belong there with your kind, heathen.
>>25141543
I know what you mean.
I met a sub through grindr.
Blew the largest loads on his face after he teased/rode me.
It was nice.
I'm a fan of anal play, but not getting fucked.
The dude knew how to suck a dick and tease my foreskin, let me tell ya.
>>25141800
He was a switch guy, kinda chubby and bigger than me.
First i fucked him, finished inside, with a condom, so nothing major.
He had a huge ass, so even though my dick is ok(6'7 inches), i couldn't reach all the way win.
After that we cuddled for a time, talked a little, he started playing with my butt for a time, then he asked if he could fuck me, so i thought "well, i think i should try this at least once".
He put on the condom, some KY on me and we begin. His dick was way smaller than mine(i would say a 5, but idk).
While i was getting fucked, i fapped too, he finished first, but i said "keep going" and after some time i finished.
To be honest, the sensation was ok, but the feeling of "passiveness" that comes with it, was bad. Also, my anus was in pain for 2 days after that.
Who else /bathhouse/ here?
I don't even care anymore, I just want someone to hold me and say it's gonna be fine.
>>25138994
>homosexual
>not a degenerate
Kek good one OP.
>>25141960
>Also, my anus was in pain for 2 days after that.
Hahaha, I know how it is, I always finger myself and other stuff every few days to keep it used to the feel, but hey, at least you had fun.
>>25141941
When did he cum?
Did you helped him in some way?
Because i feel kinda bad when i only make the guy my sub slave, dunno, the last one i was it, liked that, i think for me it's the best kinda of hook up.
>>25141992
Don't do that anon, places like that are disgusting.
It's literally only fat/uggos fucking bareback, doing bukakkes and some other HIV shit.
>>25142044
It's WAY different anon. The pressure is a lot bigger with a real dick, but if you like to finger yourself, you'll probably like to get fucked too.
This one time a guy fucked me in a chemical bathroom, It was the wildest thing I did
>>25142100
He'd come after I blew a load on his face.
No matter how hard he rode me, or how often I beat him off, it wasn't enough.
I guess he just had a thing for facials.
He'd come almost immediately after getting his face coated. Never knew why.
>>25142235
How many times did you let him suck you? Why did you stop?
Seems like you found a good hook up partner there.
>>25142358
Stopped because nerves.
That and I only started hooking up as a way to stop being afraid of sex.Yeah, afraid. I was buttplundered as a small child
So I felt like I had my fill and just dropped all contact.
>>25142405
Care to explain the spoiler?
And are you really sure it was the best decision?
hmm
>>25140005
>210lbs
>somehow disqualifying for bear status
Anon i don't understand
>>25142470
I'll tl;dr it
>male cousin
>around 2 am he asks to show me something
>tries to blow me, get confused
>tries to use my colon as a finger warmer
>tries to fuck me after
>drawing a blank
>repress the memory
>stopped bending over to tie my shoes
>got irrationally afraid of getting hugged from behind or most forms of contact, really
>slowly managing to get over it
Not too thrilling, but that's the gist of it.
>>25142100
>It's literally only fat/uggos fucking bareback, doing bukakkes and some other HIV shit.
But I'm lonely and everyone I know ignores me, and I hate the hassle and impersonality of hooking up and my online friend hasnt responded for some time now so I think he commited sudoku.
Besides, they can actually be pleasant places. At least the ones I know you can just shower and sleep in and perhaps cuddle some cute twink.
>>25142573
im not hairy
>>25138994
>come out age 19
>meet a mutual friend
>he seems cool and tall
>find out he's 16
>end up hanging out more because i'm a lonely faggot
>he tells me he's bi
>keep hanging out, becomes everyday thing
>we date for 6 months without telling anyone
>he cuts communication with me
>i become a hurt mess while he seems fine
>end up losing friends because they thought i cut him off as a friend
>too cucked to out him for revenge
dumbest period of my life, very glad it's over. It's been 2 years and I think about him nearly every day.
>>25142573
>>25142766
im also not really masculine im too in between
>>25139425
Location? Don't do cl that's asking for hiv.
I'm a lesbian. I've been dating my current gf for 6 months and she's perfect. this is by far the best relationship i've ever been in.
I "dated" a guy long distance right before i met her because we got along really well and nothing else was working for me. so glad that i found her instead.
>>25142685
Damn, hope the hook ups helped you with that.
>>25142739
Why don't you just try tinder/gindr and try to actually talk to the guys there? There are people on app's who actually want something more than a hook up.
And for what i know, bath houses are for the absolute degenerate gay guys.
If you try to date someone after that and he founds out that you did fucked on places like that, he will be disgusted.
>>25142405
Are you the one who got dicked by a hobo?
>>25142943
Yeah, progress is going steady.
Even managed to finally get a handjob without freaking out.
>Ex bf I was dating whom I never actually went on a date with and our previous relationship had fizzled out since we never saw each other six months ago started again last week
>Constant anxiety that the relationship will fade out again like last time
Fuck man I don't know what to do. Problem is it's Christmas and I'm extremely busy with my family so I have no time to hang out with him but I know if we don't go on a date or something soon our relationship will die again.
>>25138994
Mines pretty simple
>be bi
>be too ugly for both genders
>become depressed kv neet
>now awaiting wizard powers
>>25142943
tinder and grindr are almost solely for hookups and you're fucked if you're not attractive.
