Gee whiz..... whoaaa......... daaaammn.....
Ahhhh......
Lorde......... she is...... dang........ fuuuucckk.....
Lorde is.... litera...... literally.........L I T E R A L L Y.... perfect!!!
Lorde is literally perfect!
Hell yeah!!!!! oh HEELLLLLLLLLL FUCKIN YEAAAA BABY!!!!! FUUUCCKKK YEEEAAAAAAA....................
>that feelorino-diddly-doodad-woo-wah-wang-ling when no armpit on TC
I bet Jake Gyllenhaal and Lorde would make a perfect couple.
>>25137787
what the fuck is wrong with you she looks like a fucking alien god fucking damnit i hate u guys so fucking much
She looks like the offspring of a witch and an alien.
How do you pronounce Lorde?
Is the e silent or is it like lord-ay? Or lord-ee?
kek, she looks like a young lillith from frasier.
>>25137816
*beep boop beep* FeelGod detector coming to life.....
>>25137880
please no
>tfw imagining a bearded, muscle-bound Jake thrashing her pussy raw
>>25137953
Just Lord. She added the E at the end for female empowerment or some shit.
I imagine him eyeing her across the room at the MTV music awards. Her instinctively looking to the ground, afraid of the feelings welling up inside her wet cavern down below.
>>25137787
>perfect
is this some kind of sick joke
>>25137969
[Warning: Armpit and Vince pathogen detected in Feelcility-3000. Deploying anti-chad defense mechanisms]
>tfw listening to normals talking about how she was bullied and had no friends
It all makes sense.
Has she done any topless shots yet?
Get cucked white b o i s.
:^)
>>25138040
>>25138204
Really bro
>>25138245
[AusGod air raid sirens in the distance] It can't be......
>>25137880
tfw no jake gyllenhaaal beard
>>25138435
iktf all too welloriginal comment etc etc etc
She has the facial structure of somebody 40 years older than her.
>>25138417
*Unsheathes Psychiatrists greentexts*
>>25138554
*beep* Feeltron archive is now active
Eventually he'd cuck her. Maybe even send her a video of him fucking the next girl. But it'd stay with her. She'd always have a piece of her heart filled with guilty love for Jake Gyllenhaal.
>this thread
>this circle jerking
really bro.
>>25138696
*Shoooweaaaaaaaaah*
-ARMPIT AIR-DRONE ONLINE-
>>25137917
It's OK bro, you're not alone. I'm right there with you...
>>25138803
HOLY SHIT KEK
>>25138760
>>25138763
>>25138809
really bros
This is without a doubt the worst thread of all time.
LORDE IS GAY! LORDE IS..IS..IS..SO PREDICTABLE AND CLICHE...HECK ANY TRANNY COULD PROBABLY PULL THAT SHIT OFF TOO. WHY THE HECK IS SHE EVEN FAMOUS?
feeltron, buddie, vince
shut the fuck up and just nuke your fucking selves out of existence
>>25139106
really bro.....
>>25139171
bro... you're not gonna nuke yourself?
not even for this old dog?
A few months down the road, Lorde would feel a stir inside her that she's never felt before. Upon visiting a doctor, she'd learn that she was indeed carrying Jake Gyllenhaal's child. A child that would grow to become the greatest bearded singer of all time.
>>25139106
>Nuke yourselves
nah
I see her mum in the takapuna supo all the time, considering rape desu
Lorde is the most attractive non-American woman on the planet. She's the only foreigner I would consider taking on a date and eating out thoroughly before violently fucking her as she's handcuffed to my bedpost and then caressing her as we fall asleep in each other's arms waking up 9 hours later to make her a pork roll, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich. Lorde is bae
