Sup r9k. Turns out killing yourself is headed than it looks
>>25137546
Just blow your brains out instead.
I'm pressing as hard as I can. The blades sharp too. Wtf why is my skin so thick
>>25137546
Yes, I know.
How'd you try to kill yourself?
>>25137795
You either aren't pressing as hard as you can or you're Luke Cage, I think the former is more likely.
Also why are you killing yourself?
Thanks for making me strain my eyes.
Kill yourself.
>>25137861
He's trying
Why are you trying?
Wtf, for some reason I can't find how to reply on mobile. I'm pressing as hard as I can. The hand going numb. Good thing its 5am so no one will find me for a few hours. Made about 7 incitions. Down the road, not across the street
please don't anon. ;___;
>>25137971
Maybe you're just fucking retarded?
>>25137971
You look like a giant cat scratched you. Are you even actually aiming for the veins? And are you going to tell us why you're doing this on the first place?
What kind of blade are you using, are you try to cut yourself if a plastic knife or something
Using pic related. Going numb little by little. Feel good man
Find the spot where the vein is on the inside of your elbow, it's easier to get too and allegedly hurts less
Better pics or GTFO faggot
>>25138124
what kind of kiddy knife is that
>>25137971
Nice scratches, bro.
So long, space robots. Loved all of u.
>>25137546
Apparently so is typing.
Please turn the flash on your phone
>>25138124
>plastic 'knife'
>>25138324
How do you feel? last time I tried I felt pretty amazing before i passed out
Guys, he's just copying the Port Orchard, Washington murder thread from /b/. Nothing to see here.
p-please stop hurting yourself ;-;
>>25137546
Maybe I'll see you in another life, friend
Safe travels
good bye bye robot.
May you find peace in the abyss
>>25137847
>Also why are you killing yourself?
do you even have to ask? who wouldn't want to kill themselves to get off this hellish planet
>>25137971
why are you cutting downwards? cut across the wrist, you're trying to hit the artery here m8.
>>25138324
too bad you wont die from that
>>25137847
Better question is, why aren't we?
>>25138324
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>>25138124
>rainbow shooting stars and party balloon decals all over your suicide knife
You were the greatest, OP.
If your still alive OP, I hope you feel better soon.
If not, at least I hope you can reach peace now.
>>25138324
Goodbye friend, see you on heavens /r9k/.
top fucking kek
OP is not going to die from that bullshit
OP you are a fucking pussy
Nigga u gay. Can't see shit.
>>25137546
I thought this was a rare pepe :( will you carve one into your arm ahs take a pic to make the ultimate rare pepe
Either he's fishing for attention or it's another brother gone.
>>25139395
that meme died 6 months ago, go back to reddit you fag
Holy fucking shit this looks real.
OP may you find peace.
holy shit is this actually real?
RIP robot, I hope there's solace wherever you end up.
Oh OP.
I fear you mean it.
Sleep tight OP, we'll end up in the same place anyway
You're going to hell OP lol
you aren't going to die faggot
people who are serious about suicide use lethal methods
take better pictures next time too
>>25139797
You will regret saying this.
You will cringe whenever you remember what you said tonight.
>>25139944
you are not OP
original post
>>25139944
no I won't haha you poo poo head haha!
Well this is probably fake. But man it feels cozy in here.
>>25140133
I know
It's refreshing to see someone break the barrier
>>25140151
It's midnight. Have to wake up in 6 hours. Try to shower. Do shit I don't want to do for eight hours. Get home. And repeat. I haven't showered in a week. What am I doing with my life.
have fun with your psych ward stay
they are pretty comfy and the nurses will want to do stuff to your cuts all the time to make them not get infected
>tfw came here to shitpost
>watched a man die instead
Stop making superficial cuts retard, sever the veins. You'll find tendons on the way, be careful and don't cut them, if you do you are fucked... Turn on the fucking light and find the veins Before the loss of blood makes you pass out. If it happens the blood loss will stop and they will have you comited on a loonie bin.
You try taking some aspirin to thin the blood. But its just too late now... My take is that you botched it.
Next time do your homework on that particular suicide, or pick something else. Wrist cutting is a meme.
>>25140324
What happens if you cut a tendon? You're cutting with the other arm anyway.
>>25140459
you have to get surgery to get it fixed or your hand is useless
cutting yourself is for attention
hang or shoot yourself to get the job done
>>25137546
Bang, Space Cowgirl. We'll miss you. I'll eat a dessert to pay respects for your thread.
>>25140231
>they are pretty comfy
more like boring and gay and make you want to kill yourself more
>>25140579
the 3 I have been to were pretty nice
it was pretty much all girls
RIP robot, or have fun in the looney bin.
>>25139240
I always expect this guy to get back up and exclaim in frustration his displeasure that his brains did not cover the writing behind him as was intended.
>>25139240
i had a dream where i did this. felt like youll probably feel it for a split second
>>25140777
Yeah I dunno, depends on if you fuck up or get unlucky. Good digits btw.
DONT DO IT MAN, fuck, please if not for yourself but for me! I don't want to see you die man! Fuck!
>>25140823
So the guy at the counter shoots himself.. but can someone explain why the two other people get spaghetti-limbs in this?
>>25140823
Story please desu
>>25140904
>You want to play video games all day son, then shoot me instead!
>son shoots himself
>dad thinks he shot at him and missed, hence the head slap
>everyone does the dinosaur
>>25140904
the guy at the counter is their kid
he says he wants to kill himself
his dad was like do it faggot and gave him a gun thinking he would not actually do it
he shoots himself and his dad slaps him for firing off a gun before he realized he actually killed himself
Don't kill yourself m8. We're all going to die, why not just play the game.
>>25140823
>whentheweedmantrowinalilextra.webm
>>25140961
>why not just play the game
because this game a shit
>>25140986
It's only shit if you don't pick the right class
>>25140919
Dude mocks son for being a failure and performs the "do it faggot" meme, his son then proceeds to win the argument.
>>25140944
Shit, I can't imagine being in their place
Although dad's an idiot for loading the gun in the first place
>>25140944
>>25140941
Damn, thanks
guessing he's either at peace now, or being hauled off to the ER and later the nuthouse. Either way another robot bites the dust, a shame. I'll see you in Gensokyo OP
>>25141861
>Gensokyo
>not Valhalla
I know I want to read The Economist pretty badly, but Valhalla is cooler.
May god welcome you as a long lost son.
