You are 16. You can give yourself one sentence advice to your future self.
Go.
>>25137091
Kill yourself now before it's too late.
Everything you do is what you wanna do, so whatever you do don't feel bad about it.
>>25137091
just be urself senpai XD
:^)
;)
>>25137091
Get a fucking driver's license and a job you little cunt.
>>25137091
>You are 16. You can give yourself one sentence advice to your future self.
DONT MOVE IN WITH YOUR GFS MUM, FOR FUCK SAKE YOU HAVE A BABY THE COUNCIL WITH GIVE YOU A FREE FLAT
Don't listen to me
>>25137164
Greentext time anon
>>25137155
that is some good ass advice anon
Don't stab that homeless man that you meet on your 17th birthday. You'll never get caught, but you will suffer repercussions in other ways.
STAY Off 4chan!
Dispose of the piss jugs before bringing a girl home.
Save every single cent you make, because you'll need it once early 2015 hits.
Metal Gear Solid V will be complete shit
:^)
Don't bother going to college, it will just hurt more.
You'll see a cute girl 3 years later
She will seem shy and pure
She's not
>>25137236
see >>25137188
Time for a story m80
Don't get feelings m8, or thoughts. In fact be as ignorant and alone as possible, ignorance is bliss.
Keep pulling back your foreskin and keep the head from getting sensitive by exposing it and touching it
Honestly, my 16 year old self should be giving me advice.
Stop dressing like an autist and get a haircut
Take the scholarship to the Naval Academy.
>>25137091
Just kill yourself now and save yourself the trouble.
>>25137091
drivers license or you'll be a khv
Don't try to defend the nigglet that is being bullied.
Just kill yourself my man
Get drugs
Get alcohol
Life is shit
>>25137419
Are you retarded? Is everyone in this thread? This is exactly what it says in the OP
>>25137507
What happened after?
>>25137091
Don't waste your teens and early 20s in front of a computer screen.
Invest in google stock (seriously if you have to suck dicks to do that than get fucking sucking) and get in shape.
>>25137532
The guy bullying the nigga and the nigglet started bullying me.
>>25137091
everythings gonna be alright, everyone who hurt you either gets cancer or dies in a car accident and you get a well paid job with a condo that you can have mortgage free in 4 years, so everythings gonna be alright bucko
>>25137188
>gf moved in with me and my mum and everything was going great
>got gf pregnant at age of 15 (she was 18)
>shortly after my son was born my mum sort of had some midlife crisis and doing weird shit like throwing his stuff outside in the rain
>got drunk one night and started accusing my gf of raping me, threatening to phone to police
>didnt realise how generous uk welfare system is so moved in with gfs mum 300 miles away not knowing i could have just got a free flat of the council
>5 months of living with a chain smoking alcoholic end with me hitting her with a plate and getting kicked out
>gf and son come with me and we move back to where i used to live, staying at a friends house
>end up having to leave there and end up on the streets with 1 year old child
>finally go ask council for help
>"oh anon you should have come sooner we would have given you a house if you came to us last year"
all in all my 16th year was pretty shit
>>25137538
actually I'd the opposite, I'd tell myself to give up on aspirations of being normie and just immerse myself in my web activity without guilt because that was a bigger waste of time in the long run
>>25137091
"JUST"
>le oginikal comat
>>25137091
Hard work benefiting you later in life is not a meme.
>>25137091
Focus on school instead of impressing the people that don't really like you since you meet cooler folks later on.
Accept your fate and start sucking dicks now
Fuck god,satan, jesus, and any other made up deity.
>>25137831
I think this thread is designed for people over the age of 16.
>>25137091
don't let them get on the plane
>>25137091
>>25137091
>You are 16. You can give yourself one sentence advice to your future self.
i wouldn't even know what to tell my future self at 16, but i will tell my 16 year old self that hard work did pay off and thank your sister for riding your ass about SAT shit and good grades, it really did pay off/
Also join a club or some shit and don't get involved in the computer club, it's full of autists who hold smash brothers tourneys along with other fighting games and don't have anything to do regarding computers, they're all scrubs anyway besides your friends and like 1 one person
>>25137860
I think this thread isn't designed for Christfag circlejerks, back to /b/ where you can spout your fedora memes.
>>25137091
You are about to have a horrible breakdown, but you survive so don't think all is lost. Oh and for fucks sake don't cut off all your friends you edgelord, they won't fight to stay in touch. P.S learn to handle your fucking drink, people were laughing at you not with you you fucking drunk
>>25137605
Eyyy I got my gf of 1 month knocked up with twins (theyre bornt now) and I'm 20. Pretty weird being a father huh?
Winning lotto numbers ofc.
Stop smoking weed, in the next year you're gonna lose all your good friends because of it and get stuck with pieces of shit forever
Tell B to fuck herself up, seriously man you don't need to waste three years on a useless, and rather ugly, bitch.
>>25137860
I was a hardcore christfag in highschool and until my early twenties. Looking back I hate organized religion with a passion. Be your own man. No God isn't gonna give you happiness. I spent a lot of time being someone I wasn't and I didn't realize it until it was too late.
>>25137933
Story time, anon
Original comment btw
shieeeeet nigga
>no but really
You are good looking, don't get hung up on one girl, stay with a good girl
>>25137918
ive got two now, 5 year old son and 1 year old daughter, might have conceived another a few hours ago too.
Just end it now.
>>25137091
stop doing drugs and focus on learning and art
Transgenderism isn't real, don't fall for the scam.
Also, you're not gay either. Stop looking at gay porn and fantasizing about guys. It'll only make you miserable.
>>25137605
what kind of disgusting trailer trash family do you come from
are your kids okay? raise them well anon
>>25137860
This is it, 4chan is full of dumb shits
If the advice had been ''embrace Christianity'' nobody would've given a fuck.
If the advice is ''turn away from Christianity'' you can start with your retarded memes.
You are the fedoralords of Christianity.
>>25137901
And yes I did misread the Op, it's 3am in bongland and I am not entirely sure why i'm still up
Invent a social media for phones where you can send friends pictures or short videos on a timer with captions and call it Snapchat.
>>25137970
>I just realized I gave myself conflicting advice
goddammit man
She's going to be dead in a year, make sure you're there at the end.
Get a job and learn to drive.
>>25137965
>b-b-but you're an edgy teen
>are you euphoric ?
>t-this is you
pic related. kill yourself you dumb neckbeard fedoara wearing atheist. where is muh religion diversity ?
>>25137193
LOOK EVERYONE
>LE FEMANON EDGELORD MAYMAY
HARHARHAR SO FUNY
>>25138000
>what kind of disgusting trailer trash family do you come from
my family are actually all rather wealthy and successful, gfs family are pretty shit though.
>are your kids okay? raise them well anon
my kids seem to be doing great, my daughter isnt developing at the same rate my son did though, mildly concerned about that.
>>25138039
care to greentext?
>>25138063
Nice fedora meme bro.
Focus on work and for the love of god, convince your gf to go to college with you. You will never have another one once she leaves you.
>>25137895
You do realize atheists are the ones that wear fedoras, right?
>>25137114
Came in here to post this.
Get facial surgery for that ugly ass face as fast as you can.
>>25137091
Find a way to keep exercising after the night running ends.
Powerball 17/12/15 - 40 32 7 9 2 23 (9)
>>25137091
Don't talk to the succubus she's evil
destroy the pepe
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS M8, GIRLS THAT SHOW INTEREST IN YOU WILL RARELY COME BY AGAIN.
SHE HAD A FAT ASS AND LIKED HORROR MOVIES TOO, DONT LET THAT SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS
Never trust a homosexual.
>>25137091
The harder you try now, the quicker things go in the future. Also, do 4 subjects a semester, not 3. You're welcome.
>>25138200
this is good sound advice, as long as they are the flamboyant type
Kill yourself while you're still eligible to buy a firearm
Kill your parents and use your inheritance to buy HGH before your growth plates seal.
dump him faster
don't abuse the shit out of her, it really isn't worth it
Also just go to school for business
Don't sign up for red robin royalty rewards program, avoid geology club and clingy guys and just focus on making money and enjoying yourself
Never trust the police
>>25138149
>dumbshit christfag
>no reading comprehension
Of course, who would've expected that? Maybe read my reply again, you shit for brains nigger.
>atheists are the ones that wear fedoras
Are you literally this autistic ? That's a meme you dumb shit, that's exactly what christfags start spouting when they see somebody contradict their limited beliefs and feel triggered. Bunch of fucking circlejerkers.
>>25138190
I have a fat ass and like horror movies
also the rest of me is fat pls respond
>>25138243
Get the fucking hell out you dirty filthy roastie! What the fuck did he do to deserve that? .
It would take more than a sentence to help me.
>>25138260
>he thinks I'm a christian
Never go on Tinychat, ask all future girlfriends to prove virginity with a written statement from a certified doctor.
Start lifting now, and start eating better, too.
>>25138163
THIS
Fuck everyone that says something different
>>25138273
he was an ugly autist loser with bad acne and I could have fucked chad years sooner
>>25138273
run on sentence that shit
>>25138268
guy or girl and favorite movie?
Haha, you're basically just fucked, Abigayle is absolutely insane, Sterling won't work out, oh, heroin is cool I guess. Maybe just kill yourself.
>>25137968
Not much of a story. I started smoking weed, hanging out with a different crowd, lost my good friends, got stuck with the shitty ones, now they're all I have and I hate them all they wanna do is drink every day and do cocaine while my old friends are all off in college and doing shit with their lives
>People don't think you're weird or creepy, they actually think you're incredibly intimidating.
And here I was thinking I was just an awkward cunt. Normally it'd be the other way around but no, people did actually think I was intimidating and not creepy or weird. Would've fucking helped a lot to know that sooner rather than start coming out of my shell sooner rather than after high school where, thanks to my lack of social interaction, I actually DO make people think I'm weird and creepy.
What a world huh?
don't spend money on the semen demons
>>25138336
FUCKKK YOU!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! FUCK SHIT CUNT BASTARD BITCH!
>>25138163
>Powerball 17/12/15 - 40 32 7 9 2 23 (9)
and invest several hundred thousand in Tesla motors as early as you can, selling it all out in late 2014.
>>25138346
girl
oldie: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
popular: Cabin in the Woods
artsy: Eyes Without a Face
cheesey: Black Christmas (2006)
I have seen literally hundreds
get your CDL A as soon as you can and then get into linework, the army doesn't work out and when you eventually get into the linework trade you'll be asking yourself why you didn't do this sooner. No shame in working the same trade as your dad, especially if that trade is fun as hell and pays mad $$
>>25138422
>checkd
but also can't you hear sarcasm or tell when a joke is told
also to my younger self
Don't be so fucking thirsty when dealing with females, texting is for arranging hookups and dates not fucking Shakespearean poems about their pussy's and the effort you'd go through just to get some
>>25137872
um wtf story?
>>25138163
No no no, actually fuck this.
"As soon as it begins in 2009, get as many bitcoins as you can at all costs and sell them in November 2013."
>>25138273
he was a rapist not that any of you give a shit
he ended up in jail. I didn't know he was a rapist until after we broke up and he stalked me and other girls started coming forward (and one guy was a victim too)
>>25138464
>mfw you dont have shit taste
btw mine are
oldie: repulsion
artsy: eraserhead
cheesey: sleepaway campalso how fat, this is really important
>>25137091
Take the time to develop your skills, work hard to develop your body, and if you want Emily, she's yours
>>25138650
I don't believe you. Roastie whores like you are all liars.
>>25138665
Haha faggot. This is the internet. Even if that person really is a girl, which I doubt, do you really believe that "she" will tell you the truth about how much she weighs?
>>25138754
tbhfam id fuck a dude, so it's really a win-win for me
>>25137091
Get your driver's license, get on a fire crew over the summer, get in shape, don't take 5 classes in Fall 2015, apply to grad school early, and if you can, join the Navy and be a corpsman or join the Army and be a combat medic (after you get your PhD), don't go the officer route, become a salty senior NCO.
>>25138665
Oh I'm pretty fat, sorry if you're not into that or whatevs
I fucking loved sleepaway camp though, it hassome of the best killings. We could probably at least be good friends
>>25138665
also
>repulsion
p good taste
Eraserhead wasn't my favourite honestly. Parts of it were pretty dry but I liked the concept and I'm otherwise a fan of Lynch.
>>25137976
Great. More welfare babies. It's like you fuckers never learn. This is why you are poor and your kids will grow up never amounting to shit in their pathetic lives.
>>25137091
Get help for your ADD/Bipolar Disorder and start working on stuff with engines if you want to be happy.
>>25138912
>>25138851
sleepaway camp is probably one of the most comfy slasher movies besides the mike myers, freddie kruger, and jason vorhees series
Do you think Kubrick is better than hitchcock when it comes to suspense?
>>25137510
>my man
can't help but read it in kelpy g's voice
>>25137091
don't drink alone
don't drink drive
>>25137091
Just talk to her and you'll be fine, though if it doesn't work just go for your stalker and your life will be literally heaven whilst hers hell.
your not bad but other people are going to fuck up your life and there is nothing you can do about it
suicide is ok too
>>25137091
Just don't give a fuck and go for it, all of it.
>>25138163
>my birthday as well
Jesus christ, anon. This could be a movie.
>>25137091
Stay in the south for college.
you're young you got a lot of drugs to do, girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you
>>25137091
Change your name. Don't fuck with Tara AT ALL. Look into the Marine Corps before you know what. If you don't do this by next year just go ahead and off yourself.
>>25139013
I'm honestly a huge hitchcock fan but it's less about suspense and more about dialogue, I really like the little quips
kubrick was in general pretty fantastic and also the conspiracy theories around his films are interesting because he really did pay attention to every little background detail in his films.
I guess I can appreciate both. You?
Don't study music, you dont care about it enough and its a waste of time, you will also encounter nothing but music douches who enjoy the smell of their own farts.
>>25137283
me too bro
>>25137526
Yes but how I can be my 16 year old self again anyway? It's a dumb premise desu
>>25139204
i thought kubrick was better at suspense, the pauses inbetween dialogue in the shining is something that's missing in the horror genre, its not all about the scares sometimes you gotta make them wait for it, invest them into the scene and the little interactions, then scare them.
End it now.
you change your mind on what you want all the time, so don't worry if things don't go as planned
>>25139324
yeah I can get behind that. post contact or?
>>25138077
K.
First of all, you're trying too hard. Way too hard. Start by not typing in all caps in an attempt to strawman your target. It's very unappealing to the eye.
Secondly, they never said anything about being a girl so you're just getting triggered by tripfucks for zero reason.
>>25137091
when you help your brother move into his apartment in a few months take that opportunity to jump off the balcony, you wont get such an easy suicide opportunity ever again.
Get on hrt now
>>25137091
Pro tip: the "girls are into guys who act like they don't care" thing doesn't work for guys too autistic to identify the difference between "acting like you don't care" and "acting like you want her to fuck off"
so don't try it
>>25139444
.....or maybe the person recognized JLH as literally the oldest female attention whore trip on /r9k/ you newfag retard fuck
>>25139437
no, its not because of you, i just don't want to be friends with someone from here
>>25139544
But.. you're from here...
>it's the fat thing
>>25137091
Hello im the 30years old you. From the age of 20-30, you will be on the computer ~70h/week everyweek and ruin your youth forever. Please I beg you, throw your computer into the garbage.
>>25137091
Winning numbers are:
>>25139603
>But.. you're from here...
>>it's the fat thing
if it was the fat thing i would stop talking to you immediately, it's the fact that i really dont want to start a relationship with someone from here
>>25139651
What does that say about what you think of yourself then? Or are you the only person who could possibly browse this board without being an asshole in real life?
All that stuff you wanna do, start doing it now, cause when you don't you're not gonna like what you end up as.
>>25139733
>What does that say about what you think of yourself then?
calm yourself fembot, i just dont want to start a relationship with someone from this board, it may be frivolous and stupid reason to not start a relationship with someone, but i stand by it
> Or are you the only person who could possibly browse this board without being an asshole in real life?
i dont think anyone here's an asshole in real life, anxious and awkward maybe but not an asshole.
why do you care about this so much anyway, we just exchanged like 4 posts between each other
>>25139926
I'm a man bro chill
>>25139960
my point still stands
one last word of advice to my younger self
>get a better hobby than just sitting at home playing videogames and going on 4chan, you're wasting your time and it'll suck the life out of you
>>25139926
I think the point is you're a huge hypocrite anon
>>25137442
I can sense a lot of regret here.
>>25140032
What point? that you think you're morally superior yet you're a loser meme spouter like everyone else here?
Except worse, because you admit you've been a 4chan/video game addict whereas some of these people might be normalshits from reddit
honestly she's better off without you you hypocrite fuck
>>25140047
>I think the point is you're a huge hypocrite anon
not really, just being wary. In any other forum or messaging board, sure. but not here, i dont come to start relationships here
>>25140210
refer to here whiteknight
>>25140225
i dont come here to start relationships
>>25140225
>I just come here to jerk off to loli guro and accuse others of being worse people than me
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>25140264
>>I just come here to jerk off to loli guro and accuse others of being worse people than me
now you're just being childish
Go to the gym every day, lose weight, get to about 145lbs, you are a very good looking guy, girls will be all over you in college, just remember be an asshole and don't be afraid.
>>25140225
welp this turned into something big
I don't even browse this board regularly but whatever I wasn't dying for your company or something haha I just came here from /ic/
>>25137091
You have a brain tumor that needs to be removed now or your health will deteriorate, and your life as you know it will be over.
>>25140298
thank you, jesus christ the lengths people go for interaction
its like they dont even know to be themselves
>>25137091
Never ever lose those faggots you hang out with.
Accelerate your fucking courtship process, please. Also keep writing, scamp.
Buy bitcoin, right now.
>>25137091
Do whatever the fuck you want. Ah and you're gay by the way.
Cut the soda and brush your fucking teeth, you'll be miserable if you don't.
>>25140298
you seem like a really cool person, if you want to post contact I'll be your friend
>>25140496
thirsty faggot kill yourself
>>25137091
Start everything you've thought of starting and you'll be amazing.
probably just kill yourself now; you havent thought the thoughts that will descend you below your lowest, so you still have the ability to end it all.
>>25140515
somebody's mad they already turned away a qt drawfag belly gf
>>25137091
Do it earlier.
>>25137091
WHEN YOU AND THE GUY YOU MEET IN GRADE 11 BIOLOGY DO COCAINE 10 MONTHS AFTER GRADUATION: DON'T THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO ROB THAT FUCKING BANK
Stop hanging out with beta losers, cut your hair, stop wearing all black, shower brush teeth and TALK TO GRILLS SENPAI!!!!!!111111
>>25137091
"Don't break up with Olivia, for the love of God."
>>25140625
that wasn't me family, i just dont like seeing guys willingly jump through hoops for women the second they start posting, like that'll make a difference
Don't be a gentleman
>>25137918
>theyre bornt now
They're not burnt anon, that's how they look when you've been cucked.
>>25137918
Were you using any form of birth control? Condoms?
It's going to work out, but you're going to blow it so get ready for pain now.
>>25137091
stop trying to roll for dubs, it's never going to happen
>>25137091
Do not move back in with your parents.
Don't go germany it's not worth it; you will not be prepared for college when you come back.
don't ever think of writing that girl you like so much just continue masturbating all day
when the fbi comes to your house and searches all your shit just agree to go to the hospital it will be fun
No one cares about you, stop caring about that, get used to being alone but not alone.
Stop fapping and ask that girl out that's into you
>>25137091
stop being a mopey faggot edgelord, get good grades and start working out right fucking now.
>>25137091
"you're gay lose weight go to school"
>>25137091
look at that picture, go get your license while dad is still around to teach you how to drive stick.
Go to the party with chad in decemeberchad friend died in a car accident that night. I'd rather be dead with him
>watching that movie guy turn down that fat chick
>he says its not because shes fat
>its because shes fat
YES YES YES THIS DAY GETS BETTER AND BETTER
Stop playing video games, work out, and tell Eden how you feel about her before your life goes down the fucking tube.
>You're going to develop schizophenia when your 20, so don't join the marines.
I could have gone to college and been more normal.
>>25137091
Buy Bitcoin it'll be worth tons later
Pick UCF.
Alternatively, "don't switch to home schooled" or hopefully "don't do IB"
Invest in Google.
Stick with faith. She truly loved you and you love her too but you just don't realize it
>>25138016
Le hat meme is annoying, but internet atheism is paying for how cancerous it is
>>25137998
Ouch.this hits a little close to home desu
>>25138163
I actually won a very high Powerball jackpot. It is nice later on, but the first year was hell.
please get over Sarah soon because it's gonna be awkward as fuck when you show up at her graduation ceremony 2 hours away unannounced; Becca is actually a dude and Jordyn is an alcoholic whore.
>>25137091
It will only get WORSE, just end it now
DO NOT FUCK WITH SARAH WITCHER
STAY THE FUCK AWAY
RUN FAGGOT
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>25137993
i wish i would have read this when i was 16 :(
>>25137091
dont be a bitch and just kill yourself now
Too late for me I was already an autist
Do not ever, ever, ever let your dog mount you as a "joke", you'll get hooked.
>>25137091
Nothing really, just change class because yours is full of shit people.
>>25137605
>you 15
>she 18
dang bruh you almost had a real life ss going on.
You can lose all the weight in a year, lose it right now or you will regret it forever
Buy amazon stock and sit on it till it rises to 630 a share in a decade or so.
I haven't changed my views in 5 years, I think 16 year old me was pretty alright.
I probably should have stayed in school but honestly I don't think there's any way for me to care about that enough even now.
>>25137091
Ramming speed ahead, brace for impact!
>>25145871
>dang bruh you almost had a real life ss going on.
ss?
don't become a neet, or don't stay one for very long at least.
>>25146060
straight shota, meaning an adult woman fucking a young boy. not sure 15 is really shota tho.
>>25146110
most people thought i was older than her desu
Shit is about to go down, fucker.
Listen to that kid whose dad was buying bitcoins with every bit of spare cash he had.
Study more.
Also, lower your standards. You're lucky to have any girl interested in you, and if you don't take the chance to get laid it'll haunt you.
>>25137091
everything you do is a baloon
also smoke weed.
Don't choose to stay with your pops instead of ma in the divorce, he will molest you.
>>25145285
This sounds cringey as fuck. Story time pls
>>25144984
proof and greentext now
Go stick your penis in a hornets nest that shit feels great !!!
Just go for it with Lusa, she likes you and you like her.
go full time instead of reserves you double faggot
>>25145285
Please give us more details anon
>>25138370
Jesus christ same here.
Study
Dont use memes that much irl
Quit trying to be funny all the time, you are not
Get more sleep
You look average at best, quit acting like a 10/10
Im 18 now but still I feel like I should have known all this. Now Im kind of fucked, but hoping its not too laate for me.
>>25137091
DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GROW.
I JUST WANT 2 MORE INCHES OF HEIGHT
5'8" WHEN!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25138504
Dump her the first time you catch her. Or just dont date her at all. But I know theres no way that could happen you horny cunt.
Literally eat the dog
Bet as much money as you can on Germany beating Brazil 7-1 in the next world cup.
>>25137091
I'd just give them an insanely unlikely sports bet, and hope that I went through with it.
>>25146652
I'm 5 8, still shorter than most women
Kill yourself now and save us 7 yrs of pain.
Don't waste time on any girl, they're all retarded.
>>25146810
this obviously
>>25140078
Your post made me laugh really hard because it seems like something Yoda would say.
>>25137872
superb subtle baneposting myy man
Whatever you do, don't ever (trust me) associate with G and J, move and finish your degree really quickly, get your own apartment asap and above all avoid dating girls, especially a dumb cunt whose name starts with a "D" because that will result in heartache that will fuck you over badly for several years and never forget I believe in you.
Don't waste your time on that phony bitch
>>25137091
Stop crushing on Natalie, you stupid idiot, it won't lead to anything; ask Lisa out instead, you fucking moron!
>>25137091
You said that backwards famerino
>>25137998
greentext, this one sounds interesting
I'm guessing you went through with HRT and now regret it?
Don't ever apply to that Ivy league, you'll get in and hate it, and also in the winter months walk closer to the sides of buildings, an ice chunk will hit you and you'll get hospitalized at the least, and people will actually feel bad; that will never be the case again
First of all, CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR. I don't care if one, maybe two girls said it was cute in your whole life. They are saying that out of pity. You will look a million times better with a normal haircut.
Stop being such a fucking asshole. I'm amazed you actually have friends. Don't just "try" to stop being a dickweed - just stop. You will realize that you're an asshole too late, it will end friendships and you will be very alone and depressed. And stop being so narcissistic, you're only 6/10 at best, even if you think you're being sarcastic others dont see the sarcasm.
Sucks to be you, puberty hits late as fuck. Stop worrying that you're short and your dick is small, around the end of year 11 and start of year 12 you will grow tall as fuck, and your dick will grow also.
When J comes into your life, you'll become very tight. Dont get me wrong, he's a great friend, but dont ditch your old best friend W in the process. It hurt him, and eventually J will get a girlfriend to replace you and you'll go crawling back to W.
Oh, also, in year 13, in drama class you'll be hanging out with the popular girls. Hottest girl in school will sit on your lap because there are no other seats. MAKE SURE TO BURN THIS NEXT HOUR INTO YOUR MEMORY, IT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER GET TO SEX.fuck, I cant still feel my dick snug in between her buns, only a few layers of fabric separating my dick from her vag
>>25137091
kill yourself now senpai
>>25148626
>Sucks to be you, puberty hits late as fuck. Stop worrying that you're short and your dick is small, around the end of year 11 and start of year 12 you will grow tall as fuck, and your dick will grow also.
You really hit puberty at 17? How deep was your voice/how hairy were you before?
I have no ragrets.
5'3 manlet kissless hikki poor virgin here.
Probably lotto numbers I want.
JUST TAKE THE FUCKING JOB AND MOVE YOU PUSSY
I honestly don't know, 16 was already past the point of no return.
