Uhhh FUCK 29 year old virgin here getting the wierd thrown my way. Pls hlp
>>25136884
Say you like rough sex and blind folds.
>>25136981
Worse part is I don't even want it from her. Think that would scare her away? Say I'm into butt stuff and BJs
This girl sounds autistic.
Help, I need to inception her into not wanting me. I did not ask for these awkward feels
Tell her youre into akward sex positions.
Link to kamasutra and ask her which one is her favorite apart from the usual.
>>25136884
Her pussy is probably a gaping roast beef grand canyon. Get the fuck out of there OP.
>>25137313
Yeah then she starts quoting her favorite positions - no thanks
>>25137032
she's not a looker but still take the opportunity imhotbh senpai, no one needs to know
Deflection tactics engaged (she is bi.) Wish me luck
>>25136884
If dubs, say "shoo shoo gains goblin." Say it anyway.
>>25136884
Tell her your a virgin post reply
She logged off - cross your fingers. Enough deflections and they may lose interest
>>25137490
she looks like a tumblerine you fucktard
>>25137873
Great bait mate it's sure getting late for the I don't know
>>25137900
Why so mean, anon? Jealous of my almost wizard status?
>>25137490
She's obviously pretty adventurous, you should have said "I'm usually pretty vanilla but am always down to try new things ;)" TBQH though pham I would just come clean with her, if she rejects you because you're a virgin then she's just a filthy slut who probably has herpes anyway.
