Who else here is so autistic they can't actually drive so instead resort to pushing their car around even when it's not broken?
man that was really dumb
Why don't you just leave your car at home OP? You could just walk to your destination, you don't look more normal if you take your car with you.
>>25136210
knew i wasn't the only one
>>25136236
But what if I need it later?
>>25136259
If you can't drive you won't need it. Do you mean if you need to lie down and it's cold out you can get in and turn it on?
Either way good thread you're making me laugh
>>25136210
Yeah I do the same thing. Camry, so it's pretty easy
>>25136284
I need it so people think I'm just a regular guy with a broken down car. Not an autist who can't drive.
>>25136284
also i keep my tendies in the glove compartment.
>>25136323
>>25136364
Fuck I can't stop laughing
This thread is genius.
>this thread
original comment.tw3
I know that feel, OP, I usually carry around a bike so people think I know how to ride bike but the gears broke or something like that.
>>25136323
I'm laughing so hard it hurts
>>25136323
>monday morning
>drinking coffee and staring out my kitchen window
>"the neighbor's kid is doing it again" my wife says, walking up behind me
>"yeah, i can see that" i reply, taking another sip
>i stand there for another 5 minutes watching this flabby pale piece of shit slowly pushing his mom's station wagon down the street with the emergency flashers going
>"god i hate this town"
>>25136210
>been doing this for almost a year
>uncle gave me a car
>didn't wanna upset him by telling him i'm too autistic to drive
>see everybody in my neighbourhood driving around
>start pushing my car around to fit in
>neighbour tried to help me once but I told him I've got it
>asked me what's wrong with it
>he's a mechanic
>"Uh.. the.. the door.. is jammed."
>tfw too autistic to understand how cars even work
>left me be after that
>after a few days the whole neighbourhood stopped paying attention
>start seeing people start to avoid me
Why do they hate people with broken down cars?
>>25136883
>the door is jammed
