>tfw bf is leaving for a week
Just fuck off. If you're a guy who's shitposting or a girl, nobody wants to hear it.
>>/b/
time call chad :^O!
Cucumber wrapped in Saran wrap.
Obvious bait guys. It's barely worth responding to. Even has the tumblr file name.
Either way, say it with me
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
Hide and ignore the thread.
>"ummm... hello, Chad? Wanna come over ;^)?"
how is he leaving?
is he travellingBY TRAIN?
>>25135856
It's more half-ironic
>>25135962
His dad is dropping him off in his cousin's house unless he is lying
>>25135238
>tfw don't even have a gf or relationship prospects
Please go away OP
>"Hey Stacy, it's me. Yeah, she thinks I'm at my cousin's house, haha. Are you at the hotel yet? Okay I'm on my way ;^)"
>>25136089
Breakups hurt more? I think? Either way I think it's worth it
He's prolly already browsing tinder and stroking his dick
>>25136142
I think he may actually be cheating though. I don't care I'll still stay with him
>tfw ldr bf and we only see eachother a week every 2 months until he can get a job
Apartments is expensive
>>25136179
He's so tall, I have to stay with him, he's so beautiful
>>25136179
>"Oh hey cuz, there you are. What took you so long, did you gf keep you again? Well forget about her. Right now it's just you and me. Let's drink and play video games later... but first I want to show you how much I missed you."
>>25136265
>He's so tall,
>>25136307
And did I mention he has a big dick too?
Thanks for the support you guys
>>25137082
Calm down senpai it's only a week
Are you NEET?
Oh wow he finally texted me
>>25137121
I recently turned 18 and am doing shitty in college
>>25137126
>>25137220
What did he text and where do you live?
>>25137220
Do you have a jobbu?
If not, make a list of things to do instead of making up scenarios where you can be jealous or other neurotic shit
Make it a fun week to take your mind off of your dependence on him
Watch anime and drink all day, go to museums, I don't fucking know m8. But something.
You have time to yourself now, which may or may not be uncomfy for you, but you gotta make the best of it.
>>25137126
>"Was that her?"
>"Haha, yeah, I texted her back. Damn she's so clingy... and I think she's starting to suspect something. Oh well, I don't even care if we break up. I'm only with her when I can't be with you, you know that right? I don't want to talk about her anymore... come here :)"
>>25137297
"reception is shitty here" his dad is getting him a record player for christmas and he's been "masturbating to me a lot" we are both boys
>>25137327
No. I was kind of looking forward to time alone kidn of but still. I think I'm getting a job after next week.
Also he browses 4chan too but doesn't go /r9k/
>>25137582
NJ by the way
>>25137582
nagger
you gotta divorce yourself from your bad feels right now
what's been lurking in the corners of your mind, is there any little thing that you might want to explore that you haven't had the time to due to your relationshit/other shit?
forget real life for just a little while
forget your bf and forget everything except those things
go full autism mode, live inside your head for now
and when he comes back, maybe you can impress him by having learned something new
>>25137695
mhmm that's what I've been thinking of doing. it's kind of less depressing now that he did text me. I was only saying "No." to the job question
I know how you feel, I won't see mine for 2 months and I feel like he doesn't wanna speak to me. We haven't talked in 3 days on the phone so far but I've been less clingy and I think it's making him miss me.
I still need to work on not looking at his text right away or instantly texting him back, because I'm scared he'll think that's too clingy.
How do you go full autismo just to enjoy yourself? I been too clingy with mine for 2 years.
>>25137297
>WHERE DO YOU LIVE
OP already has a boyfriend, Anon. Why are you so incredibly thirsty?
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