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>19 years old
>finally get a BF after being single for all of college
>dont have sex for almost a month because this bored made me so self conscious of being a slut
>finally fuck before we leave for Christmas break becase we wont see each other for almost a month and I wanted to give him something to remember me by
>hes not even 6 inches and came in like 10 minutes
>want to leave him but feel bad and am scared I wont find another qt bf
Fuck my life
>>25134878
i-is this bait?
oc baited
>>25134878
TLDR
shoo shoo roast beef
reported, do the same anons
tl;dr
>I'm a female. LOOK AT ME!
>I have a boyfriend. Don't hit on me silly boys
>No sex for almost an ENTIRE MONTH. I'm so lonely ;~;
>>25134904
I wish it was bait
I feel like such a bitch but I just wanna be happy
300+ replies
I'll be there for number 300
>>25134878
Damn girl
Leave him now
>>25134947
shoo shoo roast beef fuck off cunt
I know this is bait, but I'll give my usual shtick anyways.
SAGE ALL "FEMBOT" FEELS THREADS. THEY ARE ACTUALLY "I HAVE A VAGINA" THREADS.
REMINDER THIS IS THE SAME AS GOING TO STORM FRONT AND STARTING A BLACK SAFE SPACE THREAD
SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE!
SHOO! SHOO! ROAST! BEEF!
THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
If hes a qt why leave?
If hes boring jus leave tho because that means you both dont actually care about each other
>>25134947
so..... if he had a bigger cock you'd be happy?
>>25134973
how do I sage? we need to form an anti-fembot coalition and tear down these fucking threads
>inb4 newfag been on 4chan since 2008
>>25134947
Because you are.
Cuck him hard with a dindu you will feel better for breaking the poor guy's heart.
He is too good for you
>>25134904
Done with college at 19?
>>25134878
Holy shit, it's a fucking plague. Is this a new meme or something? Tons of "fembot" threads? Saged.
>>25135002
I know im gunna get flamed and called a "roaster" or whatever, but its just biology
Imagine dating a girl who had a vagina like a plastic bag, it just wouldnt work, Like it or not sex is a huge part of monogamous relationship,
I know its not his fault and I feel bad, but I just dont know if I can put up with it
sage sage sage sage sage sage nigger cuck sage niggers
>>25134947
THIS IS BAIT, STOP GIVING IT ANY GENUINE ATTENTION.
REMINDER THAT ATTENTION WHORING IN ALL FORMS IS CANCEROUS
REMINDER NOT TO BE A BETA ORBITER
REMINDER TO NEVER PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
>>25135007
Write "sage" in the options field without quotation marks. Godspeed friend.
Say it with me everyone!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
this is now an anti-wagecuck thread
tick tock
>>25135047
shoo shoo roast beef
tick tock wagies
>>25135037
>not married
>having sex
>>25135047
tick tock tick tock tick tock
ROASTIES BTFO
>>25134947
it's gotta be bait.
I've read dozens of times that its not about size for the most part, and that women cant even cum through penetration
Why not talk to him about it and just use sex toys? Have him go down on you?
Are you a meme?
>>25135065
stop orbiting, get saging
tick tock wage cucks
>>25134878
kill yourself rostie
>>25135093
stop orbiting, start saging
shoo shoo roast beef
>>25135101
don't bite, just sage
sage sage sage
roastie roastie fuck you sage cunt
>>25135037
FUCKIN ROASTER
>>25135037
OBVIOUS BAIT
END YOUR OWN LIFE ROASTER
REMINDER THAT ANY ACTUAL FEMALE POSTERS ON /R9K/ WHO DON'T WANT TO BE CANCEROUS CAN POST IN ACTUAL FEELS THREADS
REMINDER THAT IT IS EASY TO NOT REVEAL YOUR GENDER IF YOU ARE NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE
STOP GIVING ATTENTION TO "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
THESE POSTS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee roasties get out get out get out
You can always lie about your experience OP, it's what normal women do.
>>25135136
>>25135138
just sage the thread lads, don't nibble at obvious bait you cucks
>>25135037
Are women even people?
Your sub human scum.
Roasties are not born with meat flaps. In the 1% that do then I'm fine with it.
You can't control a penis size.
You should love him for who he is. All you whores think is dick size.
Your not human, your sub human scum. To call you an insect is an insult to insects.
>>25135153
don't reply to fembot threads, just sage them.
Stop playing into their hands.
>>25135138
>>25135047
>>25134973
Hey, I recognize you from the other threads.
Looks like your catchphrase is catching on. Keep up the good work. Now I'll say it too
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
>>25135182
don't accept the bait, just sage with us friendo
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dfdfdfdfdfdfdf shit thread die roastie
>>25135037
you're a bitch, I had one serious relationship, sure she didn't have the tightest or greatest vagina but I wouldn't leave her for that single thing.
>>25135266
DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, SAGE THE THREAD
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF VAGINA
ROAST BEEF SHOO HA HA
>>25134917
>Reported
There are no rules against gender specific threads, moron.
I'm in a relationship with a guy who no longer loves me. We been together for 3 years and stopped romancing each other. We no longer go on dates because we're too busy or unmotivated. I don't really love him anymore and I'm pretty sure he's fucking his online friend. It's just too much of a hassle to break up. We both have this good thing of offering each other rides, money, sex and food whenever it's needed. There's no more love. We just look like friends when we go out. No hand holding or kissing when out in public.
dudhushdushds
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>>25135312
m-muh autism safe space!
>>25135312
I've reported a thread before just for it to 404 soon after, so it does work, beta orbiter
>>25135339
>
muh muh roastie threads
fuck off
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>>25135047
Looks like you missed the memo stating that sage doesn't work anymore.
shoo shoo roast beef
Bush may or may not have done 9/11
>>25135380
looks like you missed the memo that this thread sucks
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>>25134878
>came in like 10 minutes
that's how i know this is bait
10 minutes of thrusting into a pussy is actually a lot in real life
REMINDER TO EVERY ROBOT TO STOP PUTTING SWEATING, BLEEDING, PISSING, CUM-FILLED, STINKY PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
STOP BETA ORBITING
STOP GIVING POSITIVE ATTENTION
STOP ASKING FOR A GF
AND STOP ALLOWING "I HAVE A VAGINA THREADS" TO EXIST WITHOUT GETTING RUINED WORSE THAN A ROASTIE'S CUNT
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
THESE POSTS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
shoo roast beef shoo
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DJDJDJDJDJDJDJ
Spamming is against the rules, enjoy your bans m8s
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
SPONGEBOB DID 9/11
>>25135425
beta orbiting is against the rules
enjoy getting cuckd m8
roasties shoo take your beef flaps n go
hduhdhushduhshs
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>>25135408
You're in violation of Global Rules 3,6 and 7 shitlord.
>>25135401
Virgin confrimed
Do you even watch porn?
45 minutes to an hour is good, even amature average dudes go 30 minutes
Guys:
What are your thoughts on girls with Rescue Fantasy? Girls that want to tame bad boys and bring shy guys out of their shell.
>>25135482
stfu faggot, roastie cunt
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Just teach him mens and womens yoga of intimacy when he gets back
>>25135493
> bring shy guys out of their shell.
lol nice meme
Life's not a movie, MPDGs do not exist, women want somebody who is a winner from the start
>>25135482
I haven't been reporting these threads because that's against the rules. My posts are also of high quality, I always say something besides just shoo shoo roast beef and spamming, I explain why these threads are a problem. I'm not off topic, I'm addressing the topic and why it is problematic, which is an awful tumblr word but it applies here. I'm not the one making shitposts and spamming.
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
>>25135493
I think they want to do the first one far more than the second.
Source: My life
>>25135007
>doesn't know how to sage
>says he was on 4chan since 2008
spam is against the rules
>>25135552
I always heard it did nothing so never figured how to do it, plus I rarely post just lurk so never tried
>like corndogs
>can't enjoy corndogs in public without someone taking pictures or having lewd thoughts
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niggaz
>>25135580
>Claims to have been on 4chan since 2008
>Still tries to prove his fact to people who don't believe it
Stop.
Bait image thread?
>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds - The Thread
Childish spamcucks need to die.
>>25135492
>Virgin confrimed
>Do you even watch porn?
hah
>>25135635
don't have to believe me if you don't want, but I assure you I have been here since 2008 when I was a 6th form student
>>25135653
just fuck this shit up senpai
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ROASTIE BTFO NICE THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25135742
Stating your gender doesn't compromise anonymity. Go away newfag.
>>25135900
nice dubs 'oldfag'
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