I'm an ugly weird helpless suicidal NEET tranny
Someone please fucking kidnap me and take care of me before I kill myself
>>25134589
me too.
we can kiss each other and do lewd things together to fulfill our lives.
I can barely take care of myself. I'd only do it if I could rent you out to pay bills.
>tfw I see these threads every now and then
>tfw it almost gives me motivation to get a job so I could try to take care of someone
>tfw realize I'd still be too ugly and no one would want me anyways
If only I had enough balls to kill myself.
>>25134589
>tranny
Only if you wear your hair in twintails like your .gif
>>25134589
ugly,,,
face or body or both?
>>25134664
My standards are literally the lowest, at this point I'm just looking for someone to grab on to before death takes me.
>>25134621
Where do you live?
>>25134622
See: Ugly
Unless you live in fucking mexico or cuba or some shit you're not going to be able to rent me out to anyone.
>>25134693
I'll do anything you want, really
>>25134701
Body is okay, I guess, but a lot uglier than most.
Face is okay, I guess, but really weird and again, a lot uglier than most.
But apparently I exaggerate how awful I really am a lot.
>>25134742
I live in pennsylvania you?
i'm also a helpless tranny neet
pls someone adopt us into ur harem
>>25134589
Why don't you take care of yourself? Nobody is going to take care of you.
>>25134777
you can join OP and me and we can have a tranny orgy desu senpai
>>25134742
I still have my doubts that you'd take someone like me or even if you did it would probably just be out of desperation and you'd never love me. I'm not sure if I could even support someone else with a shit job.
Post pics baka desu sempai
>>25134821
oy vey, well we should at least be making money while we're at it so lets become camwhores!
I'm making close to $80k/year right now, which state are you in?
>>25134855
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
too ugly to be whorecam
im a neet
>>25134742
>i'll do anything you want
Twintails are the main detail. How would you like to live by the beautiful coast line of britbong?
>>25134764
>>25134885
SC
>>25134777
No me
>>25134794
Because life is terrible and I can barely leave bed let alone find meaning or joy in anything other than mindlessly watching streams or anime or videos to numb the pain.
There's nothing I even want to work for, I'm going to be as helpless and awful as ever no matter what I force this shitty body to do. If someone is going to take care of me they'll do it regardless of whatever I've managed to do.
>>25134825
If you're genuine and give me even the smallest amount of meaning I'll love you, sorry I don't hold up to the same standards as the rest of humanity.
>>25134589
Are you Canadian opee?
>>25134911
>streaming anime
what a fucking pleb
>>25134911
How much do you need in order to take care of you?
Why are trannys so helpless?
They are all looking for providers. Fuck off already real women aren't as needy as you trap faggots.
>>25135033
>real women aren't as needy
>they just make you give them all your resources for a bit of roastie then leave you for dead
>>25134905
>beautiful coast line of britbong
Grey skies, grey sand, brown water?
>>25135033
it's hard to achieve leverage in a society that murders you if you go outdoors
it's hard to know how to provide for yourself in any way other than sugar baby-esque relationships when you're constantly told that you're a sex object and your only career option is doing porn
>>25134589
As much as I don't believe trannies are legitimately women stuck inside men's bodies, I would like to.
What a glorious psychological torture for a roastie - to have to feel what it's like to live life without the advantage of being a woman physically. It would show them just how worthless THEY really are.
>>25135033
hmmm
this post is problematic
>>25135085
>abloo bloo bloo bloo
Good luck with being some old fat guy with AIDS' bitch, that's all you'll get, guaranteed.
Perhaps you should've just stuck with the shitty cards you were dealt rather than try to cheat the system by switching to easy mode?
L M A O
M
A
O
>>25134911
You're a cunt. You're just as bad as a women. No thanks i'll stay perma virgin.
>>25135078
Actually its grey skies, no sand but rocks and green water
Top tier comfy to watch the waves crash.
>>25135012
>implying
And this isn't even all of it.
>>25135028
I need that person to love me and give me cuddles every day ideally. I don't need much food and I'll sleep in the floor or closet or on a curb if I have to. Electricity and a place to put my computer and plushies would be nice though.
>>25135033
I'm not even a trap I'm just a weird androgynous freak kek
>>25134905
Sure but leaving the US is honestly a little intimidating.
>>25135137
Where are you from in the US?
>>25135085
>in a society that murders you if you go outdoors
There was like 15 tranny murders this year, out of the 15, something like 11 were killed between 11pm and 3am.
>go to have sex with a man
>in some redneck southern state
>don't tell him I have a dick
That's how you get murdered for being a tranny.
>>25135137
>I'm not even a trap I'm just a weird androgynous freak kek
yeah me too, I'm intersex and get confused for a girl sometimes
idk i may as well be a tranny, I'm a skinnyfat bitchboy and i'm not even on hrt yet
>>25135137
I could do the first part easy and I could try to get my shit together to get a place for someone to stay. Do you have an email you'd be willing to give out?
Where are you from op?
I might be able to help you if youre in the right place.
>>25135219
>intersex
lol
>Waah nobody wants to dick me and provide for me, my life is pointless!
You bunch of faggots need a hobby or something, and stop with the woe-is-me attitude, it's not cute at all.
I'd consider taking you in if you lived closer to California. I don't think I could make you happy, though.
>>25135172
This place
>>25135245
[email protected]
>>25135276
I don't give a fuck about sex or having someone provide for me. I would be fucking fine living on the streets and being homeless.
I just really want to be with someone who doesn't hate me and will hold me and spend time with me, or at least let me make them happy in some regard.
>>25135353
I don't think I can really be happy, just content for a few more years at best.
>>25135273
you got a fucking problem?
>>25134589
shouldnt have switched on female hormones you stupid fuck
>>25135429
nope, it's your problem that you're delusional as fuck, not mine
>>25135407
>I just really want to be with someone who doesn't hate me and will hold me and spend time with me, or at least let me make them happy in some regard.
That's fucking stupid, you can't base your entire life around a person and your feelings for them, that's just pretty words and not how the world actually works.How about you grow the fuck up before you start looking for a person to share you life with.
>>25135407
>I just really want to be with someone who doesn't hate me and will hold me and spend time with meThat hit really close to home and if I was in America I'd pay for you to live with me.
>>25135483
Meant to quote the entire reply
>I don't give a fuck about sex or having someone provide for me. I would be fucking fine living on the streets and being homeless. I just really want to be with someone who doesn't hate me and will hold me and spend time with me, or at least let me make them happy in some regard.
>>25135429
Cute pic
>>25135450
I don't think so, I really hate having testosterone in my body
>>25135483
I know how the world ""actually works"" and it's lame, Anon.
Fuck off
>>25135531
I have ~$400
Will that buy me a ticket to your country?
Everybody in this thread has been trolled.
>>25135569
I rather date a rostie your worse god dam fucking drama queen i hope your hunted down and castrated
Please be in London.
(Unless you're balding tbqh)
>>25135569
suggestion, live stream cutting wrists?
I'm driving through sc tomorrow
Post a pic of you/body
>>25135626
Trannies on HRT are already chemically castrated anon
>>25135452
i have fucking klinefelter syndrome dude
little impotent tessies
>>25135626
Yeah I hope so too.
>>25135590
In the sense that I'm probably far less than anything anyone interested has managed to expect of me?
Yeah
>>25135630
No webcam and it wouldn't even be interesting, I'd rather stab myself to death.
>>25135673
oh fug
I met someone like that before in some game, actually gave them some legitimacy for being a tranny.
How does that feel?
>>25135727
what is this fucking 1872
who the fuck doesn't have a webcam
you really are a worthless NEET huh.
Lel.
This thread is fucking ridiculous. Trans people are mentally ill degenerates who need to just stop existing.
Most of you don't even have the excuse "But I'm cute, right?"
Look, any of you anons that decide to take these losers up on any offers,just fuck a qt guy or something. These things aren't traps.
Absolutely pathetic.
>>25135805
Yeah
>>25135812
I thought all of that was implied, Anon
I am the lowest of the fucking low.
>>25135761
it was confusing growing up but now I consider it to be a blessing
>finally reaching puberty and having all of your friends grow up into strong young men while you just sorta get soft and grow gyno titties
>having no libido and never pursuing sex, disbelief when my peers all started pairing off and banging
>infertile
>being a total faggot is my fate?
very confusing
>>25135812
i AM cute though
>>25135974
you still have no libido? or you just like men?
also, don't claim to be cute without proving it
>I'M SO FUCKED UP NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME I MIGHT AS WELL KILL MYSELF
This attitude isn't helping you people, stop with the self loathing. I get the appeal of wanting somebody to take pity on you and wanting to hear that you are alright, but this is border line attention whoring and is way more likely to make people be mean to you than getting you the approval you want.
>>25135407
Damn, a South Carolinian on r9k?
>tfw Charleston
>>25135896
Yes, you are. And don't ever forget that. Seriously, these trans degenerates posting threads here, disgusting.
What, you were hoping to trick some pathetic robot into giving you money because they don't know the difference between traps and trans?
Shame.
>>25135974
>i AM cute though
Pfft.
Bull fucking shit and you know that.
Should have stayed a guy and tried to be QT, you fucked up, kid.
>>25136032
I definitely want to have sex but I don't experience that characteristically male "urge" to "fuck pussy"
U G L Y
M A N F A C E
M U T A N T
go cry on /r/transpassing loser
>>25136127
so instead you have a characteristically female "urge" to get your "boy pussy" "fucked"?
>>25136083
It's not even self loathing at this point. I've come to acceptance with how awful I am and I'm either going to find someone else who will too or kill myself.
It's really that simple Anon.
>>25136102
ikr
>tfw Anderson
Come abduct me.
>>25136116
Nah, I thought I'd find another robot who managed to make it out decent in life and give them whatever the fuck anyone could find in someone like me.
Really, this is just a shot in the dark.
>>25136146
I'm more like an alien that crawled out of some reef in mexico and attempted to integrate into humanity but managed to make some weird uncanny valley androgynous face.
>>25136154
and I only like chad and tyrone
>>25135085
>becomes "girl"
>surprised when everyone thinks you are an object
If you can't make it now, it might be time to give up.
>>25136198
>There's a robot tranny 2 hours from my house
Hmmm
>>25136198
>Nah, I thought I'd find another robot who managed to make it out decent in life and give them whatever the fuck anyone could find in someone like me.
Absolutely pathetic.
You know, you were right to change genders, because from the sound of it, you're a useless leech, just like real women.
Live your own life, loser, don't weigh someone elses down with your bullshit.
>>25134742
>I'll do anything you want, really
I want you to educate yourself in internet technologies, pc repair, and office duties. I want you to get a well paying, respectable job that you enjoy. I want you to find somebody who loves you and whom you love. I want you to find fulfillment in all aspects of life.
Would you do that for me, anon? Please?
>>25136127
>>25135974
>>25136200
R I P
I
P
even if you're only HALF a woman you still only accept nothing lower than Chad
remember robots:no hope
>Ugly tranny
Can't even feel sorry for you.
You did it to yourself.
>>25135569
>~$400
>Will that buy me a ticket to your country?
;___;
I think it's something like $1200 for a ticket here.I don't have a job or anything to support myself anyway..
>>25135673
Fuck I'm concerned now. I have pretty much text-book problems for a chromosome fuck-over syndrome. I was thinking of getting a vasectomy at some point for memes of greentexting, but I might not even need to if this is the case
Not sure if I want a virility test now.
>>25135033
It's not all of us that are helpless. It's the ones who did not have a support network whilst admitting it, or who were antagonized for it growing up that are fuckups.
Look at me! I make 18.21/hr, have comprehensive health insurance, auto insurance, dental and optical. I even rent my own apartment and own my own (new) car. Granted it's not the greatest car (Chevy Spark), but it's my car. And nobody else has ever owned it (except the CEO of Chevrolet).
I'm even moderately attractive as my desired gender with a boyfriend who loves me!
Point being, we're not all garbage, anon.
>tfw no ugly weird helpless suicidal NEET tranny to cuddle and comfort
>>25136272
Jesus, you typed that out, Anon.
All of that.
What kind of person are you that you would offer that?
Your life must be pathetic.
>>25136351
>Point being, we're not all garbage, anon.
Buzzzzzzzt.
Wrong.
All of you are garbage.
Some of the hot garbage rises to the top, but you know, still garbage.
Can someone explain this to me?
What's with whites and Asians wanting to be trannies?
Do you retards actually take the "I want to be the little girl" meme seriously?
>>25136368
Get a grip you fucking loser.
Alright well I'm coming from PA to fl.
I'll scoop you up on the way tomorrow
>>25136279
so like how does it feel to be cucked by a tranny?
>>25134589
I would but my tranny bf is just like you and i'm taking care of him instead, sorry.
>>25136398
Anon if I haven't made it then what is making it? Where's the bar?
>>25136479
>Making $18/hr with a mediocre apartment and a mediocre car is "making it"
I know trannies have some pretty low standards, but come on m8.
No wonder you decided to mutilate yourself.
>>25136230
PLEASE abduct me pee pee frog, I'll even put a bow on my head.
>>25136272
I can't do all of that myself, I don't even think I'm fit for it, especially finding love.
I honestly think killing myself and hoping for better RNG would yield better results faster than my current situation ever would.
>>25136325
;_;
I'm sorry, Anon
>>25136308
I'm ugly as a boy or a girl, kek
>>25136368
What's stopping you?
How about I provide for you until you are no longer attractive and in exchange I can do wathever I want for you and you won't Sue me when I leave you?
>>25136509
Post a picture of yourself all ready, holy fuck.
>>25136508
But... muh prospects!
Job is supposed to cap out at 32.94 in three years. Two if I play my cards right! And I'm even studying to get my C++ and html5 certs!
>>25136509
>PLEASE abduct me pee pee frog, I'll even put a bow on my head.
I honestly would but I'm not sexually interested in trannies. I'm hard gay.
Maybe if I ever need a roommate I'll come grab you, throw you in the back of my truck and drag you here.
>>25136479
LIVE FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR OTHERS
Jesus fucking Christ, stop looking for others to validate your existence.
Pathetic.
>>25136594
They kind of made that point as well you fucking idiot
>>25136630
Don't fucking care, it's a point worth repeating.
>>25136544
>Job is supposed to cap out at 32.94 in three years.
>>25136594
Nigger, if he wanted to live for himself and didn't need others to validate his existence (and therefore his feelings) he wouldn't be a tranny.
>>25136594
This is probably the one worthwhile post in this thread if you scratch the unnecessary insult at the end.
>>25136630
But then they immediately asked where the bar is for making it, which goes against the point of not needing other people to validate you.
>>25136509
The fact that I'm ugly myself ;_;
>>25136683
>But then they immediately asked where the bar is for making it, which goes against the point of not needing other people to validate you.
Rhetoric question you fucking idiot
It's a call out
>dad business partner is a lesbian
>have some lesbian friends myself
>they all have contacts in the gay/transgender community
>want a trans girlfriend but don't want anyone else to know I have one
Back to masturbating I guess
>>25136543
kek
No :^)
>>25136592
Sounds like a fun time all around, hit me up sometime admiral.
>>25136704
I don't care, I'm ugly too, so.
I wonder what it would be like to take in OP and other trannies in this thread and start a tranny harem. I would pay for expenses like (rent, food, Internet, etc) in exchange for sexual favors and keeping my house nice and tidy.
This might work
God, these trannys are fucking worse than the "fembots".
They're guys that have become as pathetic as women .
Do you think you're more wanted here than real women?
Fuck no. You decide you wanna be a woman, fine, be a woman.
Get the fuck out. You aren't wanted here.
>>25136781
>wants someone to take him away and care for him
>doesnt want people to know what he looks like before meeting him
faggot. OP confirmed fake.
>>25136781
post pix asdfblox
>>25136845
>faggot. OP confirmed fake.
No shit you stupid fuck.
Do you think people actually come to /r9k/ to meet potential partners?
Are you fucking retarded?
Post some pics, dammit.
tranny unicuck reporting in.
>1/10 appearance, mind, personality etc.
>shitposter
>tfw to manly to be a grill and do girly to be a guy
i just want to suck a cock
>>25136940
Kill yourself.
Simple as that.
>>25136974
Then suck cock.
>>25137005
cowardice also is part of my personality ;~;
>>25136974
iktf anon.
>tfw too ugly so no one wants me to suck their cock
>>25137005
>Then suck cock.
none of the guys i know are gay or curious
>>25137022
I don't think you being ugly makes it out of reach, sometimes guys get off on just seeing people submit to their wangs
>>25137073
That's what glory holes are for anon, look up a local one and get working.
>>25136797
Trannies get catty with each other very easily
It would most likely result in DEATH
>>25136845
>>25136861
I'd like to know what the person I'm going to be living with is like and actually trust them before committing anything.
>implying people don't go to /r9k/ to meet potential partners
Go away conformies
>>25136974
Same
>except that last part
>>25137086
I've yet to find that, especially in a robot.
>>25137100
>>implying people don't go to /r9k/ to meet potential partners
Take not thirsty betabots, this is the faggot trying to lure you in with a false sens of security.
I know some of you beta retards don't know this yet, but internet relationships almost NEVER work.
You'd have to be legitimately retarded to think meeting someone on 4chan is ever a good idea.
>>25137021
Look, life ain't gonna get much better for you.
You could have lived a hell of a lot better if you hadn't caved to your mental illness and just stayed a gay man, but you fucked up.
Now you're a woman and you are worthless.
Sorry, m8, but you did it to yourself.
>>25137073
Gays are everwhere.
Shit, I'm gay.
Just act cute, you'll get dick.
>>25137119
It's out there anon, please believe me. I'm like that, but i'm spoken for already, just talk to folks as much as you can and you'll find someone who can see you as cute, despite your outwardly appearance
>>25137152
>Just act cute, you'll get dick.
and what if im ugly and fat
>>25137099
Not him, but that sounds fun.
>>25134589
Daily reminder that you will NEVER be a real girl and that you will NEVER be happy. Please consider suicide.
>>25137196
>just talk to people a lot
that's a problem
I don't get ugly people that try to desperately grasp at something, and then decide to make it being a trap.
I get wanting to be desirable, but like... That's not really all that's going through your mind, is it? Like if you're androgynous, I don't think there's much risk in trying it out. But if you're fat or ugly, then wtf.
>>25137201
Gays are a lot more forgiving than women.
But ask yourself the Buffalo Bill question.
Would you fuck you?
If not, work on yourself a bit.
Don't be lazy, anon.
>>25134589
>2015
>being a disgusting tranny
that trend ended last year buddy you can stop pretending now
>>25137257
Oh, i'm sorry, i forgot that a lot of people have problems with that. Sorry anon, i'm just telling you what i did, maybe r9k isn't the place for you to look for your special someone to suck. Have you tried any other avenues before, or are you too anxious?
>>25137324
>Would you fuck you?
yes because i have no standards and i'm incredibly lonely.
i haven't hugged a girl in years, im sure i would ejaculate just from cuddling at this point.
>>25137361
Robots are the only people that I can relate to. I don't see it working with anyone else.
>>25137372
you deserve to suffer for being such a sick degenerate animal
>>25137410
Oh i see. Well, what are you looking for in a robot? Age and location? That sort of thing. Maybe someone will meet your qualifications or wants
>>25137445
Just someone that would be nice to me that's white and in the united states.
>>25137505
Where do you live? Like, a state or something would be nice.
>>25137372
>i haven't hugged a girl in years, im sure i would ejaculate just from cuddling at this point.
Dude, do you even like dick?
Like, I get if you're lonely, but don't try to go gay if you just want companionship, you're basically lying to whoever you manage to get and that ain't fair.
>>25137552
yes im bisexual, i wouldnt lie to people that's rude
mtf tranny here. ive had a gf for 5 years and youve never had one.
>>25137596
I've had a bf for 10 and you've never had one.
>>25137548
Somewhere out in the midwest with no other robots around.
>>25137591
You can cuddle me then
>>25137596
I've had my correct sex organs from birth.
You'll never have yours.
>>25137649
why can't this be real life
>tranny
Do it
>>25137679
It can be
Do you have a place for me to stay?
>>25137710
I dont think my parents would want that anonymous
And here I thought relationships were supposed to be equal parts giving and taking. Sounds more like you got throw out by your parents or something and want a new mother who will take care of everything and tell you how special and wonderful you are.
>>25134589
Post your adorable little asshole, I want to see what I'm bringing into my home.
God, I love fucking you helpless tramps.
>>25137762
I'm not going to pretend like I have anything to give other than my existence
But if someone did want me my existence would be all for them
>>25137762
>every transexual ever
"being a boy is too hard, i want to be a girl and reap their benefits"
>>25137790
>But if someone did want me my existence would be all for them
You are such a liar.
We both know if any desperate robot decides to take you in, if you get a better offer, you're gonna drop him like nothing.
You wanna know why? Because thats what a woman would do.
And a woman is something you're trying to be.
Just die.
I wouldnt mind having company even though you probably would not be willing to travel. Rent and bills are on me but
> 146 posts
I wish you good luck OP, better says will come
>>25137790
Nobody wants another person just because they exist. I could get a dog or cat or something if I wanted a living thing that just exists. Sort your own shit out before you look for a relationship and it might actually turn out to be an alright one. You sound more and more like you are just looking for a person to dump all your emotional baggage on. f you want that then go see a therapist or something, don't pretend that you are looking for somebody to love because that's not what you are doing.
>>25137927
>>25137840
I've never once implied that I wanted a relationship, I'm far too mediocre for that and wouldn't even allow it.
You're acting like I'm pretending to be something other than what I am; I want to feel someone's love, I want them to take care of me, I want to exist in their care and be able to make them happy.
I have nothing to give and I'm basically the worst, I'm not trying to hide that.
>>25138035
And how exactly do you plan to make anybody happy if you have nothing to give?
>>25138035
>Doesn't want a relationship
>wants to be loved
Man, are you drunk or something?
Look, no matter what anyone says in this thread, all a robot wants is to be loved, they want sex, but it's love first.
If you don't want a relationship, you just want someone to love you, feed you, live your life for you, well, a dog is honestly better for that.
And a dog will never leave.
>>25138035
Do you not understand how basic human relations work anon?
>>25138121
I don't know, Anon.
Like I said this is a shot in the dark before I kill myself.
>>25138132
Woof
>>25138152
I do and they suck.
>>25138185
>Woof
At least you understand that you're no better than a dog.
Post some butt pics or something, give us something to justify your posts with.
And try to be cute, at least try.
>>25138185
I hate when people say they are going to kill themselves because now Im going to feel like shit because I cant do anything
>>25138185
You clearly don't though.
>>25137762
This guy got it right, everything you said it pretty much that you just want the unconditional love of a mother who will take care of you and love you without asking anything in return. Sadly, it's pretty difficult to find new mothers who will do that, especially when you are a grown up person at least physically.
>>25138270
My ass isn't that nice
Should I work towards a better one and try posting again?
And trying is hard, Anon
What's even the point, I don't like acting
>>25138288
Sorry
If it makes you feel any better the thought makes me feel content and warm, I'm sure I'll be happy if that's my choice.
>>25138398
We can be ugly together move in with me
>>25138288
You are no hero. Saving them wouldn't even be an option even if they were right in front of you.
>>25138398
>My ass isn't that nice
Should I work towards a better one and try posting again?
You know, I don't remember asking you if your ass was nice or not. Just to post it.
As for trying, if you can't even manage that, I mean, come on, how do you even manage to breathe? Just post a vocaroo of you saying "Onii-chan" or something.
It'll be a laugh, at least.
>>25138398
No matter what you'll have a lot of guys fapping to your ass if you post it
>>25138472
Okay
>>25138489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JqUQTe7vr
>>25138700
Gross
>>25138751
Eh, i've heard better. It sounds pretty forced
>>25138751
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JqUQTe7vr
>That dead voice
Oh god, you're fun.
I gotta admit, made my heart go doki doki and what not. Suck that you're a degenerate. Now post something else cute. And try a bit harder.
I mean, it won't fill that void in your life, but if you're gonna bother doing something for a stranger on the internet, you might as well do it right.
And who knows, if you try hard enough, you might not even be a stranger anymore!
How about something tsundere next?
Fucking gay retards stop being a waste of oxigen reeee
are you me?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original blah blah blah
Man, trannies can't even delivar simple voice recordings.
Sad. And they want to be let inside. lel.
>>25138855
It was, I didn't want to speak
>>25138872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r40tRwL2vt
>>25138951
no I'm me
>>25139268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13MLgPM9Q4d
>>25139426
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r40tRwL2vt
I'm telling you to do voice recordings because you somehow can't into posting butts, which, honestly, should have been done by now, bit disappointing you can't even manage that.
But, you're trying, so its something, I guess.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13MLgPM9Q4d
You're getting better.
Let me hear a "Woof woof".
Come on, it'll be fun.
>>25139583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdr8BYBNam
>>25139812
Good job.
Anyway, this thread is kinda worthless and I hate myself for letting it still stay here, but you're kinda fun, just a bit broken.
Drop a kik or something. I'd like to keep you around. I'll feed you praise from time to time and I can be nice.
Also, one last one.
Say "I know you can make it, Anon" for any robots lurking this thread. They might need a pick me up.
>>25134589
I would, but you would need to help me with things. As long as you can follow simple instructions and can help with heavylifting from time to time, it would be great to have some helping hands.
>>25140016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YZgm3UKkAP
Skype is in the filenamehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDlWyuvop4
>>25140395
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IDlWyuvop
Is it weird I wanna frot you to death?
>>25140471
no please do that
you can add me on skype and I'll voice chat with you if you want or whatever..
>>25140395
Alright, talk to you in a sec.
Thread is over, robots, I got what I want.
Pack up, pick up the tendies from the microwave.
Or post tunes.
Tunes are great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvMFhYMVawk
>>25140523
Fuuck! I don't have a skype though...
>>25140523
Yeah, Skype is gay.
Make a kik, dork.
Also, I'm hurt. I thought we had something special, me ordering you around, making you do cute voice recordings, you just broke my heart offering your skype like nobodies business.
It doesn't speak well of your character.
>>25134589
No. Embrace your faggotry.
>>25140689
Fuck off bitch.
OP. I would spoon you for hours and slowly rub your naughty parts until we're ready to fuck again.
>>25140756
lel.
Thirsty fuck.
Whatever, man. I just wanted to have fun with OP.
OP, make something quick, I'm kinda bored waiting. Also, I ain't into sharing, so keep that in mind.
>>25140851
>tries to come off as uninterested and chad-like
>staying in the thread
>trying this on a trap
>on r9k
You're not fooling anyone.
>>25140971
I know, but it's fun to try.
>>25140990
It's whatever man. I think you might have been on the right track anyways seeing how OP's abandoned us...
>>25140540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMZOtHIL7QM
>>25140756
I would really love that
Can we play video games and watch anime together too?
Also why don't you just make a Skype?
The other dude did.
>>25140851
Pls don't be mean
>>25141059
Being mean is fun
.>>25141055
Yeah dude, OP is ded.
Post tunes and get down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRr2kf84V2M
>>25141059
Yes we can. That would be heaven. I don't own a computer at the moment...
>>25141253
I have a kik now with the same name as my skype if that's the case
>>25141225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZP4Nu_8Ark
>>25141345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzmt5Dju67w
>>25141427
Holy shit thanks for linking this I had it liked on my first youtube account and forgot about it completely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c8n9GY00VM
Is OP still here?
>tfw way too late in the thread
>no lonely desperate neet wants me to be my friend and wants me to take care of them
>>25141525
No problem, song is addicting as fuck.
Now for some music from my favorite vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Ha8GCv788
>>25141600
Try opening two and giving one a slight delay, shits great kek
>>25141593
No, I died
>>25141600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kgpbHdbZA0
>>25141593
Too late, friend.
This is kinda a music thread now.
Post some, nerd.
>>25141680
Only came here looking to make lonely neet friends.
Later losers.
>>25141691
>Only came here looking to make lonely neet friends.
>calls me a loser.
Okay, by anon.
Have a nice night.
>>25141675
>soulja boy
Anon....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU_imvB3nTA
>>25134911
OP, take a nice walk once in a while. Every now and then when I'm on the verge of suicide I just drop all my shit and just go outside and walk around. It's pretty refreshing compared to the countless pattern of eat, sleep, shit, jerkoff, ~repeat, if anything just read a book about something that has to do with life, Like why do we exist? Why do us humans fail to meet each other's standards when our species is all alike. Basically read anything that'll get your mind working and move on from there.
Switch your life up a bit, it adds some enjoyment
