To all the robots who are too shy to even post, this is your thread. Post anything, just do it!
I know you're out there.
I completely bombed 2 of my Exams and I broke off 2 of my only friends because they were jerks to me. Plus Im dead broke
I don't even know what to do anymore..
im dying but im too afraid to go to the hospital since i can't drive myself and i have to ask my parents, it would worry them too much and cause a scene
ive been cleaning my room and getting rid of dodgy stuff like drugs and shit so im not judged if i just don't wake up one of these days.
But I don't even know what to say, I'm nothing special. I prefer to just read what other people are saying.
My parents h8 gays and trans. It'll be hard coming out.
>>25132357
Just start shitposting, it gets really hard to stop and you always have something to say!
>>25132376
Suck a dick. Your using tripcodes incorrectly. You are one of the many flavors of toxin flooding into this board.
>>25132014
Chad reporting in! Time to leave shybots!
>>25132014
I think Ayano is really cute and thank you for posting this thread.
I'd fucking love to just turn into a ghost
See everything man
fuck this trying to make it shit
All I want in life right now is to experience true romance. Just to know what it's like to have someone love you in the same way you love them.
But I don't know if I'm capable of providing the amount of excitement, attractiveness, and personality to form and maintain a relationship.
Hell, I can barely hold a conversation with a woman. I can do small talk, I can do "these are my innermost feelings and desires" talk, but I can't do the in-between.
I'm not shy but I wish I got more replies. I don't post often and when I do I hardly ever get (You)s.
>>25132014
W-Will you be my gf? I'm so alone ;_; I don't want to die but I don't see any other option
I'm about to buy a ton of disgusting sugary candy and eat the fuck out of it
>>25132014
>Post anything, just do it!
Why? You and I both know that anything I post won't make a difference.
>>25132587
Just because someone posts with a cute anime girl doesn't mean they are cute. I'm sorry anon, I've fallen for this trick too.
>>25132397
I know that feel anon. Then again it's not like I'll ever have a bf.
>>25132639
So everything is a lie then. Goodbye.
>>25132014
WOMEN ARE ALL SLUTS!
that is all i had to say.
If the world's at large, why should I remain?
Sort of a rant but.
Im an EMT and I worked my first cardiac arrest three days ago. The dude was only 26 and despite the ever tiring compressions and intubation we couldnt establish a rythm. When medics said to stop, everything just went silent from the suction unit to the aed which never shocked (because the dude was hella dead), to us. Am I supposed to feel nothing after this? This seems to have affected me in no way at all.
h-hey . . .
uhh....
>>25132617
What are you going to buy bro?
>>25132014
hey everyone
>>25132556
You are a good person and you deserve a (you). Also you can have this picture.
>>25132556
Here you go.
>>25132630
Because it's a shame that there's so many robots on /r9k/ who can't even connect with other robots at all. The isolation must be complete hell.
Think about it, people on here complain all the time how lonely they are, but what if you were too shy to even do that? You're in complete isolation with a window to another world that you can't even interact with. I imagine it's almost like watching anime to them. They want to participate with us but they are too anxious to do so. I think that's incredibly sad, and I want those anons to at least try and jump the gap.
How do I find someone real to talk to who actually cares and isn't just paid to give me tired old advice or stuff me with medicine?
My parents are dead and I have no friends.
>it's an anime thread
>>25132720
Look at what the cat dragged in.
Still too anxious to Steam, huh?
>>25132811
Just talk with other anons. Eventually you might find someone who is willing to add you on Steam/Skype/whatever.
>>25132832
sadly yes desu
>>25132327
Why are you worried that you're dying?
haven't showered in 4 days
can't bring myself to do anything but lay around
too many deadlines
I
can do it!
>>25132688
I don't know if you're supposed to feel nothing, but you're certainly not supposed to get attached to them because that can happen very easily. I think it's better to be on that side of the coin rather than being completely torn up and depressed that some random person whom you've never met before has died, simply because it's important to keep going on your job otherwise you could put others at risk by being too emotional.
>>25132887
id rather not give too many details but basically i got high on a combination of otc drugs and weed and might have had a heart attack, and i had to stop smoking weed because i get bad constriction in my legs and it scares me, been not normal ever since (about 3 weeks)
>>25132719
only like the most putrid shit I LOVE IT
>>25132811
What issues are you currently having?
over the last year I have slowly started accepting that I will be alone my entire life. I am not quite to the point of total acceptance, but I am almost there. I have realized that there is nothing attainable that can drastically improve your life. Getting a gf would be nice, but for every second of happiness that would come with being in a relationship there would be an equal amount of sadness. being alone makes your quality of life more consistent, and I am ok with that
I don't like chocolate milk
>>25132873
Don't feel bad. I know a few others like you.
In fact I don't add people often either! So I'll respect your decision.
If you ever want to add me just ask. I'll stop bothering you about it in the mean time.
>>25133785
It's not a bother. I don't want you to think I refuse because of you or something.
I wanted to put some thought into a post, but it seems dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGkhPx529g
>>25132811
Got a steam? we could have a chat or something if You wanted
2 days after my web of lies came crumbling down. im still here.
>>25134330
WHat was your web of leis?
Hello, shybots!
I would like to personally invite you to post pictures of your butt!
Think about how good it would feel to stop being shy and just take cock up your little hole!
Thank you!
>>25134430
my butt is hairy and fat
>>25134477
Well, stop being gross!
>>25134371
that ive been applying to jobs and that im mentally alright
they still dont know i failed out of college and that im abusing opiates yet.
i feel like a little bit of weight is off my back for once.
>>25132284
Im on the same boat. I bombed 2 exams and dropped 2 classes. I just dont know where to go from here, if i even want to go on.
>>25134497
i live with parents so i can't get extended private bathroom time without them asking "what are you doing in there?" so i can't shave my butt
>shy in real life
>shy on the internet too
haha how the fuck does this even work, lads
>>25133829
I don't think that. I just don't want you to feel bad for turning me down.Though I really shouldn't care that much about your pedoscum feelings~
Mods deleted my quads
that was fun though.
>>25134556
Just start posting. Eventually you realize that no one even knows who you are, so even if you make a fool of yourself you can pretend it never happened and leave it in the past.
I can not tell if someone on my friend list of a game is the same lying asshole I had the displeasure of knowing a while ago; she(?) came off as a massive creep and honestly as a guy that creeps me out even further that someone could share so many mannerisms when I've never noticed interaction between the two in the past, nor do I have a means of confirming anything without looking like a paranoid little shit.
>mfw I just made money selling 2 tables I built
Feels fucking great boys
>>25134541
not that anon but
it takes literally 5 to 10 minutes, just hop in the shower and do it if you want
>>25134430
Most men are gross though.
>>25134526
Same here. I completely crapped out the final exam of a class that I took the year before, along with the fact that I'm taking a harder class.
I can't have a spoken conversation unless I see the other person's face.
Phone calls make me want to shoot myself, I've never Skyped, I've never spoken in an online game. I hate team games and guilds and stuff because they expect you to use a mic. I'd rather die. I just want to crawl out of my seat and hide.
I don't think it's assburgers because I really enjoy face-to-face communication.
>>25134430
Get the fuck out of here with that gay bullshit.
>>25132397
>>25132641
Your parents are in the right.
>>25134571
I'll work up the courage one day.likewise pervert
All I want for Christmas is my oneitis.
>>25134695
Any ideas why? How about webcams, does that help it much or have you not tried? Or deos it have to be literally in person.
Does anybody pay Napoleon: Total War? (or any TW for that matter) The lads I used to play with haven't been on in a while and the online is pretty much dead now.
>>25134796
I've never tried a webcam but I imagine that would help.
I have no idea why though. It's a very embarrassing problem.
>>25134809
>>>/twg/
Normie babbyshit game
>>25134834
>he thinks playing "big boy games" makes him special
Get fucked my man.
>>25134945
Either play March of Eagles or get out norman
>>25135008
Hell, even if I told you I played both you'd still find a way to perpetuate your superiority complex.
>>25132789
>>>25132630 (You)
I see. You took the bait and responded to my cry for help. Thank you. How was your day?
Life is pointless :)
>>25134830
I've honestly never heard of anything like that before. I wish I could help you anon, but I wouldn't know where to begin other than trying to force yourself to deal with it and get used to it.
>>25134430
Uh
Umm... OK but I can't guarantee you'll like what you see
>>25132688
no, your fine. my papa is a firefighter
>>25136362
I hate you fucking faggots so damn much
>>25136468
Hate me some more.
>>25136362
>>25136500
go on......i dont want to post my butt so i shall wait for more of everyone elses butts
>>25136500
Shave your ass man, that's disgusting.
>>25136546
What is it you like about butts?
>>25136548
>Shave your ass man, that's disgusting.
I ain't gay man, that's disgustingI'm just a voyeuristic closet crossdresser. I got horny for a bit and pushed my boundries, besides it's winter.
>>25136676
>What is it you like about butts?
i just wanna put my face in them
Yikes! I forgot to spoiler >>25136815
Here's the repost. That's all I shot, don't expect this to be a regular thing, I was just horny.
>>25136873
but now youve made me horny anonymous
>>25132014
my friends think I am negative but whenever I try to act positive it just feels gross. I get upset whenever there is a negative character in a show/game and people love them but in real life they hate them. I feel like real life only happens on T.V
>>25136895
Good for you!
I'm in that post-fap state of regret, so I think I'll go delete any copies I have locally saved of what I shot tonight. I'm sure there's nothing that wouldn't make me cringe if I saw it sometime in the future.
Here, have a pic I'm actually proud of!
>>25132014
i've been lurking for months and will finally post now
>>25132014
I have to poop.
>>25132516
This post... I want this so bad...
![s-l1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pod9Ume.jpg "s-l1000[1].jpg")
>>25134526
>>25132284
This was me last summer. I worked September - the 10th of this month and saved $3k + whatever Uncle Sam gives me when I file taxes next year.
If you haven't tried working, give it a shot. Worse case scenario is you hate your job and that motivates you to return to school with some change in your pocket, one of the better scenarios is that you actually like working and get a sense of direction and time management so you can return to school/work and study.
>>25132720
>>25132832
>>25132873
>>25133785
>>25133829
>>25134571
>>25134775
>those file names
Is this a new kind of bait? What the fuck?
i just feel Dead Inside
i just need to talk to somebody, one person who i could really speak with, like i would speak to myself.
