>tfw this is what roasties expect from us /r9k/
http://elitedaily.com/dating/not-cant-find-man-love-cant-find-man-love/956734/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=EG&utm_content=956734
how the FUCK are we suppose to be their "perfect man"? I don't even think chad can deal with these standards modern womens set these days.
Who /ThinkingAboutGoingGay/ here?
>>25129987
I will die before I go gay, what are the expectations I'm not about to read that drivel
>Women are incapable of love
No shit OP, I think we all know that.
>>25129987
kek. Ultimately, they need you more than you will ever need them, so who gives a fuck. That's the whole reason for writing this in the numbers that they do; they're "disappointed" in men, but they want one. Also
> strong woman
that's an oxymoron. Women are mentally very fragile, and suspect to peer pressure. In this current generation (18-28 year olds), there will be a lot of spinsters. Hilarious. Women "made it" to the top, only to realize there were no more men available. Remember, for her to desire you, you have to be above her in some way.
>>25129987
don't have standards unless you meet them too, end of story
I once told a co worker that she will never find a man if she keeps separating herself by class.
but It seems she still has high standards...
> 2 million Facebook likes and those comments
Holy fuck. Women are psychotic unhappy monsters.
>>25130099
>what are the expectations
>fits their standards and thier ideas of a perfect partner
>a man they find worthy of their time and attention
>I'm not worried about impressing you; I'm worried about you impressing me
>A man who has a sense of worth without being an arrogant asshole
>I want a man who'll challenge and ignite passion and fire in my soul
>need a man who is present, a man who learn from the past, not just drags it along
>I need a man who keeps going because he finds pleasure in mine
>>25129987
why would you need to be gay if you cant fuck women when there's an infinite amount of porn at your fingertips
>>25130537
Being lonely for a good while does things to you.
>>25130537
When the Sexbots get here women will be the new niggers
>>25130493
so literally an impossible man, got it
>>25130558
this
After I finish watching porn I'm always searching for something more. I just want someone to cuddle with while watching a movie or some shit, human touch feels so God damn good. FUCK you stupid hormones!!
I'm not giving them clicks. Someone screenshot plz.
Sex is free though so I'm sure these standards affect noone but the women. No man in his right mind would even consider marriage. At most ltr fwb cohabitating until she turns 24 and he trades for a new 18 year old.
If you look you'll see its only 30 year old 'educated' 'career-women' with these standards. No one wants them so they pretend they're the ones rejecting men and not the other way around. It's funny in a pathetic kind of way.
Read up on mgtow and pua stuff. The sexual marketplace has changed. I'd say it changed in our favor. You have to change tactics though. Marriage always and can otlyonly end bad for men. Don't even consider it. Either pump and dump or fwb. Anything more is cuck shit.
>>25130605
That longing for company and affection goes away after so many years
>>25129987
> I like being alone
THAT'S ALL SHE HAD TO FUCKING SAY.
anyone else unfollow every friend on facebook?
>>25130652
>unfollow
Is robots having facebook a meme? I honestly can't tell.
>>25130638
im 23. Im still waiting for this feel, but i think i will be able to accomplish it much earlier in my life.
>>25130652
>friends
Lol
Tl;dr. If what I read, it coukd summarized like this:
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TO EXPECT ME TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! BUT I DESERVE A 10/10 MAN WHO TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF!
Double standards,etc.
>>25129987
that entire article, from start to finish, has left me in a ragel
>>25130558
>>25130605
betas. i've been 3 years w/o touching a female and i feel nothing at all. get a cat or something
>>25130681
Heart of stone
>>25130677
i have 15 fb friends and most of them aren't real "friends". couple girls who had crushes on me years ago, a co worker, some guys i played sports with back in the day, a couple people from college....i don't bother keeping up with them but sometimes it's nice to have someone to reach out to
>>25130638
I hope you're right mang, last summer I came close to hiring a "professional cuddler" because I got so fuggin lonely
Women are entitled as fuck, this old news
>>25130398
They've all been deluded into believing that they are princesses, what would you expect?
>>25130577
>When the Sexbots get here
implying feminist and religious organizations don't find a way to make them illegal first
>hurr durr muh morals
>hurr durr disgusting
>hurr durr destroying family life
I foresee it becoming very similar to how prostitution is still illegal in the majority of the US. Let's face it robots, society as whole doesn't want us betas to be happy. They shut down every loophole we find, CNN even discussed how we shouldn't be a loud to communicate with one another during the Oregon incident
>>25129987
remember to archive clickbait sites to deprive the authors of shekels
https://archive.is/Qtq2Y
>>25129987
Be a chad and get pussy. Be a robot and have all free time to yourself. Your choice
>Lauren Martin is a Senior Lifestyle Writer at Elite Daily. After graduating from PSU, she moved to NYC to write fart jokes at Smosh Magazine. Making her way to ED, she now writes riveting commentary on nude pics, condoms and first dates.Think for yourself consider the source when reading these articlessounds like a lot of man hating
Based Joy Sansbury.
>>25130848
>believing that they are princesses
I blame media for this shit, every kids show/movie targeted for grills involves a stupid princess in one form or another
>>25129987
Why do people even read that stupid article? It is just the author despereately shouting, 'Nothing's wrong with me!' And her readers are eating it up. At least some robots know that they too are to be blamed for being alone. People like the author don't like to hear about personal responsibility, realistic standards and having to take initiative once in a while.
>>25131043
>I blame media for this shit
Let's not forget the parents, teachers, female friends and betas who contribute by treating them as such.
>>25129987
The amount of Stacies and post-wall Stacies in the comments shouting "you go girl!" is hurting me.
>>25131300
Cause they are young white women, give it 10 years, shit changes. I heard first hand how sad it seems to make some of the good ones. Some lady I work with that was married for like 30 years, then husband left and now she is in her 50s and said she wanted to get married and that she is worried about being alone. They are only hurting themselves, but women hate each other, so they don't care.
>>25130558
this so much
I'm 99% sure that being lonely for a good chunk of time ends up in you getting some kind of mental illness. I'm starting to hear voices call my name and shit and it's starting to get more frequent. I have no friends, never had or have a gf, and lock myself in my room for lengthy periods of time either to study or to go on this god forsaken board, or even watch anime.
This woman will die alone
>women have pushed men away from marriage and are now dealing with the consequences
Hilarious 2bh
Anybody else not care?
I can't even let this make me angry. I feel so separate from society that I feel like nothing anybody says is relevant to my life.
And I have a girlfriend and I don't care what happens because she's a washed out roastie who has slept with dozens of people. Of course I'm never going to marry her or anything.
I just feel like this is the way it is and it's neither happy nor sad. If stuff like this makes you upset then you shouldn't be validating these kinds of journalists/bloggers by giving them attention.
get a load of this guy lol
facebook com/profile.php?=73322363
I've had girlfriends, I've had fuck buddies, but at the end of the day once you nut the attraction is over. Well for me atleast. Nowadays, I've been alone so along that I find comfort in solitude. I wasn't the best looking guy, nor was I the ugliest. But women's standards just keep going up and up and up. Fuck marriage. Bitches can't even be trusted in general.
>>25129987
Who /ignoreroasties/ here?
>>25130577
what if womyn try to ban sexbots
Why the fuck would you spread around blatant clickbait you tool.
>>25129987
>I am self-centered and stubborn. I want a man who will bend over backwards to fit my standards. I am worth the effort because I can do the basic tasks it takes to function as an adult, which I consider to be a major accomplishment.
There. Just saved everyone after me 10 minutes of reading this drivel.
>>25131994
the wizards are calling anon
>>25132465
Could they? Essentially an electric dido or symbian does the same job
>>25132261
>Anybody else not care?
Me.
Women like to say one thing and then do another. I doubt she even believes what she writes.
She'll drop her panties for the next Chad who calls her pretty, and eventually she'll hit the wall.
I
>>25130718
Wow, 3 years, you deserve a medal or even a statue built in your name! Try 30 years, dumbfuck.
>>25132821
>30 years
Heh. Amateur.
>>25129987
>I know there are slut enablers and I'm not afraid to use them to make YOU an enabler as well otherwise you don't exist: the post
lmao@herlife tbhfam, I'm not looking for someone to become their personal disposable entertainment tool and emotional tampon
>>25129987
>Being that frumpy
>Expecting a rich chad not to be disgusted at the very idea of touching you
Really, the issue isn't her expectations of a man, it's that she's way below the caliber of woman who could attract such a man. Female fours don't deserve or get male tens.
>>25130398
They get praise, resources and worshipped just for existing. What do you expect?
>>25129987
>Who /ThinkingAboutGoingGay/ here?
I would most certainly take good care of my male. I'd buy him as many tendies as he wanted, and suck his cock literally all day, if that's what it takes to keep him satisfied.
I don't understand why women are so belligerent. The male form is something to be worshiped and adorned. How can women insist on all these superficial standards? Why are they not simply grateful for the existence of males, who are intrinsically perfect in their base form?
>>25130706
Yeah, pretty much. Feminists have an entitlement complex, news at 11.
>>25129987
>no nothing's wrong with me, if there's something wrong with you though you're garbage.
I hope this roastie gets raped by a pack of feral niggers.
>>25131043
>No blacks
Feels good.
Niggers, don't ever let your women think you need them more than they need you.
You always have to make sure that to you, a woman is disposable.
I have these same standards,and I am a hetero male. I had a date with a woman once I met through a dating site. After forcing me to take a bus to some diner on some highway after repeatedly saying that I didn't drive,I was thuroughly dissected with every fault weighed and refuted by me. After a half hour of this,I put down $25 and said,"here is money for dinner and a tup,good bye". She asked me what I was doing,jaw dropped and stunned,and I said...
"The date is over. I have better uses for my time. Lemme put it this way :
I JUST MET YOU AND I ALREADY WANT A DIVORCE! "
Never settle,anons. Never.
>>25137090
Disney released a black princess a few years back in a movie called The Princess and the Frog. Black men are losing ground, though not as badly as white men.
>>25130677
I have like 18 people on mine. It's the only way to keep in contact with family.
>>25137308
>tfw have 600 Facebook friends but no real friends
I never even go on normiebook. I haven't talked to anyone besides my parents and siblings in 6 months.
