>tfw someone asks you a question just after you.take a huge bite of food
>At buffet
>Mouth filled with sushi, quite obvious I am chewing
>Waitress comes over
>"Can I get you anything else? Would you like some more water?"
I think next time this happens I'm just going to open my mouth and let chewed food spill out
>"Hey anon, it's getting a bit lonely since my boyfriend left me, and you need some experience with women too"
I hate my mom, why did she incest on being my roommate
>>25129972
>mfw witnessing a beautiful Freudian slip
>>25130016
That was the joke, retard.
>>25130044
>calling actual retards retards
Please stop
>>25129972
What porno is this from?
>tfw he asks you a question just after he shoved his cock into your mouth