>"Will you be my boyfriend, Uncle Anon?"
W-what?? Why would you ask that???
The FBI is watching you halfwit.
>>25129227
"Well, we would have to wait quite some time, a few weeks at least."
>"uh... yeah, sure kiddo"
>swat teams burst in through the windows
>GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>get cuffed and taken away
>black out
>wake up later in a strange room with a bump on my head
>see chris hanson sitting at a table in front of me
>"why don't you take a seat?"
Only if you can keep it a secret, sweetie.
>>25129748
Don't you think that's a bit creepy dude?
>>25129976
No.
>original comment 2228
>cousins always asking me this kind of stupid questions
>actually polyamorous
>mfw l have a loli incest harem that is staying at my home for a week
Fuck you /r9k/, working out and losing weight was worth it
>>25130247
>polyamorous
So you don't mind your girlfriend fucking other men?
>>25130376
it's negative polyamory then
>>25129227
ew, fuck off roastie. You think I don't know you just want my resources? Enjoy hitting the wall and ending up alone, cunt.
tfw take pics of underage girls on the train
