You guys seemed to like my last routine, so I wrote another one last night.
It feels great to flex my creative muscles like that, too bad that you wagies just don't have the time for it.
But I'm sure that filling out PDFs for Mr. Gutenbullock is satisfying enough, right, wagies?
Speaking of, looks like you only have 6 hours of free time left before it's back to sleep, then back to commute.
Tick tock, wagies! Wouldn't want to let any of it slip down the drain.
But that's silly, why would you be worried about going back to Gutenbullock's office? You LOVE to work.
Nothing like "Contributing to society" to keep your spirit going.
I always thought of that as kind of a lame cop-out.
I mean really, we're not worth anything unless we "Contribute to society"?
And I thought I was good at making people laugh.
How much does sitting in a cubicle 9 hours a day contribute, exactly?
Face it, wagecucks; Your contribution to society is even smaller than your girlfriend's contribution to your sex life.
...Oh man, I can already feel the wagecucks raging as I type this.
Somehow, even on days off, wagies STILL find a way to get worked up.
But the rage-wagecucks are right, what am I saying? You wagies have nothing to complain about in their sex life.
After all, your boss fucks you every single day.
Thank you all, you've been an amazing audience!
>butthurt neet detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz4FdtmgDAQ
H-hey this guys actually pretty good!
Do the tick-tock thing again!
>>25127985
Looks like we already have a wagie in a rage cage!
That must be a record or something.
>>25127935
>Your contribution to society is even smaller than your girlfriend's contribution to your sex life.
FUCKING VICIOUS
>>25127935
If you weren't a NEET I'd tell you not to quit your day job.
>>25127935
Woo! Encore!
>>25128242
>>25128112
>>25128061
>All this samefagging
I hate people who act like they love their job.
What the fuck are you so happy about? it is a shit job.
The company wants to create an image of being a good company so they ask for your opinion on how things are run.
You give your honest opinion that the company made bad decisions.
Then your own performance is docked for speaking up while the people who just kiss ass to their superiors get promoted.
There is no morality.
>>25128255
loIno
>>25128255(You)
Shut up faggot
>>25127935
>Mr. Gutenbullock
His name is Mr. Shekelstein
>>25127935
C'mon man, don't leave us there!
ENCOOORE!
>>25128255
Wagecuck wagecuck sitting at a desk.
Working working like the rest.
>>25127935
Its funny. With all the time in the world youd think a NEET would eventually get good at his craft. He cant even figure out Photoshop! Or maybe its just symbolic of how much of a blockhead he is. And whats with using the same jokes every time? A NEET set could be summed up in five words. Tick, tock, cuck, rage, and DEPRESSING!
>>25128426
NEETS BTFO
ENCORE!
>>25128242
>>25128350
You ask, and you shall recieve.
Sadly, that's not how it works for wagecucks.
Mr. Gutenbullock's been dangling that promotion in front of lil' wagie's face for months, and yet wagie still says he'll be getting it within the week.
Just goes to show you the overflowing confidence of a wagecuck. Confidence that leads them to try and defend their lifestyle in any way they can. For example, shitposting in this thread.
But let's be honest, wagecucks aren't just seething balls of hate.
Maybe they just need a little time in the great outdoors to calm their nerves.
Whoops, change of plans, your vacation has moved.
...Well, they say Wisconsin is prettier in November anyway.
Thanks again, you guys are the best!
>>25128563
Oh man, this guy just doesn't stop!
W A G I E S B T F O
>>25128426
>>25128481
> samefagging this hardyou must be on the verge of desperation
>>25128563
Aw man, do you guys see this? It reads just like someone who's never been outside of their home. That's how you can tell its really a NEET writing it. But hey, you found the eraser tool. That's a step. I'm sure that was a big confidence boost for you. And why are you talking about the great outdoors like you've BEEN there? I hope you know your backyard doesn't count.
>>25128697
Wagecucks are typically desperate for attention. So desperate that all they can do is act like crabs in the fucking bucket and try to drag the NEETs down with 'em. Figure they're not getting it from their women, so let's try the NEETs!
Look man, I know it's hard, I know the days are long, but if you work REALLY HARD, then maybe you too can one day come into this paradise!
In the meantime, don't stay up too late tonight wagecuck! I want you up bright and early tomorrow.
I actually am happier as a wagecuck and a unicuck, honestly. I wish I could work the entire day and sleep at work, or do the same for school. My parents and brother make me lose my mind
>parents were trying to force me study medicine, and I picked engineering and math instead, and they get mad
>"We put thousands of dollars into you and you pull this crap? Your cousin makes 300k a year."
>"Hey, give me the equation for curing cancer, you know, something useful."
>"it's embarrassing to mention your major when everyone in the family is a professional."
"You're going to be poor. Who brainwashed you into studying this?"
>my mom and dad are angry at me all the time, and they constantly fuck with me
>brother lives at home, too and is a med student
>they laugh at me for being a virgin, every day
>on my birthday, they waited until the end of the day and told me "See? No one called you. You have no friends. You practically don't exist. Get a grip on your life."
>mom literally starts crying sometimes and asks me where they went wrong
>"I SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD YOU IF I KNEW YOU WOULD BE AN OUTCAST"
>brother constantly shittalks me and says all engineers and scientists are people too stupid to do medicine
>Hey, how's your shitty 14 dollar/hr job? Better get used to poverty, because that's what engineering will be like
Hell, just last week
>coming home to study for finals
>go on my computer to finish up a formal lab report worth 40% of my grade
>go take a break for a bit and eat a snack
>come back
>everything off my desktop is gone, nothing in recycling bin
>what the fuck
>Dad comes in, and I ask him what happened
>"I've taken the first step in helping you become a normal person, and so I deleted all of your games and music"
>it was MY COMPUTER that I PAID FOR with internet THAT IM PAYING FOR
>yell at him, telling him that he just deleted my report
>"You see now? This is what happens when you don't communicate properly with us. You have the rest of the day to do it."
>>25128785
this fucking guy man, more!
>>25128797
>I call him a fucking retard
>he shoves me against the wall, and I shove back
>he suddenly starts screaming "ELDER ABUSE ELDER ABUSE"
>mom runs in screaming and sobbing
>brother runs in and immediately tackles me
>I manage to shake him off after getting beat to hell, and I run outside and drive off to the school library
>no idea what to do, I just study there
>after about 8 hours I look at my phone and there's like 15 voicemails from my brother and father telling me to give up and I'm never going to make it, and that im a disgusting piece of shit that doesn't deserve happiness and that I should be happy that he didn't call the cops and had me thrown in jail
>head back home, because no choice
>met with immediate confrontation from my brother
>lock myself in my room and he proceeds to bang against the door yelling shit like "SCUM WORTHLESS FAGGOT YOU HIT DAD AGAIN AND ILL PUT YOU IN JAIL."
>am now trying to get an apartment with some friends and fuck off
>Dad says to my mom: "this is today's generation. You give them everything and they decide to leave you like a sick dog. I remember when family meant something."
>almost beat the shit out of him right then and there
>currently wageslaving twice as hard to get out by next year
Im so tired of this
Wageslaving is a miracle for me, and I'd gladly do more hours, if it could free me
>>25128792
>Look man, I know it's hard, I know the days are long, but if you work REALLY HARD, then maybe you too can one day come into this paradise!
Don't waste your time with him. This wagie probably feels like it's a PRIVILEGE to slave away making his boss more money! I don't think he'd quit if he could! Wagies have Stockholm syndrome. It's really quite sad.
I'm on vacation for the next two weeks and living the neet lifestyle. How can I enjoy it to the max?
>>25128697
>>25128792
Hey man, whatever you need to tell yourselves to sleep at night. Although I'm not sure why that would be a concern. Not like you have something to wake up for tomorrow.
>>25128894
B T F O
T
F
O F T B
kek
>>25127935
the money that pays for your lavish neet lifestyle comes from wagecuck taxes
rather than constantly belittling them, shouldn't you appreciate their sacrifice to let you live a life of leisure?
>>25128785
Kek. Not only have I been there, but I get to spend way more time out there than you ever will.
And if we're talking about images, I'd say those tired, overworked eyes are a pretty decent fit on the whole wagecuck thing.
>>25128426
>>25128481
>>25128785
>>25128809
>>25128894
>>25128962
It's almost scary how obvious the samefag is.
>>25129072
>>25129072
>neet being this butthurt
kekkekekekekek
>>25129098
> y-you're just butthurt! lol! r-right guys?
> i'm obviously samefagging to make myself look good, b-but he's the real faggot here for pointing it out!
exactly 51 keks
>>25129049
>but I get to spend way more time out there than you ever will.
scavenging for food and panhandling, presumably
>>25129049
Aww, did you mommy finally kick you out? At least you get to camp 24/7 now.
>>25129072
Whatever you say buddy.
>inb4 but u edit!
Not all of us have that time like you do.
>>25128894
I get to wake up and get greeted with plenty of time to spend on my hobbies.
You get to wake up to Mr. Bergstein barking commands at you like you're a small, lost puppy dog. Though, since you're probably low on the office hierarchy, you're pretty much the human equivalent of just that.
Tell me who's going to have trouble sleeping at night, again?
>>25129158
> "all NEETs live in their parents basement"
Do you know anything about the world besides what you read on 4chan?
>>25129168
>hobbies
is that what you call masturbating and crying yourself to sleep?
>>25129270
> lol you cry urself to sleep!!!!!1!!
If you're going to try comedy, at least be fairly decent at it.
>>25129305
if you're going to try mspaint at least be fairly decent at it
>>25129305
>If you're going to try comedy, at least be fairly decent at it.
I don't see a lack of skill stopping you
>>25128306
>tfw i make my living off teaching, writing and performing music
stay NEET while the rest of us are self realizing
>>25129316
Maybe you should actually get some free time before telling me how to use mine.
>>25129331
> get paid the same amount as you do, but do hobbies at own pace
Wagecucks just don't seem to understand anything.
>>25129386
>get paid the same amount as you do
is this what neets actually believe?
protip: making 400 bucks a month isnt common
>>25129408
> be me
> be neet
> make that
Case closed.
>>25129465
>im a poor neet so everyone must be as poor as me
ok
Mmm.....
Oh, hey there, wagie. Didn't see ya there.
I was too invested in this delicious Christmas lefse; I made enough for the entire week!
I guess you just didn't have enough free time to do the same, huh?
Well, on the bright side... Another day, another dollar, right?
I'd share some of mine with you, but I don't think Mr. Gutenbullock would want you snacking on office hours.
But hey, at least you still have a total of 18 hours of free time until you have to get back on commute! Think of what you could do with all that time, you could probably read 2/5ths of a novel!
Unless, of course, The Man calls you in to work on the weekend. Wouldn't that be unfortunate?
But I suppose the simple knowledge that you're contributing to society will be enough to keep you smiling... Right, wagecookie?
Whoops, slip of the tounge. Alongside my lefse, I also baked some dee-licious christmas cookies. In fact, I also have some brownies in the oven as we speak. I just have so much time, I don't know what to do with it all!
Aww, don't look so down, wagie. After all, with all the money you love to earn, you could easily buy some sweets from the store.
...Whoops, budget cuts. Looks like you're only getting paid 4 day's worth for the week.
Thanks once again, I love performing for you guys!
>>25129513
> missing the point entirely
>>25129542
>reposting copypasta
gee i thought with all that free time you'd have the chance to make some oc.
>>25129567
your 'point' is that apparently wagecucks doing what they enjoy make as much money as neets
which is blatantly untrue but thanks for trying
>>25129542
>calls others wagies
>posts self as bartender
You've become a more obvious hypocrite, you aren't a true NEET
> ITT:
W A G E C U C K S
H
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>>25129615
> implying it isn't OC I wrote yesterday
>>25129721
ITT:
>neet starts shit
>gets btfo hard
>w-wagecucks must be m-mad haha ;__;
>>25129735
where did you get this face from
pls respond
>>25129740
> Btfo hard
Are we even in the same thread?
Wagecucks haven't brought up a single good point in this entire thread.
>>25129735
>reposting oc isn't copypasta
fucking kek m8
>>25129765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0WbP2uLJPo
k bb
>>25129791
> Literally reposted once
> Copypasta
straws are being grasped
>>25129846
>h-heh i posted it again
>notice me pls
>is oc lol
>not lik am gonna post it over and over
>pls respond
faggot kek
>>25129894
> trying this hard to look cool
> this entire thread
K E K K A R I N O
E E E
K E K K A R I N O
K E K K A R I N O
A A A
R R R
I I I
N N N
O O O
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kRs1LfKPkI
im going on a reading rampage t b h
I love these threads. Beats the stale tick tock another day another dollar shit.
who /comfy/ here
Thanks neetcomedian
>>25129620
do you really love what you do?
i hate people like you, making it difficult for people who hate their jobs.
people like you become managers who look at employees who aren't ass kissing super happy as having a negative attitude.
it creates a culture where the company cannot be questioned and everything is always perfect.
>>25127935
>afterall, your boss fucks you everyday
ggwp familia rekt
>>25127935
As the ranting becomes less coherent we all realize the robot has finally left the realm of reality.
Good night, sweet prince.
>>25131289
The fox has a good way of dealing with it, he convinced himself he didnt like them, so he is less sad about not being able to get them.
The fox is clever
I don't get these threads and I'm a NEET. Are you guys actually happy and fulfilled with your neet lives?
this isn't funny. i'm a neet too and this just isn't funny. i mean what the fuck. those aren't even jokes
>>25127935
>>25128112
>>25128242
>>25128061
this is pretty autistic alright
>>25127935
lmao
this is probably the best NEET comedy thread yet
>tfw rich neet who never has to work
NEETs and wagecuckys are both of the same class, you're all poor in either time or money, suck it faggots
brb, having some caviar on toast with some crystal
Stay cucked my poor cucked friends, keep letting me live the good life whilst you guys shout at eachother :).
>>25127935
Hey can somebody Photoshop pepe onto Jimmy from southpark's body? You know like when he's doing the standup?
>>25128829
>ELDER ABUSE ELDER ABUSE
youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w
>>25131830
I don't really know how you wanted this done.
NEETs rule bumpity bump
>>25128426
>someone used my OC
First time feeling this feel
Bumping for wagecuck tears
