>Greentext thread?
This thread >>25124825 has given me a craving for greentexts, anyone got any they'd like to share?
>be me
>have family over
>little cousin tells me that l'm the "muscular tall guy" of the family
>mfw she's right
>mfw finally getting loli pussy
>Friday night
>Me, girl im into and a mutual friend at my place watching Tv
>Starting to get late, so mutual friend leaves. Just me and the girl now
>We're just watching a random show and talking about whatever
>Out of nowhere she rests her head on my shoulder
>Caught me off guard, i dont know what to do so i just put my arms around her and act like this is the most normal thing in the world
>Trying not to freak out on the outside because on the inside im about to explode
>"ok anon you got this. you already came this far man, just go for it and kiss her."
>Change my position so its more comfortable and she looks at me
>We starte into each others eyes for a second and i go for it
>We kiss
>'OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING, I ACTUALLY DID IT. IS THIS REAL LIFE?"
>It wasnt
>Wake up in my room hugging my pillow
>Its 4am and i cant go back to sleep
>Get up and play some video games.
>>25127881
>13 years old
>discover the concept of edging
>edge for like 2 hours with the stamina that only a horny 13 year old can muster
>it's starting to hurt
>waddle over from my room to the bathroom, pants around my ankles
>assume the position in front of the toilet
>lid up, pants down, door closed, dick out, ready to blow
>stroke
>stroke
>CUM
>child me is not ready for the force of this orgasm
>knees buckle
>fall forward
>slam my fucking forehead against the tank of the toilet
>cum EVERYWHERE
>dad yells upstairs "THE FUCK WAS THAT?'
>shitshitshitshit
>quickly grab tp and wipe the area down
>he busts open the door
>I'm still sitting on the floor, pants around ankles, dick out
>"I fell"
>he silently walks out
>mfw I look in the mirror and there was a little bit of cum on my face
>>25128121
I never seem to remember any dreams where I've been with a girl, but I have a couple where I've gotten cockblocked.
>Be me sitting in couch at my grandmas place
>Realise there's a girl sitting next to me
>It's a girl from school, who I didn't even remember existed until then
>Turns out we are a couple
>She blushes and I lean in for a kiss
>Huge fucking whale suddenly crashes in through the wall
>Leave girl and ride off on the whale
Shit was weird.
