I'm gonna spend the final evening with my only friends.
Dont try to white knight and talk me out of it.
Dont try to edgelord and encourage me.
Just wanna know....anything I should do in these last 11 days?
Hopefully I will too. Catch you on the other side, OP.
>>25127730
be around nature before you return to it
Literally nobody cares either way, faggot. You're fucking unimportant and I'm glad you're killing yourself.
>>25127730
do something you wouldn't even have tried weren't for your intentions forcing your hand
also, how are you going to do it
details please
Take 100 roasties with you PLEASE
>>25127730
>have friends
>kill self
Lol. What a friend you are.
>>25127730
Drive all the way to Arizona, and buy some lottery tickets, what have you got to lose?
>>25127730
Get a camera and stream it
Shitpost on arkaynein
>>25127730
What method are you using? It better had be a reliable one, pain be damned...
I tried the helium bag method, followed all the instructions including sealing off the bag.. and I fucking survived. Apparently there was still enough CO2 in my lungs that it triggered the panic reaction or air was still diffusing through the bag... fuck.
>>25127821
hell no. i may be a loser, but im not a faggy loser that would kill others on his way out. im not eggman.
>>25127842
k
>>25127730
Tell us your story anon, how did it come to this?
Kill 9fag before you go
>>25127730
I say if you have any money left, you should do what that one guy did, do a lot of blow, get wasted, and fuck prostitutes for like 11 days. That would be fucking great.
Nitrogen exit bag method is the most painless way to die and most easiest to cleanup
>>25127859
Fucking hang yourself
>>25127760
godspeed bro
>>25127781
thanks
>>25127805
probably just a bullet to back of the head
i've always thought of exit bag
>>25127825
sorry man
>>25127859
well thats scary
>>25127871
u dont wanna hear trust me
>>25127886
i dont wanna do drugs but escorts are a possiblity
>>25127890
how relilable?
>>25127730
I had the same idea as you op, how are you gonna do it? I was gonna drop hang, simple and effective
>>25127928
>u dont wanna hear trust me
Oh we do, this is what this place is for, to tell stuff you'd never tell anyone offline.
>>25127789
Maybe you should join him, edge Lord.
I think about it daily op
Yea, sure you are... cya in 2016 anon
>>25127730
Demand blizz release w4 pleasseeeeee
>>25127928
>bullet to back of the head
Can you even do that by yourself? You're better off just shooting your temple, it's probably more effective too.
>>25127937
me and a real life friend are going to the local bar for a few hours then i will return home and hopefully stream on /r9k/. i might be a little late. he is wanting to get out and get wasted. im not telling him the plan. but hes a good friend and i'd like to spend last few hours with him.
>>25127970
i know but its a long story and honestly it hurts too much to type it. you can probably guess what it relates too.
i've been coming here since the ending of it anyways, i think this place has taken a toll on me some honestly. but i see you guys are right.
>>25127928
>u dont wanna hear trust me
Trust me, we do
>i dont wanna do drugs
Why not? Have you tried everything already?
I was thinking the same.I'm going...those are my last 2 weeks.See you in heaven bro.Hope I recognize you :)
>>25128021
back of the head is more efficent. already researched.
You know what to do op Beta uprising
>>25128047
How good are you at aiming?
Also, filling your mouth with seltzer water apparently helps.
>>25128047
On Dr phil there was this couple who got shot in the back of the head execution style, and one of them survived.
>>25127730
Do alot of heroine. It's not like it's gonna be bad in the long run, right?
>>25127730
>I'm gonna spend the final evening with my only friends.
>friends
What a fucking attention whoring normie. I wish I had friends.
>>25127730
kill a rich person
>>25128023
>you can probably guess what it relates too.
Child abuse, lack of gf? just tell us anon.
>>25128040
straight edge
>>25128045
yah i just dont ruin holidays for my mom. i figure NYE is far enough out from christmas i reckon
>>25128063
nope not even once
>>25128068
its not hard if you can hit the part that connects your brain to your spinal cord at the based of skull
seltzer water? how so?
>>25128077
there is a small chance i guess
>>25128083
hell no
>>25128084
online friends
>>25128086
nope
I haven't done any druhs only drinking and weed but i want to get so fucked up i OD..... I hope there is a heaven were we will all finally find peace
>>25127730
No man who has friends is a failure. Like please think of how they will feel when you're gone..., if they are you friends they will surely be sad.
If you're really sure about doing this OP. I suggest having one last day with your friends like you planned, take out any money you can get (sell your PC phone etc) and take a plane to a country. Any country. Whenever I think about suicide I usually think of this plan and going over to America. I guess if you're from America you could go to the UK.
IN the new country try to recreate yourself. Don't let your past ruin anything. Be someone else. See if you truely can't be happy before you do this.
I'm not trying to talk you out of anything but i think it's worth it to have one last extreme try to be happy before ending It all. Good luck, anon.
>>25128118
water in the mouth helps induce more shock to the skull. dissolved co2 gas even more so, since it's violently expanding out of solution
>>25128023
I wish you the best of luck, hopefully I can pull it off as well, I want to write a will first. I wonder what comes after death...
I wish assisted suicide was more accepted in society
>>25128047
Still though, even with a handgun that would be pretty difficult to pull off. Unless this guy can get someone else to shoot him, I don't think it's going to be efficient on the grounds that he might fuck it up.
>>25128077
Cherry-picked example, also Dr Phil so I highly doubt the validity of that story.
>>25128116
i lost a girl i was totally in love with. been about 9 months now. i dont think i'll ever love like that again. i wont allow it.
but its not just her. you guys have made me realize theres no point in even trying anymore. we are the liquid snake of the dating world. the shit that got left over when genetics were giving out.
>>25128133
online friends will never notice.
>>25128134
i would like to travel but not enough time left now
>>25128153
ahh ok
>>25128157
come on NYE around 5pm est time
>>25128174
me too
>>25128186
i looked it up on a website, i dont think it will be that hard. its safer than temple
>>25127928
if you are thinking about using a gun, you have a higher risk of failure and permanent facial disfigurement w/ a nice hospital trip
Hey OP can you text me right before you do it.
There's something poetic about a message from someone that is about to die.
>not using the nitrogen exit bag method
>2011+4
>>25128305
this nigga is probably a cop that will send you an ambulance to save your ass from bleeding to death if you use a gun
>>25128354
I'm not a cop, if OP doesn't want to text me then it's okay
>>25128118
the fuck is the point of being straight edge if you are going to kill yourself anyway? No offense, but that's retarded.
Op we will meet in Heaven
>>25128233
There is always someone else OP, I used to think that way and 3 years later here I am.
>>25128617
i'm sorry but being on /r9k/ three years later is not very inspirational
>>25127730
Ill most likely be joining you after January next year.
>>25128712
-.-, you just had to ruin it..., I'm trying to save a life here..., it probably won't work, but at least I tried...
>>25127730
But what about all the vidya that's coming out next year?
Or movies?
Or animu?
Or mango?
Or people in IRL?
Probably the only reason I haven't ever thought of killing myself is those and the simple curiosity of where life will lead me. You're very powerful for resisting the urge to continue to live despite all the experiences you could still have. Keep posting on /r9k/ when you reach the afterlife OP, Have a good one.
>>25128233
Will you repost in this thread at 5? Or will you make a new one?
>>25128233
>we are the liquid snake of the dating world
But Liquid was the one with the better genetics, he was just lied to.
Solid was the shitty clone of Big Boss and still managed to archive so much in his short life.
but why? there isnt possibly a better thing that comes out of killing yourself. i know you said not to but don't do it anon
sorry for the delay, got busy
>>25129010
i'm about grown out of video games
movies? only wanted to see batman v superman anyways
animu? dont care
mango? dont care
people in real life? like who?
>>25129201
make one close to this one. i cant repost word for word but will use same pic. at 5pm est
>>25129445
well however it went, you got the analogy
>>25130771
It's past five senpai, godspeed
>>25130834
5 on NYE
Why did your girl break up with you and why is this important for you to kill yourself?
>>25130872
Whoops forgot, I'll set an alarm for then
>>25130896
long story. a lot of comes from her family though. they dont approve of me. and its been an issue for a long time.
i just dont think i can find someone will love this much again.
not only that, im not sure i want to.
is there a point?
even if i did want a girl, look at the hoops you gotta jump thru.
And i'm at best a 4/10....not a chad...hell not even a normie.
like u guys have said....do any of us have much of a chance? sure there are a few bots on here have succeeded, but the vast majority of us are fighting a losing battle.
>>25127730
Oh look, another kid who isn't going to kill himself
>>25130985
Why is it so important to attach your value to a woman?
Listen, women are more dependent by nature and have far more unstable emotions that make her attach the act of sex to love and bonding more than men do. Thus why it is important for many cultures that a woman be important during her marriage ceremony because women form spiritual and emotional attachments (men do, but to a lesser degree) to their past partners. In a society where that value of women is diminished and the stress of family and morals is not there women are free to do what they want and entertain the men that she likes out of the many that are pursuing her without prospects of marriage and family.
So, why must you make your whole life revolve around a woman enough for you take it? Having a woman is not the ultimate reward. Finding your inner joy and peace is. To place your value on someone enough to.. kill yourself for it is just wrong.
Ugliness does make you worse to superficial people, but honestly there are some women that would have you and like you even though you're average or below average looking.
>honestly there are some women that would have you and like you even though you're average or below average looking.
normie detected
>>25131261
i never attached my value to a woman. in ways this has nothing to do with her. im not killing myself over her. im killing myself cause the pain is overwhelming. and the emptiness is too much.
a woman is not what my life revolves around. there is much more to me. but feeling like a shell of a man has become to much
>>25131441
What else have you been through?
You don't think sitting down everyday and browsing r9k is further crippling your heart and driving you to insanity?
There is much more to you? Then why are you killing yourself?
Do you really want to see whats over there, and your life is gone, and you can't take it back?
>>25127730
Go to Times Square and off yourself on live tv when the ball drops
>>25131517
>What else have you been through?
Not a lot I admit. I guess I could be more thankful for having a normal family.
Bu really i was kinda dealt a shitty hand when it comes to the dating world. I dont have a lot of desireables that girls would want.
About the worst thing in my adult life (even in high school) is crippling lonliness. Girls have been few and far between. This last one actually liked me for me. But her family didnt. So what are the chances that I finally meet someone that wants me again for me? and someone who doesnt care what others think?
probably not often. this isnt a fairy tale.
>You don't think sitting down everyday and browsing r9k is further crippling your heart and driving you to insanity?
in ways it is. but in ways i'm just glad to find someone that understands me. Instead of giving me the normie talk of it will be ok. more fish in the seas. theres nothing wrong with you etc.
as someone who has had a really good friend kill themselves. DON'T spend your last few hours with your friends unless they're already aware of your plan and are ok with it. they're going to think that something they did might have led you to do it and they're going to feel guilty for the rest of their lives.
I'll be doing the same thing, OP. Go out into the woods with my rifle, have a beer or two, and then at midnight, say goodbye. I'm just gonna try and live these last few days as peacefully as I can.
>>25131659
Yes, you have a normal family. Why will you put them through soul crushing stress of losing their child? Be thankful to God you have a normal family. I can't believe the gall of you - wanting to kill yourself because you do not have a girlfriend? I'm sorry but anon this enrages me. There are people out there with far worse and more disadvantaged lives, and the worse you can think of is not finding some girl when there are millions of them, not even millions but billions!
I get depression is a chemical imbalance, but remember that whatever you are going through people have went through worse, suffered through worse, and endured it and become humbled by their experiences or became stronger through them.
The pessimism and the nihilism of r9k is killing you, I get it. STOP posting and browsing here. For God's sake stop. It's eating you up and distorting the truth of your mind and making you feel worse than you actually are.
You're not alone - you have family. Family is more important than a girl. Believe it. That's why the girl chose her family over you. May I ask why her family didn't like you?
They may "understand" you, but they have circle jerks about the same ideas being puked back and forth to each other and "redpilling" each other (actually coming up with the most harshest and cruelest ways and calling it the 'truth'). Have you ever reached out to others, or these self-abusive, psychologically damaged pricks who encourage your downfall or want to stay in it?
>>25127730
Be absolutely certain that there is no other way out of this. Otherwise, just make your final days as relaxing as possible. Tie up loose ends. Death can wait.
>>25131744
shit
good point
>>25131778
godspeed bro
>>25131784
I know people have it worse than me, maybe I'm just selfish. But the truth is someone else hurting doesnt make my pain any less real.
Do you not post here often? why are you even here if you are putting down the board?
Why didnt her family like me?
religion mainly. basically a cult like church, well thats what I call it. they want her with someone at the church. i am not perceived good enough since I am not of their faith.
none of her family will talk to me. except for one cousin of hers who told me they were crazy and that i was a good guy that she was losing out. and they were beating her over the head with a bible.
>>25131939
I know it doesnt make it any less real, but how can you really think to yourself and go with it - knowing there are people becoming stronger because of that pain? Your pain is nothing in the multitude of many.
I do. But it's for the bantz. I'm bored so I got nuffin to do.
What was her religion?
try amphetamines. a bunch of adderal or some meth. you will feel alive like a god in a human body
>>25131973
i prefer not to say. i have friends that browse this board. if they read the thread and see the religion they might know who this is and try to contact me.
its old school...falls under protestant i would say
>>25129010
this guy gets it. we are all going to die sometime anyway, it's kind of rediculous to kill yourself no reason other than you feel bad. theres lots of options for most people, medications, drugs, therapists, people (ie us here) and the amazing technological invotions of the future
why would you want to miss out on that? brain implants that can make everyone happy or a cyborg super soldier
2 things.
A. Skydiving
B. Go ask out 100 girls, about ten a day.
C. Psychedelics
>>25131989
I was gonna say try amp too..
The super duper concentration has kept my mind off ending it.
>>25132047
Why can't you convert to her religion? I'm sure you would be better if you found Jesus. Why would you willingly plunge yourself into the wails of Gehenna and face judgment?
>>25127730
Are you dissatisfied with the state of society? Do you feel that people are too divided against eachother?
I have the answer. The answer is MJOLNR. A global brotherhood of mankind, blind to what earthly things divide us, seeing only a glorious future.
We stand divided, when we must come together and bring others into our fold to see the light. To do this, my brothers, you must go out into the world and find weak-minded people. Those who, like you, are frightened and feel like they have no true home.
Tell them that they can join the brotherhood and have wholesome lives, under one condition. Reject your former faith/political view/sexuality, take the oath, and promise to bring other faithless ones into the brotherhood.
Wherever you may be, there is work to be done. If you find the cause worthy, begin recruiting, and use the symbol of MJOLNR as your mark. Use any means necessarie.
>>25131555
>hang self from dropping ball
>>25127827
>lost
Top
>>25127730
Not trying to edgelord here, but can you stream it at least?
I mean it'd be a good week of threads worth of content if you did.
Hey anon, can you leave us some advice before you kill yourself?
Can you also tell us about your favorite memory? Or show us your favorite item?
>>25128233
>Wants to kill himself because of a girl
Wow now I kind of want you to do it
>>25127859
Where'd you get the helium? I heard nowadays most helium tanks are like 20% air because of the helium shortage
>>25127730
I should do this too desu
>>25132088
because i dont believe in that denomination. also she doesnt even like it! she had expressed us going to a different denomination in the future. but really thats what all this comes down to....she didnt have the guts to do it.
she even has told me her family is crazy and messed up and she doesnt agree with her views. the crazy thing is if her (or a sibling) doesnt do what the father likes, they are outcast from the family for awhile.
so even though she knows they are fucked up and that she doesnt even believe the same things, she just kinda tows the line.
besides, me going there now would do no good. it would have had to have been where i met her.
see what i was up against?
>>25127730
OP you have a brain disorder probably and it can be medically treated you can at least spend your life with us party of the many i mean look at this shit you can see MORE IN YOUR HAND 3 times as much Data or 3 times as far with this bionic eye comming 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQN-vCslKCY
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Aproach 6/10 girls.
If you're really going to kill yourself, why wouldn't you?
>>25132145
gonna try if i can find a place that wont stp the stream
>>25132146
favorite memory? rather not discuss it
favorite item? I have a pretty nice coat /fa/ helped me pick out.
>>25132172
thats my fear
>>25132221
they are above me
>>25127730
>2015
>not being decapitated by a train
You will die by train, right?
>>25132248
>they are above me
Go lower.
>>25132278
HELLLLLLL NO
>>25132078
lel
im on adderal 20mg er currently abused meth 2 years ago or so but if people are relaly SO FUCKING COMMITED TO BLOWING OUT COGNITIVE EXISTANCE i say you fucking have to have the high of your life before you go if thats REALLY YOUR DECISION.
you deserve to feel happy before you go, instead of just using the high of the idea of suicide as a release. also it looks like your religious so wouldnt suicide be a sin?
i am agnostic/athiest. i believe this is all we got. yeah i smoke pot and drink a bit but im still here and where there is life there is hope for things to get better but the knowledge that we all will fail but its about getting back up or at least putting your best face forward yoloswagyolo
>>25132278
I'd just use drugs. I have enough to kill myself hundreds of times over. OP should look into doing that. When I go I'll be happy for a while before the end :)
>>25132315
Why not?
It's the best method of suicide, by far.
(after gun to the head, but for this one you need to get a gun and they are kind of expensive, i guess)
>>25132337
Overdosing has one of the lowest "success" rates
Since you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't you just go pickup some women or do other normie things? What have you got to lose?
>>25132368
I'll mix and match drugs and anti-emetics along with locking myself away where people won't find me and consuming large amounts of alcohol. I figure with enough stuff in me I'll pass out and suffocate or something. I have pure caffeine powder, stuff like that. I think it'll work if I do it right. Most overdoses don't work because they're unplanned.
>>25127827
kek-a-doodle-doo
>>25132405
if i could pick up women, i done would have
>>25132451
Then go be an asshole to them. Just to be mean. You're going to kill yourself, they can't hurt you anymore.
>>25132423
Don't forget to take something not to throw up everything you ingest
I tried taking pills once, but I just threw it all up
Everywhere I read it told me to take something against it, but i just forgot
Don't fuck up like I did, m8
>>25128233
>online friends will never notice.
depending on how close they are, they will
>>25132517
anon online friends wont notice
Smoke some crack crack crack crack!
>>25128233
>online friends will never notice
You'll be the "last online: over a year ago" guy. I always wonder what's happening with these guys
>>25127730
Get some pussy tonight
>>25127730
Do a backflip!!!
>>25127730
Commit social suicide as well and do some really weird shit like wear all jeans and ask out a 10/10
>>25127730
take a nice (200ug) dose of acid. Be alone at home but be able to call someone if things get spooky.
I get that you're straightedge but here are some reasons to make an exception:
-It is one of the safest drugs known to man (0 deaths in all of history, no addiction potential, no physiological aftereffects)
-You will not be stupid/fucked up/seeing shit that isn't there (beyond a breathing effect and some patterns overlaying your vision maybe), you will simply experience things from a perspective you did not know was possible
-You will without a doubt ruminate on your impending suicide, if you are steadfast in your desire you will remain convinced and if you have doubts you will explore them objectively
-It will be a novel and fascinating experience for you
It is your right to kill yourself. There is no real reason not to, and your life belongs to you and nobody else. But you should try this drug beforehand. Many who have done so are filled with a zest and motivation to improve their condition that have long since faded.
Feel free to ask me any questions
>>25132824
Where do I get this?
I never did any drugs and I have no idea on where i can get it
not OP btw
Blow your dosh and do whatever you want. Treat yourself to the best time of your life, do something brand new, like skydiving or something.
>>25132871
Where do you live? Regardless, no doubt you have friends who smoke weed, ask them about LSD and if they don't know then ask their dealers about LSD. It's really not that hard to acquire drugs.
Be smart and do your own research, but right off the bat I can tell you a lot of the stuff that gets sold as LSD isn't. Make clear you don't want research chemicals such as 25i. If you have disposable income you can buy a test kit for 15-25 bucks.
Lastly, LSD is flavorless. You should taste nothing but paper when you eat a tab. If it's bitter/metallic, spit it out.
>>25132871
also, how old are you? If you have never tried acid before it might be worth smoking weed a couple times first just to get used to altered states of consciousness. I didn't make this recommendation to OP since a jarring perspective shift is exactly what might benefit him but you aren't going to become an hero in a week so you have a little more time for experimentation.
>>25133008
>no doubt you have friends
>implying
This board really changed after the Oregon guy
>>25127730
You know, I had a near miss with death, OP. I was suicidal for years... and then out of nowhere, a brain tumor nearly killed me.
I learned right then and there that I should stop giving a shit... about most things. It has allowed me to push aside the suicidal urges... and now I live for me.
You will have this same realization if you survive your suicide attempt. But by that point... you might be a drooling retard... and there is no coming back from that.
So you have your 11 days of utter freedom? Don't have to answer to anyone? Do whatever you want?
Why stop at 11 days? Why not go for 11 years? Either way you end up dead, right?
I chose to not give a fuck, Anon (well, a near-death experience did that for me). If you can find it in yourself to live without shackles for 11 days, then you can certainly go longer than that.
>>25132545
I talk from experience, thats why I said "depending on how close they are".
in this case, I do believe they wont notice though.
>>25133071
acquaintances, then. Also I've been on 4chan since 07 so you can fuck back off to your basement now and think about how not everyone is as friendless as you
>>25128120
Do it, my brother OD'd last week. I think it's the best way to go, only downside is parents are devastated.
>>25133209
>I've been on 4chan since 07
Of course you are...
>>25128120
alcohol and weed are drugs you enormous faggot
>>25133382
overdose is one of the least successful ways to kill yourself and everyone thinks it's a cry for help if you survive
don't even
>>25133420
yeah, someone mentioned it to me in middle school and I never looked back. Consequently my sexual tastes are fucked up now. I would tell you that /b/ used to be good but I'm pretty sure i just thought it was good because I was 12.
>>25132423
or, you know, do fuck it up unless you got a real good reason like your gonna save the mars mission rover from explodeing the sun. dats a good reason. the cuck lower says he had a near miss and is happy to live life AYYY AYYYY AYYY
stream your suicide if you do it, op
Get some pussy OP while listening to Kiss and driving a fast car you got from the car rental
>>25133582
i have plans on it
>>25133427
Well I'm going to hear details about it hopefully when my parents come home. Maybe he took something else too. Thing is, he OD'd before but only survived because someone saw him in a car and called 911. You literally stop breathing when you OD, i.e. everything slows down. I don't know how he survived without brain damage.
>>25127789
nobody cares a thiny bit about your opinion
>>25128262
Almost every suicide method has a chance of survival, or at least a lot of pain before death.
Shot gun to the head is honestly the best suicide idea.
Think about the good times you had
>>25128262
You will live a gun suicide only if you are retarded Tbh
Will you give us a name before you go op? I will need someone to drink to on new years
i'm not sick but i'm not well and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell...
ya ya ya
>>25133796
i will at midnight
not before then
Kill one shitty person before you go.
