What's the lewdest thing you've done as a teenager, /r9k/?
I regularly jerked it together with a friend while watching porn.
>>25127687
fapping and sucking with friend (practicing for girls). letting him cum in my mouth. fapping into my mouth. all that was from ages 13 to 15.
>>25128448
shit I thought I was the only one. I let him fuck me in the ass aswell when I was 18 because his gf didn't let him.
>>25128448
That's fucking disgusting mate
>>25127687
Used to fap with my lesbian bestfriend. She offered to suck my dick once, it wasn't the best but
>>25128480
.,,, did you use lube or a condom?
>>25127687
who is she? need to play a beat on my cum drum.
I'm not really sure how you personally define lewd OP. but I'll post anyway. me and my best friend would watch a lot of porn together during sleep overs when I was 14/15. after a while we just kinda started fooling around and going down on one another and even 69 all night. even forgot about all that til a couple months ago we were drinking when she brought up how gay we used to be, funny how that turned into doing each other for the first time in a decade.
>>25128493
Jeb meme masterrace
Me and a friend beat each other off a couple of times. He tried to suck my dick once but I got nervous about it and told him not to. I don't really regret it since I'm mostly straight and want my first blowjob to be from a girl.
>>25128480
Kek, I've never gone that far myself but I knew some kids who had a threesome when they were like 13. Some proper Boku no Pico shit
>>25128807
I never went as far as to touching each other's dicks with my friend, not sure if that's a good o a bad thing.
>>25128480
how did that even happen?
>"Hey bro can I fuck you in the ass?"
>"Sure thing"
>>25128448
>>25128480
god damn you guys are gay
>>25128776
Nomnom-machines, son.
>>25128934
hey don't group me with the guy that got fucked up the butt. I never did that kind of gay shit. it was just blowjobs and sometimes making out.
>>25128807
Kekd at the mention of boku
Got a handjob in a park, banged my gf in a swimming pool changing room, banged her in a field.
God damn i am lonely af now but I was a chad teenager.
>>25128621
taylor vixen
learn how to do a reverse image search you gigantic faggot
>>25128918
Holy kek anon
>>25129390
neat, sure thing. I'll pencil "learning how to reverse images" into my daybook. Do I need to flip it horizontally, vertically, or do I 'reverse' the colours?
Tell me. Teach me. Enlighten me, oh great one.
>>25129956
Not the guy you're replying to, but you're both a dumbass and a faggot.
>>25130052
righty ho, friend. We're all faggots in this realm known as the robots of the 9000 board, k? Were you, friend, aware of said fact?
>tfw remember cuddling and frotting lovingly with my first bf during make out sessions when we were like 15-16
WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
>>25130093
Don't get mad at me because you're too stupid to figure out how 4chan works. Go read the FAQ.
>>25127687
why do guys like to have jerk off sessions with other guys
is it more exciting?
do you get more pleasure out of it?
I don't understand.
>>25130130
Friend, why assume a hostile nature in my posts? I did no such thing, I am merely learning one, maybe two if I'm lucky, new thing every day.
Today is an experience, as with tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. Until I run out of brain room and can not learn any more. Then I'll probably eat a bottle of Oxycontin and keel over.
>>25130161
If you have a dick and friend then you should understand. The first few months of fapping is the usual time friends start fapping together. Sometimes it leads to more, sometimes not.
i cucked a poular guy and stole his gf for a 6 year relationship
>>25130203
i had friends but i fapped alone
>>25130194
I keep thinking you can't type like more of a faggot, and with each new post you prove me wrong.
This whole pretending to be my friend bullshit is pretty reddit tier faggotry, maybe you'd be more comfortable over there? At least then your pretend manners might earn you some upboats.
>>25130235
Then they weren't really friends.
let a guy touch my butt in a bar
>>25130266
What are these upboats? Is it when a smaller boat needs to be transferred, so an "upboat" attaches cables to it and raises it out of the water?
No need to get so flustered over my posts or my style of writing. The door is only an "x click" away if I'm upsetting you this much.
when it comes down to it, if you didn't at least do handjobs/blowjobs with friends growing up, how the fuck do you even know if you're straight? you haven't even tried that
i don't get sheltered as fuck people who didn't experiment in their teens. is was a regular thing for me and two other friends and now we just don't talk about it, we know we're straight and it's not a big deal
sniffed cousins' panties
>>25130359
epin senpai
convinced my gf to let me fuck her bhole b/c she was menstruating
>>25130359
When you shoot yourself in the head, make sure to angle the gun so it doesn't knock the fedora off your head.
>>25130374
I know, right.
That's the added advantage of practicing for girl because it lets you find out if you like dick or not. The straightest guys are the ones that have tried dick at least once.
>>25127687
sucked a qt's tits in the back seat of my car before school. she's only 18 and's already married to the goofiest motherfucker i've seen now. i'm bitter
>>25127687
I masturbated on camera on skype with a couple different girls.
>>25130411
Friend, I do not believe in guns, making messes, or violence. Perhaps it is you who should, as you so eloquently stated, "shoot yourself in the head"
I'm merely trying to learn. It's a simple attempt to make my life less vain.
Nice doubles, I might add. Or should I say "checked!" ^.^
>>25129071
That's still fucking gay! You're gay!
>>25129071
lol. teeny bop detected.
