what is /r9k/ getting for christmas?
>>25127532
>been working at my dads shitty construction job for NO MONEY
>jokingly ask him for a oculus rift and a gtx 970 for christmas
>he says he'll look into it
im not gonna get excited since we dont have lots of money but idk im excited
im 19 btw
og comment
A noose hopefully
>>25127532
yo mommas pussy
The sweet embrace of death hopefully
>>25127532
Dunno, haven't bought anything for myself yet.
Parents visited my apartment yesterday to have dinner with me and my girlfriend. Girlfriend made great food, mom brought over two roasts.
Parents gave me stuff for my apartment which I really appreciate. Dad gave me a tool set, brother got me a game for the 3DS. Mom also got me a stand for my straight-razor and some new gloves for Krav Maga.
My girlfriend and I decided to open the presents we got each other on Christmas morning.
I'd have to say, it's not so bad being a normie.
>>25127532
like $60
a trap bf with a big penis
>>25128272
Get out right now.
Right.
Now.
>>25127532
A sweet little NEETpet to love, feed, wash andbrutally rape
>>25128272
>Krav Maga.
Instant loss of respect. Why not stop being a faggot and just take up boxing?
>>25127532
a turntable and a new pair of headphones
feels good man
>>25127532
More homelessness
>motorcycle gloves
>JC Penny gift card
Got my whole family tickets to see Brian Regan in July.
>>25127532
i'm getting myself a bass, a keyboard and a launchpad mini
and you guys think being a NEET is the best lmao
my mommy is buying me a 2016 Toyota Tacoma, new TV, and vidya games for xmas/early birthday girft
honestly I don't care what I get, if anything, this is the first Christmas I'll be spending with a blood related relative and they actually seem happy to spend time with me. it'll be a little awkward because I've never really met my family besides my sister(who I met 8 months ago) but hey, thats being put up for adoption at birth for you.
>>25127532
> Be cyborg
> Own house
> Christmas dinner is at my house
> Have to clean
> Have to buy presents for everyone
> Have to shop for christmas dinner
> Have to cook the turkey at least until my mom comes over and is like "oh shit nigger what are you doing"
> Have to listen to incessant questions about why I don't have a girlfriend
> In the end I'll probably get a bunch of crap I don't want
I've heard tell of a drawing tablet.
Maybe.
Which means more retarded looking frogs for you fucks.
I hope I also get flannel pajamas.
>>25127741
>The sweet embrace of death hopefully
This. There's nothing more for me in this world. Not that there ever was.
My dad bought me a PS4. He wanted too though, he never gets to see me any more and I can't go home for Christmas
>Decided to do something nice for my family
>I am a NEET with little money
>Decide to buy a giant stocking and fill it with job applications I filled out
>Was going to put it out on christmas morning
>Going to call it a 'christmas stooking' which sounds like stocking and is a combination of 'still' and 'looking' ie still looking for work
>some of the applications would be joke applications so my family could laugh together
>dad walked in on me yesterday writing an application to be santa claus
>picked up the paper and read it
>got mad at me for 'making a mockery of my obligation to work'
>told me he is giving all my presents to my brothers and cousins
>I get nothing
>told not even to go down for dinner on christmas
>posted a letter under my door earlier saying 'sorry, we here at the north pole want someone who isn't a total faggot for the role'
It isn't fucking fair guys
>>25128795
normies are evil
>Be in US Cuck Army
>Didn't take any leave during the holiday season because those that stay back will have a short schedule being released by lunch time any day
>Looked forward to doing nothing but showing up to work for a few hours then playing shitloads of video games
>Good friend needed a dog sitter
>Oh man fuck it cant be that bad right
>Great Dane gets sick
>Shits the fucking kennel and the floor/walls around it every time I go out
>Black Lab thats half its size goes in that same kennel
>Black lab is covered in SHIT
>Today the fucking Great Dane busted out of the kennel through an opening on the metal cage of 4 inches and shat and pissed all over the fucking floors
>Walk in
>The smell makes me gag so hard I vomit a little bit
>Streat of piss everywhere with 3 megaturdies in different rooms waiting for me
>Black Lab is covered in shit and starts running at me jumping in joy
>Take the lab dog out and blast it with the hose while having it tied up on a pole so it can't get away
>Spend the next 4 hours decontaminating the area, thank Varg I'm a medic so I have a million disposable gloves for trauma patients
>Zip tied the fucking cages shut in 4 separate areas
I swear to fucking god when I return to that house in an hour and there is shit and piss everywhere I don't even know.
I can't even play fucking video games driving back forth from that fucking house and taking care of my own errands ON TOP OF MOPPING UP SHIT. What is the appeal of having dogs anyways. The house is constantly covered in a mat of dog hair. It fucking stinks. Germs fucking everywhere and its another burden.
>Hurr durr frendshup durr loyalty
Pets are great when you don't have to take care of them.
POO POO PEE PEE
>>25128795
>tfw anon's dad is devilish
>>25128964
what are the requirements for being a medic?
>>25128795
LMAOing at your life.
Same thing I get every year.Nothing
>>25129014
- Not being colorblind
- GT score that isn't total shit
- No DUI charges/animal cruelty/cruelty to humans
- Two arms, two legs, beating heart
20 grams of amphetamine, started railing that shit already but plenty left.
>tfw whole one room apartment smells like speed sweat (speed diluted with dog piss)
>Tickets to see Tool/Primus + hotel
>hopefully Xbox One
>hopefully ESO and Fallout 4
>misc. small things like books and candy and cookies
>already got some soap a friend made
>will get more soap from another friend
>something from each sibling and mother
>whatever i win at dirty santa
As for anything else, I don't know.
>>25128795
I know this probably isn't real, but if it is, your dad is fucking cruel. I'd fucking hook him in his dumb jaw f I were you.
My family will send me like $50 total, and all of that will go to rent.
I don't know if my mom's gonna send me anything, she's probably mad at me for not coming home this Christmas.
>>25128297
I have a boxing and judo background you mongoloid.
>>25128411
Which TT. Inb4 Crosley. Technics 1200 or die.
>>25128411
Non-pussies get two turntables and a microphone.
>>25129038
not so bad i thought you needed some kind of medical degree
>>25129165
whatever you say plebeian
>>25129197
PUT UR HANDS UP[ IN THE EHAIR
I don't know. I'd rather not get anything and just spend it alone. I don't wanna interact with my family.
Getting to be alone at peace is the best gift I could ask for.
>>25129113
wtf is dirty santa?
>>25129210
Medics are not doctors. Medics aren't degree holders.
We're band aids that keep trauma patients from dying before reaching the forward surgical station.
We don't fix, we patch up to keep em from dying before getting fixed.
With that said throughout the time being a medic you'll pick up some knowledge on meds and biology stuff. I had a short stint in the clinic side of the job and learned some stuff about different meds, non trauma injuries, illnesses. I also learned Army has a lot of pussies that bitch and moan about little booboos and owies.
Nothing, i'm a grown ass man
My parents got me an iPad Air 2 and a lot of clothes. I'm happy with it.
Hopefully money
and with that money I'll get:
>a new pair of headphones
>a new knife
>a new keyboard
>a new mouse
I don't think I'll get enough for all of that though
>>25129285
I don't think I could ever be a medic, too much of a misanthrope
>inb4 edgy
>>25129284
That game where you sit in a circle and everyone throws a gift in the middle. Choose numbers, starting from one the person chooses a gift, opens it, shows it off etc. Number 2 can either steal the gift or open a new one. As it goes down the line, you can choose any gift or open a new one. After your gift is stolen, you can steal another one (not one that was just stolen) or open a new one.
No gift can be stolen more than 3x in a round.
>>25129373
Being a medic in a combat arms unit is great m8. You get a lot of autonomy compared to the rest of the troopies. Get away with a whole lot more too.
I dont think we're doing anything special this year, if i get anything it'll be some clothes, maybe, get hype
>>25129324
were those clothes from abercrombie?
>>25128455
I'm getting myself a Launchpad Mk2
probably just a robe and shit I don't want.
>>25129482
Two shirts from J. Crew, Naked & Famous jeans and a hoodie from Nordstrom.
bought myself a new mouse and a knife in cs go. if i get money from relatives have to look up a new monitor and maybe buy some expensive alcohol
I really don't want anything, there's nothing I want. I hate receiving gifts because I have to be really over the top thankful so the person thinks I really like it but that's hard when there's literally nothing I want. Maybe some $ to save, but I'm a good wagecuck and buy everything I need during the year and get more enjoyment with things having worked for them myself. You value a $50 thing a whole lot more when it took you 2 weeks to save up enough while paying off your expenses to enjoy it.
Sort of wish I just had the "magical" feeling of being a child back, I feel like ever since I turned about 16 everything is sort of just bland now and feels like work. I'm not really happy anymore.
Guess I'd just really like some cozy Christmas feels, its going to be cold on Christmas day in my country so that's good. Probably get nice and warm, play some TF2 and eat good warm food.
>>25127532
I got a sennheiser 598 SE and some $50 desktop Mic for streaming. I also got 2 bottles of Nuka Cola
>>25128964
Made me laugh, thank you.
a roland td-4kp electric drum kit as a combined christmas/birthday gift hopefully
going home for the holidays, gonna bring back some handmade ornaments and candy from abroad for my family
My parents will get me a Macbook Pro. I don't know what my gf will get me. Probably just a Apple appstore gift card... Shes not very creative desu
>tfw no creative gf
>>25129197
WHERE IT'S AT
>>25127532
a dead reindeer so I can skullfuck it.
>>25129758
I'm glad my pain and suffering brought someone else laughter.
This shit factory shits ONLY when I'm not there every few hours to take them out to the community field to shit.
I don't fucking live there I live in the barracks I don't give a single fuck.
This fucker shat all over the god damn wall it was like a real life poo poo pee pee epic meme image. The worst part is scraping the dried layer which exposes the still wet insides of the megaturdie. The stench is awful.
My parents got me a nice pair of pants and a bunch of sweets, they are also gonna pay for my rent at uni for the next 4 months, so hopefully I get something part time so I can save some money and buy them some stuff too for the next one.
It's getting better r9k
>>25127532
Suicidal Thoughts
Fucking robot you are annoying
I don't know although I do have some of the world's vaguest hints
>four boxes in total for the one gift
>costs around 500 USD total
>can't be returned
I also know that if I saw one of the unwrapped boxes I'd know what it was right away since it says "from _____" on it.
>>25127532
I was supposed to get a graphic tablet so I can complete my unfulfilled desire to do digital art.
However it seems I won't be getting anything.
>>25128795
>'sorry, we here at the north pole want someone who isn't a total faggot for the role'
despite being obviously fake, this made me laugh
>>25127532
money
I wouldn't be comfortable asking relatives to buy things I actually want since they're too neckbeardy and they will likely get it wrong or refuse to buy to begin with.
>>25130242
Also forgot to mention that I got myself 3 skins for Kog'Maw, my main since season 2.It was the first time I bought money in an online game ever and he deserved it the most.
I play only casually now but never gonna turn my back on my Kog, we are together until the end buddy.
Mostly money
I've bought most of the things I want and don't ask for much, anything else I actually desire, like parts to building a computer, is best left to me because i'll know what needs to be given.
Plus with the money, I can check out some stores where they have those post christmas sales and everything becomes cheap as dicks, its a win situation.
>>25127554
>been working at my dads shitty construction job for NO MONEY
Kid, what is this shit? Pic related, sounds like you desu
>>25127532
>no one gives me anything
>friends tell me to get them things and what they want
>one of them keeps bugging me with "when is my gift coming in the mail?"
I feel like I should go back to not having friends.
>>25130800
If friends are only interested in gifts when they get you nothing, they're no friends.
>>25127532
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>>25130800
thats what we call parasites and not friends anon
>>25130860
Whats your steam, anon? I'll buy you a copy of Bad Rats
That new Moto 360
Hopefully a new 3ds. Mine got stolen at uni.
>>25131405
Hope no good game got stolen either, i'd cry if someone had a copy of mySenran Kaguratoo
who /fallout4/ here?
cant wait to play that shit meng
I'm not sure. I asked my parents not to get me anything since they're extremely poor. I think my best friend got me the "When the President Talks to God" album from Bright Eyes, and I think my boyfriend is going to pay to fix my car.
I'm sure he'll get me some bath bombs and tea as well, but my car is the main thing.
>>25127532
My aunt bought me 2 books.
>>25127532
COD black ops II and Ghosts
I know, normie games and shit taste, but I just love FPS games, and the COD games have nice graphics.
Last year I got an Obelisk Yugioh Card and some XYZ monsters
>>25129482
Really curious about this...
Is Abercrombie not for Robots?
