>be wagecuck
>decide to go out once with co-workers to see what normies do on the weekend
>go to bar/club place
>stand in the background thinking that the music is too loud, the floor is sticky. I want to shitpost
>some guy starts rubbing my ass and massaging my shoulders but he's bigger than me so I let him
>finally get to leave at 3:30am, way past my bedtime of 10pm
>mfw
How is that fun for normies going out sucks
You need to drink before. Even normies hate going to parties if they're not going to get sex or blackout drunk
>>25126997
>guy rubs your ass and massages your shoulders
>not doing anything about it
are you that autistic? pretty sure he wanted to fuck. You could've gotten laid OP
>>25126997
>be vacationcuck
>go to tropical country with friends to see what normies do on vacation
>go to beach place
>stand in the car park looking at the beach thinking its too hot and the sound of the waves is too loud. I want to funpost
>some seaguls start shitting on me but there's a ton of them so I let them
>mfw
How is it that fun for normies going to the beach sucks.
>>25127233
Being gay is a sin though
>tfw mom calls the cops about her missing son because he didn't come home before midnight
>tfw he's 26
