What sort of cruel god would make me such a miserable wretch, making my life miserable, and then make me allergic to cats?
I ask myself the same question.
Cats are cunts. I have a cat and she brings live mice into my room in the middle of the night, and lets them go so that she can chase them. I have to catch them in a jar.
Get a dog, they're way better in pretty much every possible way.