>you fap to a teen giving birth
>she gets to feel his whole girth
>you make her laugh while class
>she swallows chad's load on mass
>you do her homework
>he fucks her until squirt
>you fap to boipussy
>she looks at him lusty
I think it's supposed to rhyme, or at least flow.
>you hate that slut
>he fucks her butt
>>25126876
>stacies i hate
>but it's to them, all day, i masturbate
>as a wife, a qt fembot i'd rather take
>alas, they're all fake
>please reincarnate me in a 2D world, that'd be great
>she squirts you with mace
>he comes on her face
>>25127772
>you jack off and cry alone
>chad gets her drunk and takes her home
>you sit on your ass, frogposting away
>chad smashes new pussy every single day
>stacy ignores you and thinks you're a creep
>no wonder after all these years you're still a NEET
she cried on your shoulder
her feels you dragged like a boulder
you are alone now and you wonder
is that her with chad there yonder?
>>25127931
holy fuck that second dude came buckets
>you spend all morning picking her flowers
>chad takes a shit on her in the shower
>you feed her fish when she goes away
>chad cums in the tank and calls the fish gay
>you fap to her facebook, insta, and twitter
>chad makes her come over and unclog his shitter
>you text her too much, she senses your thirst
>when she's in the kitchen, chad steals from her purse
>you call up your dad to ask for advice
>chad gives her six different kinds of pube lice
i make haiku
>i sed message
>but she not respond
>i cant get gf forever
>>25128198
top kok
>>25127896
waw led
>The term of endearment, first uttered, is sweet
>Your heart gains momentum like celestial fleet
>But with the cruelty in her chest, benevolent at best
>In her first glance at you, she chose your seat
>The term of endearment will bring hope to an end
>If you believe in angels that heaven will send
>You'll yet hear through the grapevines, growing between her spoken lines
>The term of endearment refers to a friend
Great thread guise, great thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJVhHWwnE9
heres the thread read by me so far. Tell me what you think lads :)
I think it turned out really well. Good job robots
>>25130123
Nice mate, you kind of sound like filthy frank.
>>25126876
you fap to teens giving birth?
>>25130123
Brilliant af famiglia
>>25126876
I RUN THESE STREETS AND IMMA KEEP RUNNIN RUN RUN RUN NEVER RUNNIN OUT OF MONEY IMMA DOG IMMA STUNT IF I DONT DO SOMETHIN ALL THESE HOES WANNA FUCK ME I GOT PUSSY WET PAINT D BOY SHOES ON THAT ROUGH GO LOO ON DAT BAD YELLOW BITCH AND IT LOOKS LIKE IMMA DIE LIKE DIS STUNTIN ON DESE NIGGAS IN GOD WE TRUST I EAT MY WHOLE BODY I DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK
>>25130155
Don't know who that is but I looked it up. Seems like an interesting channel.
>>25130215
Exactly
>>25130230
Ikr. Please people keep posting stuff so I can read more. I love reading out loud.
>tfw no one to read books to on skype
>>25130283
>>25130255
read this out loud
> I visited the store to buy a new game
> My fingerless gloves felt through the shelf
> When I noticed, from the corner of my eye three brutes, that came
> Heading straight to me, as I intuitively prepared myself
> I knew they were up for trouble, my samurai sword already gripped
> They drew the guns and started firing my way
> I knew, I had to redeem those unfortunate souls, that were lead astray
> It was all a matter of seconds, my 300 lbs body moved like the wind
> As I finished the last one off I whispered
> "...nothing personal kid"
>>25130255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dHamrqLyzX
>>25130440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hPP9SLCh9J
>She sucks Chad off without smearing her make up
>you've been busy since the breakup
>As she takes his cock between her lips
>You ready your gun and fill your clips
>tomorrow night when they go out
>you'll get your gun off in her mouth
>>25130568
that was dope tbch
>>25130568
You should make an audiobook called "/r9k/'s Greatest Hits", I'll even pay you in bitcoins.
>>25130255
White people social sophistication is a veneer, they are just like you they just pull the wool over your eyes with fancy tapdancing social games and then take their own shit 400% seriously, transparency is a better means to a cooperative end, the jews got it figured out. Life is a meme
Everywhere I look, normies I see
Normies to the left and to the right of me
They don't know my feels, I just want a girlfriend
But I mustn't break, I mustn't bend
Just love of some kind, a hand to hold
"Just be yourself," I am constantly told
Most are disgusted by what they view
So I put back on the mask, big guy for you
I say I'll make changes starting tomorrow
But changes never come, not even in sorrow
Days pass me by like bitter cold
The years go round, I grow old
People are settling, they all have a wife
But I have not begun my life
It's too much, I cannot do it
One chance at happiness, and I blew it
Nothing in life, no legacy
Generations of fathers, and it ends with me
I am nothing but an empty shell
I can already here the funeral knell
Empty chairs, empty casket
People will walk just right past it
I'll order that helium tank one day
One day never comes, I learned the hard way
I have no other outlet but rage
Fuck you, fuck this thread, sage
So while I wait for my doom
I post on a board for little girl cartoons
I join in this culture of hate
Against those people who did not wait
It's all I have left in this sad life of mine
They still don't understand, they just think I whine
What I wanted in life will never be
Nothing Ieft to do but just go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25130761
Thanks lad. I love reading stuff.
>>25130793
I started saving it. :D
>>25130885
this will come soon
>>25130692
>clips
triggered
>>25130885
I think I'm starting to get it, however I need to know the means to my very modest end, a small house and a wife. My goalposts won't move, I can be truly happy with little. I won't tolerate being stepped on for factors outside my control much longer. My demands are not at all unreasonable, I just keep getting crushed those who value their self interest above all else. Ihave self interests too but I will not take from others to benefit myself, my moral compass won't allow it. Sometimes the wicked fail to see the full consequence of their action, so do I hence being so shortsighted. Please sumbit, I don't want to prove MY point by being amoral, the perceived injustice is getting ludicrious under rational thought.
>>25131396
>moral compass
>>25130885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AlrcUXIxHR
ALRIGHT HERE IT IS. I REE'D TOO
