Why do short guys always walk so fast? It's like they always want to be anywhere else but right there, at that moment. Is it because I'm taller than them?
It's just simple physics. You can take longer strides than I do, so I have to take lots of littler tiny manlet strides to reach the same speed. And it appears like I am shuffling very quickly, while in reality I am only walking at a normal pace.
>>25125902
Because lanklets don't
Why are you being mean to me?
>>25125962
Because you are less of a man than me, and I am a woman.
Because you are a fat sweaty landwhale and they are trying to escape your stench.
>>25126533
H-How tall are you?
>>25126533
Transwomen aren't woman silly
>>25126533
Is that code for you have a penis? Sorry honey, you're not a woman then.
I PACE FASTER THAN ANYONE
>Makes a thread insulting men
>With a cropped porn picture
If yer really wanted to shitpost, we'd all be trolled already.
Why are tall people always fucking ugly as shit.
Be my tall bully gf pls.
I walk fast because I have places to go and shit to do, i'm not going to let a pair of hambeasts or mother with kids take up the sidewalk and move at the pace of a snails corpse because they've got fuck all else to go, I like to keep on time with my general schedules and save time, not waste it.
>>25125902
>>25126533
>tfw no mean tall gf to make fun of me for being short and shove me around and grab my butt in public
>>25125902
When I was younger and a lot shorter, some 3DPD from school laughed at me because I was always walking home with my significantly taller classmate who lived near me. They noticed the pace we were walking and as they laughed they told my classmate to slow down since I can't keep up with my short legs. While struggling to catch breath he said:
>It's me
>who
>who can't
>keep upIt felt good.
link to full op image? can't find anything on boorus
>tfw 6'4 and all of my friends complain that I'm too fast and hard to keep up with
>meanwhile my 4'11 friend walks way faster than me
It's confusing to say the least
>>25125902
I'm a manlet and I take my sweet time when walking. The key is to not give a fuck.
>>25126533
>She or he thinks she or he is dominant
Not after you meet me.
>>25126533
Lol slut.
>>25127200
Seconding that. I don't have time today to be looking around for it all day.
>>25125902
lol, you're tall? ew.
>>25127395
>or he
nigga you may be dominant but also you gay
>>25126533
fuck I want a tall dom gf
i'm 5'10" where the fuck am I gonna find one of those
>>25127698
Fly out to Amsterdam, dutch girls are pretty tall
