What a great crowd tonight! How's everyone doing?
Me? I'm doing great. How could I not? The life of a femNEET is the best life you can live!
If reincarnation exists, just set my soul to autorenew for femNEET every time! We got any NEET boys in the audience? Good, I need some new orbiters to spend their neetbux on my lavish lifestyle! But don't think you'll get this PUSS-AYYYYY!
Don't think I forgot about you, wagefellas.
Wanna go get dinner? I'm paying. Well, I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically doing the paying. I promise him the occasion hug and "I really like you" and he's shelling all his allowance to me!
Save your money, wagechad. Spend it on condoms and wet wipes (for when you cum on my face!) Although recently one of my neetbeta orbiters cut me off. Well, cut himself off. I rejected him and he slit his wrists! I know, right?!?
Anyway, that's my time. Wagechads, call me! Neetbetas spoil me! Wagefems, don't worry, I'll keep your bf busy while you're at work... us femNEETs have the freedom to do that! And SOOOO MUCH MORE! Goodnight everyone!
WAITER MORE WINE PLEASE
>"BOO GET THAT ROASTIE OFF THE STAGE, WE WANT TO SEE REAL NEETs!"
>>25124006
>implying you're anything else than a roastie AND a chestlet
If you were anything else you'd be on your knees sucking Chad's thundercock.
Too bad he doesn't want you.
>>25124122
>>25124123
looks like a couple of my orbiters caught on! That, or its some femwagies pooper pained that while they're ringing people uo at forever 21, I'm making their bf cum twice in the same session! I bet you neetbeta orbiters wished it was you...
you know what they say though, fans...
THATS THE WAY IT GOES
>>25124006
quality post, really
>>25124251
You dumb cunt, once a slutty roastie, always a slutty roastie, lowering your market value with every hit of sperm you're taking in your loose fucked out whore spermhole.
>>25124006
>Although recently one of my neetbeta orbiters cut me off. Well, cut himself off. I rejected him and he slit his wrists!
Man femaNEET is killing me! This bitch is hilarious! Bravo!
>>25124122
>>25124123
>>25124284
NEETS absolutely butthurt and upset.
>absolutely
>positively
>100 percent
>irrefutably
Mad. But you know what they say
THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES
>>25124284
I'd ask you to be funny, former orbiter, but I have the mic and you dont! teehee! Maybe you can find a new girl that's a little more secretive about cucking you with wagechad behind your back!
>>25124386
>implying I'm even a man
Why the fuck do people make these autistic as fuck threads pretending to be girls?
Why do people get so mad at it?
>>25124470
>because it's an easy way to troll newfags and morons
>because they are newfags and morons
>>25124470
I call it the circle of assburger. One cannot escape this circle once you enter it.
>>25124409
If you're a NEET, of course you're not a man. You're a boy in an older body.
>>25124470
>being this btfo about internet words
>>25124530
I'm actually a female NEET and that loosened roastflap has no idea what she is talking about.
>>25124582
>getting angry enough at my innocent question to reply
>spends his days pretending to be a girl on open mic night
>You will forever be a kissless virgin
>>25124603
l-london? I hope you don't shower that often
>>25124616
>>25124603
looks like we have a few mad wagefems and neetbeta orbiters in the crowd tonight, everyone! tip your waitstaff extra, because these sphincter sore sourpusses sure won't!
>>25124645
Sorry bro, another robot got here before you.
Good luck finding your qt neet gf.
>>25124006
Hahahahaha this girl is great! Boyneets on suicide watch
>>25124603
>man pretending to be a woman attempting to troll other men, women pretending to be men, and women pretending to be men pretending to be women
only on r9k
>>25124668
You too.. Maybe I can find another qt femneet to attract with my big paycheck
I like this new chick. I could barely tell if the old guy was talking through his fat rolls that droop from his forehead.
>>25124873
thanks! I'm glad you enjoy my material
