>look out your window
>see this
What do?
>>25123930
Quickly hide all the juice.
Join the Wehrmacht
>>25123960
Acceptable answer, not siding with the cause should lead to extermination
Lament the fact that I missed out on a natsoc takeover, then kill myself, why live if I can't take part in the grand cleansing of europe.
>>25123930
>GTFO under an assumed italian alias
>make my way to Spain
>lay low until after the war
>take the first boat to U.S.
>resume normal life
>invest in apple and microsoft etc.
do nothing, i already have the required aryan features, and the other aryan chads would just get the grills anyway
> You'll never be the personal dog of a yandere nazi colonel
>>25123960
I'd choose the SS
>>25124065
I obviously would be honored to be SS as well but aren't they selected?
>>25124106
It shouldn't be hard to be selected if you are part of the ubermensh
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>6'0
>170lbs
>9% body fat
I'd probably work for Hugo Boss
Go back to Mexico and defend the priests
>>25124045
personal dog of a yandere nazi colonel
>Nazi
>Yandere
Why is life so fucking cruel
Nothing because POL IS FILLED WITH PASSIVE KEKS
>>25124137
>tfw shit eye shit hair Germanic
May I still die for the cause?
>>25124196
Yes, there's always a good cause to die for
>>25124139
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>6'0
>also a fat, stoner, alcoholic Jew
I would probably change my name, bury the family menorahs, torahs, etc, and try my best to blend into this new paradise as a "white" man
>>25124235
What if they saw your circumcised dick Samson?
>ywn be gestapo
I'd rush to /pol/ for the happening threads
>>25124106
Must be male, at least 16 and over 170cm tall.
>>25124271
meh, lots of guys born in Murrica have cut dicks, I'll just get a fake birth certificate, change my accent, and say it was cut because of my father's ignorance
>>25124196
I may be depressed, but that Pepe made me laugh uncontrollably. I think it's the hat and stash that being it all in with the nazi cup and smug smile carry on
>>25123930
Cry with joy and attend the public executions of all cultural marxist SJWs that have been festering in our society for so long.
>>25123930
Start cursing and pulling on my uniform because i'm late to the parade
>>25123930
Entitled normalfags
>>25124344
>this robot has overslept
>at the moment, he stands no chance of being ubermensch
Die because I am black
Salute mein fuhrer, Donald Trump
>>25124370
Are you a black jew? Hitler was cool with blacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tATPhzmizE
Finally get an excuse to drag jews out of their homes, pull their golden teeth out of their mouths, lynch them, and still get rewarded by glorious nazi government
>>25123930
Call Stalin and tell him I have failed my mission, the fascists have won over the country.
>>25123930
Salute
>not origin
>>25123930
Whites are basically the niggers to jews. Envious and sick >>25124419
>>25124419
>not raping their big nosed daughters
pleb
Grab my gun and as many provisions as I can carry, and head for the border undetected. I'd search for the nearest country that's enlisting volunteers to resist the Nazi forces.
>>25124326
This entirely
I'd weep with relief knowing that we were finally going to start savagely killing every filthy communist traitor in society.
I'd then endeavor to join the secret police force so I could be involved in torturing leftists to death in the most brutal ways imaginable.
I'd feel proud to purge every trace of liberalism from Europe.
Warn about the flaws of Enigma machine.
>>25124370
You and your family should be sent to a concentration camp
breathe easy for the first time in years
>>25124463
>I'd then endeavor to join the secret police force so I could be involved in torturing leftists to death in the most brutal ways imaginable.
Come now, just because you're a Nazi doesn't mean you have to be evil or cruel. Perhaps you've been consuming too much American media and propaganda.
In fact I imagine mentally-ill degenerate torture fetishists such as yourself will not be welcome in the New Reich.
would the nazis ban my anime?
>german blood and blonde hair
>green eyes
Am I still down with a chance to join the ranks?
>>25123930
>remember i don't speak german
>>25124594
Nazis will make anime real!
>>25124594
They were cool with the nips and their stuff, so it can pass
>>25124594
Do you remember what country in the Pacific they allied with?
>>25124614
>tfw you will never be a wermacht soldier, enjoying the devotion of your comrades
>you will never come home after a long stint in occupied France to the loving, open arms of your 2D wife
>>25124594
>>25124614
Indeed
You won't need that silly japanese anime anymore. Anime will be replaced with propaganda films glorifying the superior German volk. Instead of a "waifu" you can dream about a genetically superior aryan "ehefrau" instead.
Hurry to kill some shit skins and kikes
Get my rifle and start shooting.
I have a Jewish grandfather. Might as well take as many down as I can and die quickly in battle instead of being worked to death at some slave labor camp.
What a surprise social outcasts and losers are all neo Nazi faggots.
>>25124797
>He believes that the holocaust actually happened
Pretty sure that I would be one of those Germans that was just sort of passive and watched everything unfold. At least before joining the Wehrmacht and setting out for the Eastern Front. I have blue eyes and dirty blonde hair from my Austrian genetics but unfortunately also developed a seizure disorder in my early 20s. Not sure if they had meds back then, so I'd probably drink often to suppress it.
>tfw the SS admin finds out I have seizures and doesn't let me participate in the Aryan breeding program
>mfw they'd try to take my guns
COLD, DEAD HANDS YOU FUCKING NORMIES
>>25123930
Show the nearest SS officer my folder of Hitler's
>>25125198
>Was bedeutet das Frosch das?
>>25124594
well Germans were allies with Japan so...
