Good morning wageslave #2359104852, just a friendly reminder from [CORPORATION NAME HERE] that your designated time off is coming to an end. Please spend it wisely as you have a great week of work coming up and we wouldnt like to see you come in late! Remember if you show great work and attitude we will reward you with a christmas bonus!* *Taxes and fees still apply. Monetary rewards are under company fixed fees. Rewards are not mandatory.
Who /bravenewworld/ here?
tfw actually enjoy job
>>25124476
what do you work as?
original commentttttttt
>tfw my career involves playing sports, lifting weights and heavy drinking with my buddies
I'm good m8
>>25123892
>not having a job that pays $9800 and let's you work 3 hours a week
sucks to be you
>>25124459
here tbqh lad
>Work a min wage job
>Consistently make more than my coworkers
>bosses and customers slide me money under the table constantly
>Cute girls flirt with me and slap my butt
>work on weekends
>Still pull near 40 hour work weeks
neat
>>25123892
dumb frogposter
bloxx
>>25124625
Fuck right off
>i enjoy working 40 hours a week :^)
Nigger we both know you hate it i work the same shit for more money and it fucking sucks i never got this happy to work for someone else mentality dont worry only another 50 years till retirement
>>25125058
>Work weekends with chill people
>Fix computers in my spare time and make the same if not more money
>Invest on the side
>Can do what I want when I want
lmao'ing at your life
>>25125150
>i make alot more than minimum wage
>lmao at yer life
K
>i also work the times im not at work isnt it great xD
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Sounds bretty shit better get back to work shekelstien you sure you got time to be posting
>>25125219
lmao
lmao
lmao
so mad
lmao
>>25125247
>implying
>nigger tier response Tbh shit looks like black twitter
