Well anon, you better not have been lying to me when you said it was 8 inches. Whip it out, and if its 8 inches I'll suck it. If its even a millimeter less than that, you get nothing.
>what do?
>>25123379
I wonder if they sell fake tape measures...
>>25123379
Hope she doesn't notice that's the centimeter side. I will definitely be over 8 if we use that.
I never said that roastie, and the fact you will suck a dick just because it's 8 inches tells me you're gonna give me numerous STDs. Leave my home.
>>25123379
Alright but make sure you measure from the taint because that's how you're officially supposed to do it