>have friend who consistently ignores my texts and calls
>IRL we always get along and he's very considerate
>but texting him is like texting a bitchy hot chick
>would sometimes take DAYS to respond to my texts
>he'd always have a lame excuse like how he was sick
>had enough of it
>he texts me "hey"
>don't respond for two weeks
>finally text him back
>he asks wtf took so long
>tell him "yeah, sorry, I had a headache"
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