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>have a small dick, but think it's probably not that
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>have a small dick, but think it's probably not that small
>start swimming so I can get into shape
>see 10 years olds naked regularly
>they are hung as fuck
>realize that the average 10 years old flaccid dick is bigger than mine fully hard
>I'm 23
F U C K,

J U S T

E N D

I T
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Truuuuu

So very truuuu
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>>25121903
how's that even possible
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>>25121903
shit sucks man. mine looks small but grows up to 16-17 cm, still feels kinda bad. if anyone ever sees my flaccid sausage that would be embarassing as fuck and it's not like I can tell them "it's not that small wait till i get hard" lmao desu senpaitachi
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>>25121903
It's ok OP, yours is bigger than my girl penis
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>>25121923
>>25121949
>>25121961
>>25121965
original comment 13
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>>25121984
Dude, what? Does it get much bigger hard?
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>>25122024
that's hard

this is flaccid
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>>25121984
>>25122047

I'll never get how shit like this ever happens
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>>25121984
>>25122047
Amazing. You probably have a pretty good job though right? I mean that must be kind of a motivator like the whole manlet ordeal right?
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>>25121984
>>25122047

Fucking hell mate, I haven't got the biggest dong in the world but.

Just fuck.
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>>25122047

Sorry man. If it's any consolation, average dicks are still too small.
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How do you feel about Mike Matei?

>>>/v/320818791

>>>/v/320824512
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>>25122024
>>25122053
>>25122088
>>25122107
>>25122124
but do you even fucking understand?

I type it out again

8-10 years old (or maybe even younger fuck knows) have bigger flaccid dicks than my full size erection

you can't even comprehend this feel
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>>25121903
post face
if you're not too ugly you could always risk std's and just eat sluts out
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>see 10 years olds naked regularly

HAHAAHAH
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>>25122147
Maybe you should stop staring at 10 year old's dicks man.
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>>25122278
that was a 10/10 quest line
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>>25122314
It really wasn't. A 10/10 quest line is the bloody baron in The Witcher 3
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>>25122147
It's not that bad. Women don't even really care about penis size, and no girl would really leave you over something like that.
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>>25122327
maybe someday i'll play the Witcher 3 so i can know what a 10/10 questline is.
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>>25122360
It involves cucking so you should feel right at home.
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>>25122047
how do you even fap?
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>>25122360
Shame how awful Fallout 4 turned out. It could of been good.
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>>25122333

Yes they do, yes they would.
>b-b-but that doesn't seem nice or fair, so it must not be true!
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>>25122374
fuck original comments desu fampailad
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>>25122386
What is that? Like a Magic Wand?
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YOU SICK PEDO FUCK

I'M CALLING THE CIA ON YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
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>>25122047
I'm gonna need a video of that going from flaccid to erect. Not even homo, just extremely curious.
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>>25122394
something like that, originally it's for massaging
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>>25122411
How did you do it beforehand? Are you capable of doing it without that thing?
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>>25121984
Wow, it actually isn't bigger than my girl penis. I'm sorry OP.
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>>25122314
you can't say anything about fallout 4 was 10/10
that quest was a fucking pain to find the chemicals in, and that's coming from someone who's favourite game is morrowind
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>>25122443
girls dont have penises though
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>>25121984
>>25122024
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought the first pic was soft and was thinking "yeah its small but not abnormal i dont think so anyway... oh, thats hard..." then i lost it.
>tfw 8 by 6
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>>25122454
Well, I'm a girl and I have a penis, so you're obviously wrong
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>>25122523
>Well, I'm a girl and I have a penis, so you're obviously wrong

Fuck off degenerate.
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>>25122411
can you make a webm of you usimg your wand?

btw, some girls have small penis fetishes, but theyre rare
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>>25122147
I really feel for you OP, which doesn't imply that i know your exact feels in exact context.

I seriously would recommend making attempts to work really hard on your appearance and working/studying hard for high-paying employment.

Invest in high-end prostitutes/escorts/whatdafuckever to reward yourself for working hard and briefly explain your situation in organizing and they'll usually act professionally and shit when good money is involved. You could also travel overseas and hopefully get laid somewhere in Thailand or some shit, but don't get used cause they wouldn't care as much.

My 1/2 gf's didn't ever want me to go deep and she has already lost her virginity before meeting me as well (fucking roasties man...) she would have liked you, about 2-3" is all she wanted and she's bi now with a g/f.

Seriously though attraction is also a large part of making some shallow bitches "chad fantasy" a reality. Also being good at foreplay and shit like that you can practice with an escort will be also important.

source: a fat, hairy, ugly /shithair/ cyborg with an approximately 6.5-7" (on a really good day) dick who briefly got laid for about a year and then discarded 6 years ago until now.
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How is this illness OP has called? I am pretty sure there's a name for such tiny dicks.
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>>25121903
You have a micropenis OP. Its a cruel curse...
TRY not to let it get to you, or destroy your life.
The insecurity and fear will fuck you up far more than anything else.

If you go out with a girl, let her know after a couple of dates so that she isn't too surprised when she sees it for the first time. If you're going to run the risk of being embarrassed and have a girl walk out on you, you might as well have your pants on.

But if she likes you then you'll be okay.

You'll be okay anon.
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>>25121984
I'll suck your tiny tiny cock while you call me mommy
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>>25122618
are you a grill? original question 1234123
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>>25122294
This. Nigger what.
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how the fuck do you regularly see kids naked? Where is this? Where can I go to freely see naked boys?
Can you interact with them? Can you touch them? Can you try somethibg with them?
Answer please, I need to know.
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>>25122654
Go to a swimming pool, see them in the showers
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>>25122636
public swimming pool
changing room
go figure
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>>25122654
see >>25122701 >>25122662

bloxloblblox
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>>25122662
Do you think there's a chance of molesting one of them and getting away with it?
There's always a gay boy in those groups, right? One boy that probably wants to be molested...
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>>25122712
Yeah, there are definitely some boys like there. So go and try it, if he turns out straight, then no harm done, right?
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>>25122654
>Can you interact with them? Can you touch them? Can you try somethibg with them?
obviously not you fucking retarded gay pedo
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>>25122712
>Do you think there's a chance of molesting one of them and getting away with it?
they're usually with parents/relatives/class there so I highly doubt it

also if you get reported doing that you'll definitely get a lifelong ban minimum, and probably end up in a courtroom
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>>25122712
just go there and watch them, but it will be like seeing porn with the doors open.
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OP I would just give up on relationships now, possibly just get castrated?
Only girl who's gonna stick around with that thing is gonna be a landwhale or single mom.
And you don't wanna be a cuck, just end it Senpai
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>>25122047
>>25121984
You can try to go gay. Gay bottom, and find a top for you.
You can also try to find a trans woman top and stay with her. Either way you'd have to learn to get dick up ya butt.
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>>25121903
There are literally 2 options.

Surgery
or
Suicide
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You like my dick, OP?
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>>25122863
there's a third option
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>>25121903
desu the literal only thing you could do that would benefit you from having that is by doing cuck porn, if you have the normal robot physicals even better really. May aswell get something out of it
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>>25123051
Why is your dick retarded looking at the head?
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How do you fap, op?
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>>25123495
see >>25122386

also pinching with thumb and forefinger
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>>25121984
>>25122047

Sorry mate, but that would be a deal-breaker for every woman on the planet. How can god even let that happen...
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dont worry; I dont have a micro-penis but mine's "small", it's thickness is ridiculous and it's like 13-14 cm long; when Im flaccid it looks like a little year old boy and it prevented me from having sex all my life due to my complex.

So, in conclusion: Once it's small, it doesnt really matter if it's SUPERsmall or just small, at teh end of the day its the same shit...
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My dick has bumps around the head
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>>25123767
>13-14 cm long
that's not small, that's literally average

you are just stupid as fuck
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