I just had a really dumb dream, I had a bf and we were going to an amusement park and I felt so happy and he bought me an edible heart. ;___;
Then I woke up crying.
What dreams did you have lately, robots?
>trip
>lele fembot
>lel fembot picture
Why are women such fucking attention whores?
>>25121757
Why do you think I'm an attention whore?
I was just talking about it because I had to cry. ;-;
>>25121778
I'm sorry, will you be my friend? I've never had a female friend in all my 22 years of being alive.
I didn't even get a match on tinder.
I dreamed that I sabotaged a woman's Pokemon card deck with a bunch of fakes. I didn't see the names of the cards until later; I don't remember many of them, but I know that Charizard was called "The Next Best Thing" and that got me laughing so hard that I woke up.
>>25121745
I had a dream like that before.
But, I gave her giant teddy bear instead of edible hear.
>TWF when up and no bot GF
>>25121787
I'm really anxious, I don't think I could meet people from the Internet. :c
>>25121792
That was really funny, thanks for the laugh, anon. :3
>>25121800
I'm anxious as well and sweat around women, I'm not fat though. Plus i live in Australia and every female here is American. So that was always out of the question.
Thanks anyway.
>>25121745
>buy heart lollipop to gf
>"oh its so nice anon. I wont eat it, I will just keep it forever"
bitch, I neednt have bought it then
>>25121812
You're too far anyway. ;_;
>>25121745
I dreamed I ate an enchanted eggplant and somehow became my mom's fallopian tubes. I felt myself release the egg that would become me, and watched my father's manhood slide in and out until it fertilized egg-me.
Don't want to analyze that shit with a 10-foot pole.
Sometimes I have dreams of playing video games.
My last dream I remember I was 4chan in my den.
Boring I know.
>>25121800
Women are cruel. You could've at least been friends with him over skype or something.
80% of my dreams involve some type of imminent apocalypse, mostly zombies or aliens.
i'm either searching for weapons, fighting things, have a gun but i doubt the gun works the whole time, some dreams the gun is really good, other dreams my bare hands are the best weapon.
i'm either rendezvousing with people or rescue and i'm usually rescuing a girl or a child.
i always know exactly where to go in my dreams and i always find a exit, like a window, but most of the time it's a trap door that leads to a tunnel.
>lick the crotch of an 8 yo.
>she likes it
wake up before the fun starts
>>25121874
That's what i tried to hint but i was too embarrassed, but it don't matter since i would be boring. And i don't want someone who will add me out of pity.
Time to watch a movie i guess.
>>25121937
>>25121874
I-I'm sorry, I'm just really anxious and can't talk and am also paranoid of getting doxxed. ;_____;
Yesterday, I dreamt that I was floating through space, trying to get back to Earth. But I didn't know which way to go, since no matter where I looked, all I saw was black.
oh good another fembot. lemme ask u sumthin. is it a common thing that women are only attracted to 1 guy like ever? and then everyone else seems super shitty but being forever alone is worse so u gotta just pick any random cunt and be like "oh yeah this is totally just as good, promise. no these aren't tears ;_;"
>>25121990
Depends... when I have a crush on someone, everyone else seems uninteresting. I mean, I can acknowledge their nice personality and attractiveness but I won't find them desirable.
But that only goes when I have a crush.
>>25121745
>>25121778
>>25121809
>>25121853
Man, it must be so fucking hard being a fembot.
>wake up feeling lonely and sad after a lovely bf dream
>look at myself in the mirror and remember that i'm a fucking woman
>make an okcupid account
>go make a cup of tea/coffee
>come back and have literally hundreds of guys messaging me
>sort through looking for chad
>organise a date
>no longer lonely
Men have it so much easier. Truly being a fembot is suffering.
>>25121971
That's a really horrible dream. :c
I dreamed that I was sitting through a movie that got interrupted by shitty minion product placement, tried walking out but I stopped for some reason
then I was at a town hall receiving an award for something, the award being the ugliest little bee I ever saw that was called an appalachian cave bee
then I was walking alongside some guy disguised as hitler and this female assistant/guide, she directed him to an escape tunnel and he walked into it and not ten seconds after he was out of sight he screamed like hell and ran out all white and bumpy; the lady and I both knew the save had a partial collapse which led to the tunnel being infested with appalachian cave bees
ugly little bastards had two stingers looked like, a scorpion like thing that got engorged on its back and a normal stinger on the bottom.
>>25122068
You forgot to mention that half the guys on Okcupid are always at least one of those:
a) old
b) extremely creepy and I'd never be in the same place alone with them because I'd be scared as hell
c) only interested in sex and possibly rapists
d) unattractive
e) possibly murderers
f) awkward PUA idiots
>>25122114
btfo lol
It was a dream with the man I like video recording where he lives and his roommates.
Even though he only has 2-3 mates and they're all men, there were a bunch of them in this dream and I saw a qt Asian girl. I pretty much went fuuuuuuuuu in the dream.
I haven't had a dream since and this was about three months ago.
>>25121853
So what's wrong with you? Are you crazy? Fat? Ugly? Let's hear it. Why can't you get a bf anon?
>>25122430
Crazy, I guess :c
>>25122114
and you can tell they are those things how????
>WOMEN IN CHARGE OF GIVING ANYONE A CHANCE IN LIFE
>>25122467
By the way they keep messaging me even though I told them to fuck off? They're creepy and annoying, it's no surprise they can't find a girl in real life.
>>25122481
i thought you were anxious and shit? yet you have a dating profile?
hah.
>>25122499
I had one like a year ago. And what does it have to do with that? It's not hard to create a profile. I never met with anyone, dumbass.
>>25122481
cupcaaaaaaake here i aaaammmm
>>25122509
>I had one like a year ago
Yes, I'm sure you did.
>And what does it have to do with that? It's not hard to create a profile.
Oh. but perhaps you aren't anxious as you liked to claim?
>>25122467
Well they aren't Brad Pitt so they aren't considered to begin with. Those are just part of the mental gymnastics women do to make themselves not look like total cunts, and society tells them this is what they should be doing.
>>25122509
hows it going cups?
>>25122509
whats your favorite cupcake anyway?
>>25122515
What did I claim? That I'm unable to use my keyboard?
>>25122543
you claimed you were really anxious, what I've seen so far is you're just another whore who likes to lie to try and fit in.
>like im rly axious
>oh yeha my dating profile lmao so what
>its not hard to create one!
>>25122543
is it true? are you mystery's secondary trip?
I just woke up from this dream a few minutes ago.
>be me
>samuel L Jackson
>zombie apocalypse
>be living in the woods
>legolas comes to me saying we need to go somewhere on his canoe
> whatever.jpg
> about 200 feet off of shore Legolas starts stabbing me
>noeffect
>take him back to shore and cut his arms and legs until he bleeds out
>>25122560
It''s probably why she's so thick in the head. I bet it is.
>edible heart
Either it's symbolism for your desire to cuck a beta provider with an alpha Chad, or you want to steal his powers.
>>25122561
10/10 would read again
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25122481
what's creepy is the trips all impersonating each other.
why do you tell strangers to fuck off? that's rude.
i mean you say shit like no wonder they can't find women, but you could say the same shit about you.
you're undesirable in some way, we just can't see it.
>women in charge of hiding everything
>>25122582
i am just a humble shitposter sir
I'll be your boyfriend, OP.
I just broke up with my girlfriend about 2 months ago.
Are you a weeaboo? Im not at all. But for some reason I find it super attractive when a girl is into anime and shit, its cute.
>>25121745
OP you are just sad that you do not have a perfect chad boyfriend. You can not relate to any of us.
>>25122600
I am into anime. :3
>>25122640
And you're just sad because Stacy doesn't knock on your door to suck you dry.
Women objectively have it easier because the majority of animal behaviour on the PLANET shows that men seek out the women and they don't have to do fucking shit to earn it. It's worse now these days because we have contraception so women can be even looser with their already extremely fucking poor decision making on account of them being the weaker sex.
>>25122656
>And you're just sad because Stacy doesn't knock on your door to suck you dry.
this is not true, most guys on this board would accept any woman
>>25122656
>And you're just sad because Stacy doesn't knock on your door to suck you dry.
Hi mystery, you fetal alcohol syndrome looking cunt.
>>25122656
Thats super cute then.
Where are you from? Im 25, live in Canada.
>>25122445
I just broke up with crazy and I have to say it wasn't nice at all. The level of affection was nice as fuck though. My gf would be the big spoon and she had big cozy tits and she would press them against my back and kiss my neck and I would fall asleep like that. It was the shit.
>>25121745
I have dreams only sometimes. usually really gory ones.
>drive car
>guy standing on motorcycle overtakes me
>does not stop at intersection
>get rekt by car
>I can see his left arm being torn off
>go and check him
>fml it is my friend
another sort one
>driving bike
>really fast
>lose control
>fly like superman into ditch, feels so real
>end of dream
OP confirmed for mystery
>>25122746
Whos mystery?
>>25122753
This girl who posts on here about how guys cant be robots even though she has a million orbiters. Her facial structure is garbage though so she'll probably only be used for sex.
>>25122753
that's a mystery
>>25122481
>claims to be fembot
>rejects every guy who shows interest in her
>>25122656
you are taking that from literally nothing. basically that response has all the validity of "no u"
>>25122746
I'm not mystery.
>>25122114
I'm all of those and more!
>>25122890
No surprise you don't have a gf then.
>tfw took a girl to a small local amusement park once
>had a ton of fun going on literally every ride because she wanted to even though I usually don't go on a number of them
>develop literally the biggest headache of my life for some reason
>she ends up feeling guilty and blaming herself for it
>end up going home not long after
I could tell she was disappointed despite her trying to convince me she wasn't. Other than the way it ended, it was a great day though.
>>25122911
Hey OP, do you have any contact details, or a throwaway email?
>>25122114
>d) unattractive
Nice job sneaking that one in
>>25122911
Who'd you have to go and hurt my feelings like that?
>>25122932
Why?
>>25122983
s-sorry
>>25123065
So I can message you and talk to you because you sound cute.
But hey if you wanna email me, here you go.
[email protected]
>>25123065
I'm actually none of those. I'm what you'd call a normie.
>>25123121
holy fuck you desperate gook
>>25123148
chill out dude hes just trying to talk to a girl
>>25121927
You should be shot
>>25123065
Who's the last guy to ask you out in person?
>find magic pocket watch
>it's a time machine
>go back to 2010 to fix my relationship
>have fun on date with (ex-)gf
>this is going to be great
>she gets kidnapped by a bunch of Chads
>wake up
>realize I know subconciously I couldn't get with the girl I love now even with a time machine so I had to go back and try to make things work with my ex instead
>even in my dream I cucked myself twice
I really just want to kill myself now.
>>25123349
let her go anon
there are better women out there
There was this girl and I could tell she was part of something big and important. We walked around a Walmart together she wouldn't tell me what was going on but over time we had become close friends. One day we decided to vandalize the store. I don't remember why? Any way after we knock down tons of shit the police come and I get arrested. They're trying to get some information out of me about the girl but I try not to say anything but I say something I forget what. Apparently the girl changed her appearance completely because they knew her as someone else. Anyways at that point they drop me back off at the Walmart (I think I didn't have to pay for shit) and I saw the girl and she got super stabbed and stuff idk how. I told her she needed to go to a hospital but she refused and I just kind of held her there in the parking lot. I don't remember anything else
>>25122068
>all women are attractive supermodels who can get the man they want instantly
Why are you people so fucking delusional?
>>25123472
because their self pity needs to be justified
>>25123568
it is justified
>>25121745
>female
What have you done? Now this thread will be an unmanageable shitfest of angry children. God help us.
>>25122114
the vast majority of murder/assault victims are men
>>25123670
Time to begin your daily white knight shitposting quota huh doj?
You all only want white chads and refuse anything else. Please go.
>>25123670
R9k's resident social justice warrior speaks.
>>25123699
Trains.
>>25123719
he's not a real crybully, he just likes to rustle people's jimmies
>>25123699
The vast majority of women are rape victims.
>>25123702
I literally just disproved of OP's behavior. How is this whiteknighting, you silly contrarian manchild?
>>25123719
I am not an SJW. I actually budge slightly to the right.
>>25121745
i swear last night night i dreamed that i was married to a qt and had an adorable 4 yo girl.
than i woke up, in my empty bed, in my empty room, feeling empty Inside.
i will never have this.
>>25123750
>the vast majority of women are rape victims
No they aren't.
Not real rape anyways.
They deserve real rape though.
>>25123775
Who says those men aren't enjoying being murdered/assaulted, then?
Checkmate, mister sourceless poster.
>>25123472
>>25123568
Well. Robots have never had sex, never been on a date, never kissed, hugged or held hands with a girl. Their only experience of girls has probably been getting laughed at or looked at with contempt and disgust during school. Never had any kind of sexual experience or any kind of positive female attention ever in your life. To not even be able to contemplate the idea of a woman liking you or finding you in any way attractive, while everyone around you seems to have sex and have friends like its no big deal and its just a regular part of life.
Without wanting to be melodramatic... this is not a nice feeling.
So when you complain about not being able to get "the man" that you want, it sounds like you're shopping for a car and you're complaining that you can't find a Prius in the just right color that you want. And you want us to commiserate and recognize how hard you've got it when we haven't even owned a pair of shoes in our entire lives.
>>25123801
This poster is absolutely correct.
Women need to leave if robots aren't good enough for them.
>>25123750
>The vast majority of women are rape victims.
>>25123750
>The vast majority of women are rape victims.
Don't you mean the vast majority of rape victims are women?
>>25123837
Oh, whoops.
>>25123852
Yes I did.
>>25123750
What is prison? Rape is official US policy when it comes to men in prison. "He'll get what he deserves in prison."
>>25121757
Is there actually anything wrong with attention whoring?
>>25123824
I'm not even a virgin anymore. But I was up until the age of 26.
But I changed so that just means that i was a normie all along :^)
>>25123906
Yeah, you were. You can go too.
>>25123887
They complain because the so-called fembots complain about loneliness bristle at the attention offered here. They want someone but generally not a robot or cyborg.
>>25123927
No I have to post about how you shud b urself :^)
Last night I dreamed that I was on a cruise ship with an acquaintance of mine going around British Columbia. There was a fire on the top deck so for some dumb reason we went down to the bottom deck because he had a steerage suite there and a table full of sugar cookies that looked like shells. We had some cookies then the captain started speaking over the intercom, we went out to the hallway and it was slanted like the ship was listing, then the ship suddenly flipped over and at that point I thought "Wow, this is a really stupid dream" then I woke up.
I had a dream where I trained floating Jellyfish to catch food for me, and they worked together in coordination and whenever they caught something they glowed.
The whole time it was in my house but my house was like a jungle or something
>tfw no gf to feel up in bed and play osrs with living the neet life
I dreamt that all tripfags stopped shitposting. Woke up and saw this thread.
>>25123877
Prison is the source of prison rape, an oddity where straight men resort to raping other men due to the complete absence of women. If there were any women, the majority wouldn't hesitate to rape those instead.
But besides, felons aren't really people.
>>25123750
>the vast majority of women are rape victims
if you define rape as having sex with a non Chad guy then regretting it because he's not Chad, then sure. by that definition, I am both a rapist and a rape victim, as none of the girls I've fucked have been especially attractive
>>25124062
And your attitude is why America is such a police state.
>>25124098
I went to the Casey Jones museum in Tennessee.
>>25124120
his cannabis strain is also very good
>>25124098
Hey senpai how are ya
>>25121745
Thank you for using a tripcode you filthy nigger. Added to my shitlist and thread hidden.
>>25124062
You realise that actual real rape is an act of violence and domination, not as much a sex act.
One reason why I don't like how femtards like to expand the definition of rape to include "anything that might make a woman uncomfortable at any time".
>But besides, felons aren't really people
Better hope you're not in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>25124164
Hahaha faggot getting triggered by tripfags
>mfw
>>25124143
not bad familiam, just gonna change my bong water then get really stoned and /comfy/
>>25124188
Ok esse have fun
>>25124177
You think sex isn't an equal motivation?
I dreamt that my fat ex """" fembot """ gf was at some hot tub party next door.
I went over and I asked her if she wanted to come over and see my new kittens.
Instead, she pulled me in and started texting her friend to come over for a threesome
Fucking disgusting
Women should all die
>>25125899
post your kittens
>>25125937
You're asking a man to post his pussy?
>>25125899
no, women should just have their privileges taken from them, which will make them give up this stupid notion of "equality"
>>25125937
They're my only friends
My last kitten died a few weeks ago, so I got 3 more.
The 3rd one hates cameras
>>25121745
>dream about taking Ferara as Austria in EU4
I need to stop going to /gsg/
>>25123631
What makes you crazy? Are you diagnosed? What do you do?
>>25126010
people like different thingsi dont, i swear!
>>25126055
very qt
>>25126273
Where are your cats?
>>25126532
no cats, anon
>>25126780
My wife is allergic to cats.
God I hate women on 4chan
>every female ive talked to in a one on one situation on the internet has always not ended well
>either they were complete bitches and or attentionwhores
:^(
I had a dream that I was being kept asleep by an entity feeding off of my energy while I slept, so I had to travel through several different dreams investigating ways I could fight back and wake up. I discovered a while ago that my dream sign is a girl, so her and I worked together to set me free. Shit was cash.
And then I woke up and felt like shit because I wanted to spend more time with her. Maybe dying in my sleep wouldn't have been so bad. I hope I see her again soon, robots ;_;
