How will you spend your christmas, /r9k/?
>>25121715
Alone. Faaag
With my family :D
I'm gonna hang out at home later and drink some hot chocolate and smoke a bowl like every night except this time with hot chocolate
With anime.
I could die after making this post. What's the point in speculating on the future.
Getting drunk alone in my room.
I wish I wasn't so autistic.
Driving to go visit my gf
Drinking and wondering why I'm still alive as I run out of money again
>>25121762
>>25121769
>>25121755
Lol
LOOOOSSEEERRRSS!!!!!
You guys arent even trying
My christmas will be good probably, some of my close friends are going to get me gifts, along with my parents, and i'm gonna try to win back my oneitis.
She really likes cats and vidya, so I may buy her something like a cat plushie, and a vidya game.
back home with my parents. They 're gonna cook some delicious food and im probably getting a new laptop. Shit will be gud
>>25121818
let her go anon
>>25121833i've triedplease help
>Might do maintenance on my car
>Might do some housework
>Might go for a walk
>Will probably spend the day on here while playing vidya
>>25121715
I'll be going to my family-wide Christmas dinner.Or like the last two years I'll ignore the invitation and just order some fast food instead out of a paranoid fear that my family hates me.
R/a/dio or /mu/chella
Alone. My family doesn't celebrate it anyway.
>>25121818
>oh wow thanks for the gifts anon! i'm off to chad's place now so i'll see you later ok?
>>25121855
try just being yourself
Spending all but $10 in my bank account. Spending time with my family when I really just want to be left alone
>Spent like $300 on Christmas presents
>Only asked for a hard drive and SD card
At work
>>25124207
>ask for nothing
>expect nothing
>buy nothing in return
>>25124240
If I did that I'd literally get kicked out.
I'm 30 working lame security job. Can't travel home for the holidays. Going to work and then come home and get drunk.
>>25124252
For not spending basically all your money? What the fuck?
>>25121715
Alone, with my cat.
I'm not a grill but I sure as fuck sound like one.
Just fuck my Christmas up senpai.
>>25124338
For not celebrating Christmas.
alone in my room
maybe masturbating to sissy captions or making threads on r9k about "why are you on christmas on 4chan you loser" threads or maybe playing some mmorpg
probably all three though
>>25121818
Do you honestly believe that buying her a plushie and vidya will make her open her legs for you? Pathetic tbqh.
My mom and my brother are coming all the way here on the 23rd and I'll spend it with them. Haven't seen them both in a year!
At a drug/alcohol treatment center in BFE. Most of the other clients are going home on passes but I have to stay here.
We'll watch movies and have pizza.
>>25121715
heres a clue on how i will spend Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY1ihyBtbA
>>25121818
Leave this place, anon
Ganbatte
![[Homu clap].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlExhUp.jpg "[Homu clap].jpg")
watching a mix of movies and porno on the big screen tv in the living room. not very often I'm the only one home to do this. might even bust out shinji, my dildo, and give myself a crazy hard orgasm to that porn just because its on the 60" tv.
>>25121715
Crying, I haven't cried for a long time I think.
That's a nice christmas gift, tears and sorrow.
Always fucking wanted those.
I got disowned by my family, so...alone for Christmas.
Thanksgiving was hard enough, but at least I had the MST3K Turkey Day marathon to help. I don't know of any fun marathons on Christmas.
>>25124779
uh oh what did you do?
>>25124779
Apparently they started showing all the mythbuster episodes a few days ago.
My cousins (6 and 10) come over for Christmas. Usually we watch a movie that I pick out, although I've run out of ideas since Christmas is closer than I thought. Anyone got any suggestions? the last ones we watched were Spirited Away, TTGL and Redline.
probably nothing, I don't even have the money to go drink myself to death
I'm estranged from my family now, and christmas is a family holiday so my friends will likely be doing things with their families, leaving me alone. I don't have cable or anything either so it's not like I can even sit around watching specials or w/e
I'm probably gonna sit in a bar and nurse one drink all night because I only have like 20 bucks until I take some savings out to tide me over until I go back to work
at least I'm not buying anyone presents
>>25125559
>anime
>anime
>autism budget Drive
wow you're a terrible influence
browsing 4chan all day like any other day
>friends
>familiy
>gf
>>25125559
>Nightmare Before Christmas
>A Muppet Christmas Carol
>Die Hard
>A Christmas Story
>8 Crazy Nights
With my parents like I do every year. Christmas is one of the few times of year where I don't feel extremely depressed.
> be the most normal of my autistic friends
> all year try to get them to go out and have a drink or try some MDMA because a taste of the normie lifestyle will motivate us to /self-improve/
> they continuously decline and over the year I become more reclusive, and forget about trying to be normal because nobody wants to try and be normal with me and trying that shit alone is what killed Elliott
> "Hey Anon the holidays are here, we should go to New Years and Christmas parties and have all that fun you wanted to have all year"
> "s-sorry guys I'm not really feeling it, maybe we'll be adventurous next year"
>>25125559
If they like TTGL you could always do another mecha like Gunbuster/Diebuster.
>>25121715
the usual
crying
>>25125440
I don't have cable.
>>25126026
You have Internet, far better than Cable.
Go watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>25121715
Attempting suicide again or just getting high.
>>25121715
you know what?
>buy few can foods
>fill up atleast 8 l of water
>get a spoon
>eat food and drink water
>wellthatsmydinner.jpg
>be as long as can front of computer
>and avoid social contacts
>be uploading stuff so i can free up hdd space
>play vidya gaems
>only female person stimulus must be had from waifu
pretty good actual
i hate people
>>25125620
redline is closer to speed racer than drive
>>25121715
Alone and working.
>>25125559
Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki
>>25121715
Not as a cute lesbian in Japan going on a date with another cute lesbian.
I will bake myself a nice cake and eat it all alone while masturbating to cute anime girls.
>>25126250
what flavour
nice awoo btw
>>25126291
Black Forest gateau.
>>25126338
sounds yummy
>>25126457
It's the first time I'm gonna try it so it will most likely look very bad. But at least it will taste good... probably.
>>25126250
>>25126457
Digging these new awoos for my folder famalam.
>>25121784
Calling us losers with an anime reaction GIF, nice try fgt
>>25126488
acnekun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8vEnDQcRw
>>25126535
>tfw no peahcy bro
With my family. Headed home with my daughter tomorrow, parents will be happy to see us.
>>25121715
Well, I have a funeral to go to that's going to be overly emotional and then I'll be spending Christmas eve/Christmas with my wholly insufferable father's side of the family.
They're a bunch of pretentious pieces of shit that try to level with you even though you know it's fake. Not to mention, they're your typical upper middle class/middle class white guilt liberals.
I just cannot stand to be around my father's side of the family, so I'm gonna try and skip out on Christmas eve and Christmas.
So, it's looking like it's going to be a shitty fucking Christmas.
At first I was gonna spend it with my mom and her bf but right now I dont think I want that, so alone I guess.
I'm finally getting that 12 gauge shotgun I've always wanted.
Fast and easy suicide, here I come!
>>25124511
>Implying you know how to get a girl to open her legs
It's like fat people giving weight loss tips
Broke and alone hopefully i have beer
There's a 60 year old welfare landwhale trying to seduce my dad, and offered Christmas dinner and mentioned a present for me. The present will probably be shit since she doesn't know me, but we're poor as fuck and a real meal sounds worth suffering through her shit.
>Few months ago
>She got a lapband
>Expected to get skinny
>She's still fat
>Her alcoholic orbiter died a few weeks ago
>Now she's trying to wind her way in with my dad
>He's disgusted by her girth even though he's fat, and he's still obsessed with his whore oneitis
>She calls him up, invites him over a while back
>Says she wants to talk to him in private
>"I've got something really important to tell you, but I don't know how you'll feel about it."
>It's fucking obvious that she's about to confess to him
>"Well then you should probably just keep it to yourself."
>"O-okay."
>She still calls him all the time and he just dodges the call or plays along
>He's actually fucking friendzoned her
It's sort of hilariously painful to watch.
>>25127750
Awesome dad. I thought this was going to be a sad/rage story.
>>25127600
Looks like you got triggered, scumlord.
>>25124511
No, I just want to show her that I truly love her.
>>25127822
I can give you one of those kyohai. He's fucking beta as all hell and most people here would probably call him a cuck too.
>His ex daughter-in-law gets drugged by her husband
>She becomes an insane NEET with her mother, his ex-wife
>Who divorced him because he was an addict at the time, 20 years ago
>His company starts doing really well
>He offers to help pay all of their living expenses so his ex-wife can "help their daughter" with her mental issues
>Also asks her to save some of it since he's retarded with money and doesn't trust banks
>Gives 3k+ a month for 2 years
>Even begrudgingly pays for a lawyer so his insane ex-daughter-in-law can coach her daughter into saying that her father molested her
>Even when I was scraping pennies in college before dropping out because we couldn't afford it
>For a while, he almost got to pretend to be a family again, meeting his "grandchildren" for holidays and shit
>His company goes under
>He asked if she saved any of his money
>"T-times got really tough"
>To top it all off, she and her family no longer even bother to text him
>For 3 months he was still included in their group text where they never talked to him and he never said anything
>"Well you don't know what I put her though back then."
He finally got pissed when they came down to our part of the state and didn't tell him so he could see his "grandchildren". He got over it way too quickly though.
