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Hey robots, what do you want right now ? Anything goes, from sexual fetishes to suicide. Tell me. I just want to be sitting in the bench of pic related while smoking a cig, all calm and quiet while watching the sun raising in the sky and then fall asleep and never wake up.
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a hug from someone who loves and respects me
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>>25121690
I want a GTX 980ti x2 and a 3440x1440 monitor so my vidya will look better.
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I WISH FOR A BETTER BENCH THEN THE ONE OP HAD, WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS
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I want a gf who cares for me, basically a role reversal relationship, but it'll never happen no matter how much I hope.
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>>25121716
Do you want it from a girl in particular or just from a friend ?
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>>25121690

>I'd like this headache to go away
>student loans paid
>someone to go buy groceries for me today
>better cooking skills
>new receiver and floorstanding speakers with a sub
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>>25121690
I want my oneitis.
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I really want anime to be real.
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I want to wake up in the body of a girl
Also someone who can make me feel cared for and safe while I love them with everything that I am would be amazing as well
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I'd really like to ride a bike right now.
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I want answers to the many questions that haunt me in my sleep, thx depression.
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A girlfriend, as always.
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I wanna get fit
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i want whiskey
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i want my balls to stop itching
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>>25121690
My NEETbux back.
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either death or someone to trade this shitty $50 giftcard that i cant even use because the stores arent in my town for real money

gift cards are fucking shit whats the point of them
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I wanna fix my teeth and jaw and to stop balding.
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>>25121690
I want my foreskin back.
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I just want the happening to occur already so I can attain a more honorable death that an exit bag.

>inb4 that's retarded, deluded and is never going to happen

I already fucking know that you faggot.
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I want to sit atop the highest mountain and let the cold embrace me until death comes to take me away.
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I want her to love me back.

>>25121717
And this.
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I want to eat something because if I start drinking now on an empty stomach, my liver is going to implode.

Also I wanna masturbate desudesu
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I want a girlfriend, anyone want to be my egf and talk for a little while and tell each other cute things... Yeah as I'm typing this I'm ashamed of my self
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I just want everything to be okay. I just want to be safe and live the rest of my life with peace and marijuana.
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>a new Star Trek series, set in the original universe (no Jew Jew fuckery), with occasional cameos from the cast of TNG/DS9/maybe some of the cooler characters from Voyager
but this will never happen. if there is a new Trek series, it will be set in the new universe, and it will suck
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>>25123321
What's wrong with that, it's to keep all the autistic fanboys from raging when there are twists and changes in character and plot
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>>25123431
because the new world sucks, visually, conceptually, philosophically, it's just a bog standard action movie setting.
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>>25121690
be born as a girl with my current personality and get saved by someone. Just anyone.
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I want to live in a lake cabin in the woods all by myself with internet and a steady income without working, so I never have to be bothered by anyone or anything.
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for the pain to go away
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I've already given up the hope of finding a qt and all that bullshit.

All I want now is a shitload of cash, parties with kilos of coke and bitches with fake tits. I'm a guy who never had shit, this christmas will be without presents, I'm tired of this shit.

What I want more than the first thing is to an hero.
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I want to be in a school setting where I truly belong.

I fucking love school, I do, its too bad that I was always too timid to make friends and participate in anything. Also I'm kind of incompetent.
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I also want this plot of land http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/982-E-Cotati-Ave-Cotati-CA-94931/96053457_zpid/ , a passenger rail car, and enough money to turn it into a pub
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>>25121734
what's with robots wanting role reversal gfs?

do you guys seriously want to be a beta and have a gf who's just a new mom that touches your dick
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Money, Memory on the level of a computer with fast search capabilities, Regaining my trust for women since that's the only reason I'm not fucking left and right.
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>>25122965
Do 10 pushups now
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I want a safe home with my qt3.14 where we can shut the world out
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I want to have the capacity to TAS my life. (Video game technique that makes the player able to see the game frame per frame) whenever i wanted so i could do amazing stuff.
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>>25124578
I want access to the console, then I can CoC anywhere and player.additem myself into great wealth
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Could I join you, anon?
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I just want to quit school, I don't feel like it's for me at all. I just want to write.
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I want to finish up my contribution to a simple library of a certain company, port it to another language and then send in my application and get a job there.

There is nothing I want more than that, losing my job has cost me dearly in self esteem and getting a new one in a very cool company and making money to comfortably live with my gf and help my parents financially would make me much less depressed.

I've been procrastinating for days now and the job ad will be gone soon though.
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>>25121690
I wish I had someone that I could spend all my time with and take care of and make happy and talk to about all my problems and they could talk to me about all of theirs and we'd be together forever and even if life really sucks we'd have each other and we'd never be alone or leave each other and we'd be the most important people in the world to each other.
So, a gf I guess
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>>25121690
a real life
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>>25126277
Either that or a gun so I can shoot myself. Either or.
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I want to kill my parents (to spare myself further torment) and my little sister (to spare her from the trauma of having lost a brother and both parents). Then I want to kill a series of people to fuck their bodies to satisfy my fetish, with the blessing of a living gf who will approve of my actions, support me and hold me at night. All of this with no consequences or repurcussions whatsoever.

I know this sounds extremely edgy but I've had a fucked up life and I'm obsessed with correcting it.
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>>25121690
I wish I was in New Orleans with my boyfriend and two best friends. That's all I want.

I'm going in March though, so at least I have that to look forward to.
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I want motivation
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i could go for some pizza rn
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>>25121741
anyone really, as long as it was genuine

although most males would probably consider it gay and not want to do it
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I want to die, since that's the only realistic wish I have left.
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Heroin lol
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I want to get rid of the tfwnogf feels. I lived contently without it for years and only started feeling it a month ago. Coincidentally, it is when I gave up porn and started fapping less often. There's a pit in my chest that wants to be filled.
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At this moment, I just want to get home to my laptop and Vidya.

Cloud's been out in Smash 4 for days and I wanna get in on that shit.
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>>25123149
That's really beautiful.
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>>25121690
I just want to fall asleep and never wake up, watching the sunset would be a nice bonus but certainly not necessary.
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Right now im saving up some money so I can do a couple climbing expeditions and camping around the US.

Probably going to end up living with my cousin for a bit in seattle while I climb mount rainier and get some more glacial experience. Maybe couchsurf with some friends in colorado and climb some 14ers. Not exactly sure what the plan is, but I just wanna get my ass to the top of some mountains to see some stuff that 99.9999% of human beings will never see in person.

Mountaineering is a dangerous sport, but I mean I want to be dead anyways so I might as well do something fun and if I die then my family wont have to live with the thought of me committing suicide.
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>>25127092
is it bad I can identify that as medium Domino's pizza just at a glance
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>>25121915
Does being male bodied cause you phsyical duress during your every day life? Is this something you've felt for a while?

If so you might want to start researching if you're trans. Gender dysphoria can't be ignored or it'll get worse.

Take them titty skittles, grow boobs, get soft skin, and find a bf.
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I want my gf to quit smoking. It's disgusting.
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>>25121690
I wish I knew what I want.
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I want to be tall ;_;
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>>25124078
>do you guys seriously want to be a beta and have a gf who's just a new mom that touches your dick
Yes, especially if she tells me I'm a good boy and strokes me hair as I fall asleep.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgoAgYR4584

I want someone to hug me. Just anyone.
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>>25121690
I want you to check out this video, and let the fact that this is -one- guy sink in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qig2gNeawaQ&list=PLP7Omoy5YIBtSejk5YVP2fTztOl8hNPe8&index=1
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>>25121690
i want to have good sushi and finish some tunes
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Even if I live with my family and have friendly co-workers, i'm still really lonely. I just feel like whatever I do is pointless because I don't matter to anyone.
I'd like to have someone else to talk to on a personal level, instead of putting up this facade all the time. Specially during the holidays, it's hell facing your family's constant interrogation on why you're single or if you've met any girls.

Honestly I think it doesn't matter what I do next, I feel like something in my core being makes incompatible with girls. If I do meet someone it'll probably be out of pity or her desperation and that's fucking sad, i'm worthless
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That picture reminds me of the first level on the Sims Bustin Out on PS2

I want to be at our cabin, going for a walk in twilight, listening to the sounds of nature and sharing ideas and thoughts with my oneitis.
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>>25123993
I want this anon to have a good christmas somehow :3

I want everyone here to get what they want
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>>25127291
That image made me laugh, thanks anon.
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I want control of a small town or county. Where I can institute capital puishment, and use my own fully functional guillotine.
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>>25126172
You didn't mentionned anyone, so I guess you're talking about OP (me) so , i don't know what kinda person you are, but if I can die peacefully, that's what matters to me, so you're welcome.
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>>25127115
Im a man and i never refused a hug from a bro. So, I don't know where you are right now ,but... Yeah... I'd hug you if i could.
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>couple loaves of wheat cottage bread from Smith's
>Jif Natural PB + honey
>local strawberry preserves
>tall glass of cold milk
>package of double stuf oreos
>the parts to finish my new computer
>a second job
>zoloft
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I want to leave my family behind and become a better person.
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>>25121690
get a job , save some money , play vidya , fuck my mom and move out
im normal right?
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>>25121690
the sweet cold release of death's icy hand.
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>>25121690
A beer.
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>>25122991
Menthol baby powder or lotion depending on whether it's because they are dry or always wet.
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>>25121690
Are you dissatisfied with the state of society? Do you feel that people are too divided against eachother?

I have the answer. The answer is MJOLNR. A global brotherhood of mankind, blind to what earthly things divide us, seeing only a glorious future.

We stand divided, when we must come together and bring others into our fold to see the light. To do this, my brothers, you must go out into the world and find weak-minded people. Those who, like you, are frightened and feel like they have no true home.

Tell them that they can join the brotherhood and have wholesome lives, under one condition. Reject your former faith/political view/sexuality, take the oath, and promise to bring other faithless ones into the brotherhood.

Wherever you may be, there is work to be done. If you find the cause worthy, begin recruiting, and use the symbol of MJOLNR as your mark. Use any memes necessary.
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>>25121690
Relief from my hangover and constipation
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>>25121690
I want to understand the meaning of life and then die in peace, also, OP, this way of dyong seems just perfect to me.
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>>25131606
water will help your constipation and cure your hangover
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I want to break free from depression
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i really want to die sleeping
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I want to man up and cut my throat in front of the mirror
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>>25121690
I want to graduate and be done with undergrad.

I'm sick of the drama and other social bullshit. "It will get better in college" is a meme. If anything, it's the same shit from high school with a pseudointellectual cloak.
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I want a keg of beer and some poptarts so bad.
I also want a gun to kill myself once I start to sober up.
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>>25121690
I just want my friends back. We come from a town that seems to be stuck in the 90's. It's not as great as it sounds. The whole place reeks of apathy and ignorance, and I've seen too many of my friends fall into the traps of complacency in mediocrity on one hand and intense drug abuse on the other. I made it out but it seems my town breeds people who just can't survive anywhere else. I just want my friends back.
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I just need somebody to tell me they care, that I'm loved.

(By Big Boss, if possible.)
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>>25128401
fuck the blend is perfect. this is amazing.
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I just want some friends who legitimately care about me and want to hang out occasionally.
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I just want to find out if real romantic love is what I need to make myself whole, or if I need to search somewhere else.

I can't waste 25 years looking for love if it's not my answer.
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>>25121690
I want to freakin master "Aces High" on Guitar the lead guitar ofc because of the juicy solo
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I want more drugs
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To wander from town to town doing fetch quests and odd jobs for a bit of money or some food so I can wander into the next village. Rinse and repeat.
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>>25121716
>>25127115
this
>tfw i'm probably half a world away from any anon that could help
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>>25121690
In descending order of priority:
>R9 R390 etc. for 1080p PC build
>motivation
>sigzpack
>female orbiters
>occupation
>economical safety
>sex life
>quirky sex
>2+ fwb
>submissive qt gamer into anime Katya gf
>climb the underground pyramid of society's control
>become the final boss of Illuminati
>make sure there are only qt girls and tall men so suffering manlet is history
>fund a successful project that lets people transfer to another Solar System
>return some video tapes about this awesome movie

Just this much desu, excluding last one it'd be the ideal life. But I'm too lazy to pull it off at all.
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>>25133412
jah feel
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>>25121690
Somewhere to live
Or suicide
Or a bus ticket to the west coast
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Something worth fighting for. To fulfill a great leader's ambitions or to lead a people to greatness. I just want a purpose.
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