How do I make my tinder profile not be terrible?
Don't include a joke.
Maybe just have no description.
>>25121446
tindertender
>>25121454
ahhh jeez, i'm not attractive at al though. self-depreciating comedy is all i got senpai
>>25121466
Well it's just fucking pathetic in my opinion.
It certainly won't improve your chances.
>>25121470
should i just get someone else to write it for me? i made a chad friend who said he'll write it for me, but i don't know if i should ask dim
>>25121446
>Searching for a Henrietta to my Steppenwulf
This gets all the pussies wet + you have a explanation for being a sperglord
>>25121646
shit senpai, do you think "deep down i'm really hal incandenza" would work? i don't know our reference, due to me being a fucking pleb.
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot
Read this article. Only the top 20% of men manage to score on tinder. The ones that do only need to say "wanna smash." What you say in your bio is irrelevant. Tinder is ALL about appearance.