Happy Birthday...to me.
Happy Birthday...to me.
>>25121350
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Happy Birthday... to me.
>>25121350
Happy Birthday to you, fellow robot. How old are you? Talk a bit about yourself.
Can you like, die already?
No one cares
>>25121350
Happy birthday, OP!
>>25121387
#rude
Happy Birthday Anon :D
>"can a someone i dont know online tell me happy birthday because no one cares about me in real life?"
>>25121383
24.
I dunno, man.
My birthday is always so close to Christmas, and new years, Its the most hardest part of the year, i'm sure many robots can relate.
I work as a cleaner in office buildings on nightshift, the night seems so lively in the city, full of happy people and the hustle bustle.
I don't particularly like working on the windows so I do them first, then clean the halls in the beginning of the evening.
>>25121390
>>25121406
Thank you. thanks alot.
>>25121387
Ok
>>25121408
Literally, this.
Only robots have wished me happy birthday since 2009.
You probably won't read this, anyway.
>>25121350
jeez man it's my birthday too
>>25121518
I read it.
t. cakeanon (>>25121390)
since fucking 18 i spent these days alone
honestly i'm not that sad or anything
thou when parents asking you where and with what people you've spend that day i'm lying
>>25121547
Ill have a drink to you, anon.
How old do you turn?
>>25121602
27 soon i'll be a true wizard.
>>25121350
>tfw gf insists on being with me for my birthday even though I give 0 shits about it
>>25121350
>still giving a shit
It seems I have ascended past all of you fags. I have not only looked into the abyss, I have merged with it. I am the abyss.
happy birthday OP, remember there's others out there who can still friend you, but unfortunately they never leave the house
>>25121640
You'll never understand why. But you blew my mind just now
>>25122061
Not >>25121640 but please explain
>>25121350
Happy birth-day F A M. :)
>>25121350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHdzVSmkuK
SHUT UP IN THERE, I CAN'T MASTURBATE WITH THIS GOD AWFUL SINGING
Happy birthday familam
>>25121518
Iktf
My birthday is in January
This whole period can go to hell
>>25122166
>>25122213
>>25122257
Thank you, anons. Thank you robots.
>>25121640
What do you think you'll do when you reach wizardhood? Its not that long away.
>>25122260
>This whole period can go to hell
I just try to avoid it, personally.
I try to get jobs during the holiday season, like cleaning or stocktaking etc, to keep me occupied.
>>25121518
Happy birthday anon....
Ohfuck
You have Been temporarely muted beacause youre comment was not original
WTf.jpg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A61DJXU5G8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10TzTQeGV79
>>25121350
YAY HAPPY BIRTJDAY SHITLORD
>>25121350
Holy shit men i also doing birthday i feel you bro
>>25121547
>>25121350
Merry birthdays bros.
Just another week and the suffering will be over for another year.
have a nice one OP
maybe it will get better
Was mine yesterday, the one day I'm constantly reminded I have no friends.
Only another 65 more to go, though.