>3 days of tinder
>used up all my likes again
>only got two matches
>both are fat
i just want to end it.
>>25120523
atleast you got a match. Stop being a picky little bitch. fat girls are hot.
>>25120587
why cant i get a girl like this to be my gf?
>>25120587
No they aren't? Fat is an antonym of hot...
>>25120596
She's probably looking for a Chad, sometimes us robots gotta settle for fat chicks
>>25120619
Deluding yourself helps, who knows if you stick with her long enough she might lose weight for you
>>25120632
Feels bad man, if i had a gf like that i'd be the happiest man in the world. I wouldn't even care if she cheats on me as long as i get to taste her up and down.
In a few hours when i get my likes back, i'm going to like her.
I pray she likes me back.
>>25120523
>one day of tinder
>like 500 swiped
>only match with ugly fat thing that made me feel worse than no matches at all
JUST
>>25120660
That's basically me, mate (OP here).
God knows how many i liked and all i got was two fat women. They haven't even send me a message first so i wont bother.
>>25120642
If you're that desperate chances are she won't like you enough to go out with you again. Doesn't hurt to try though
>pic is my ideal gf
>been obese
>lose weight
>hit gym
>girls say i look unhealthy
>mfw
>>25120675
I'm just going to like... if she hasn't swiped me already i probably wont get a match.
If i don't get a match, i'm going to feel even worse. Shes my dream gf. Everything about her is perfect.
I'd give her my bank account details and let her spend it all (all i have is 6k)
>>25120666
If you actually care then send a message. Girls won't do it unless you're chad like in those fake chad profile trolling threads kek. As for me, I'll never touch Moby's poon even with a thirty-foot dick.
>>25120700
Stop spilling all your spaghetti m8, there's always wizard-hood.
>>25120726
>I'll never touch Moby's poon even with a thirty-foot dick
Neither will i, i'm also tall and skinny. They'd crush me into potato mash.
>>25120731
Life isn't fair man, i hate living. Why couldn't i win the genetic lottery.
Why. Also thinking now an average guy like me has no fucking chance. Hell she probably wouldn't even look in my direction.
>>25120775
Feels bad man, I've only ever had one gf and she cheated on me. These genes shall torture me no longer.
>in b4 cuckio
>>25120825
>I've only ever had one gf
>i've had a gf
i wish i knew that feel, btw who did she cheat on you with?
>>25120755
And then eat you lel
>kinda cute irl
>Look shit in photo's
>>25120523
i feel you m8
>tons of trys
>started picking the ones i've liked
>no results
>starts to likes even abominations
>tons of trys
>one match
>fat nignog stupid af
>uninstalled the fucking shit off my phone
now i thing that tinder is just egoboost roastie sistem, and eventually find the blue cap prince
>>25120841
A good friend of mine. She probably only went out with me to get closer to my friend tbqh.
>>25120885
>now i thing that tinder is just egoboost roastie sistem, and eventually find the blue cap prince
Upon browsing the internet, and visiting forums like bodybuilding they say the same thing. Lots think it's just an app where women go for an ego boost.
They also mention (I'm talking 8-9/10 guys) how women stop talking to the when they set up a date or ask for their number.
>>25120700
Oh man only 5 more hours until i can like her.
>>25120911
yes, probably when the things comes seriously they just cut the shit off, they use it just to improve talking, learn about mans mind, and say "woah im talking with tons of 8-9/10 guys, im hot af", even if they are ridiculously ugly even with filtered pictures
>>25120523
Normalscum here.
Here's an idea: instead of using tinder like a fucking autist and only getting matched with fatties, why don't you try meeting women the normal way?
>>25120967
I don't have any friends, literally zero. I also notice women in real life might look at me but they don't look a second time.
I'm not good looking enough.
>>25120984
Also trying to chat women up while being average and i'll get locked up for being a pervert and harassment.
Only chad can meet women in real life.
You should take better pictures and change your profile, tbhfam
when you're being judged by only your looks and a few words, ya gotta make it count
>>25120999
I look so much uglier in photos then real life, but my current picture is the best i could do.
Honestly.
>>25120984
if you want gf, you literally must become normie. Start talking to random people (both male and female), and become friends with them. It will be cringey and awkward at first,but you will become friends with them. You will get some experience with social interactions and eventually be able to get a gf.
You simply cant go form robot to hazgf in one simple trick, anon. Either go out and start socializing, or give up any hope
>>25121043
Won't work, you think if i go up to some random girl or guy in the mall and talk they will befriend me, give me their mobile number or something?
nigger unless you are 8/10 you wont get shit. Being average or under average and you'll be considered a freak.
>>25120984
>I don't have any friends, literally zero
Find a hobby and meet some friends there. It's much easier to make friends when you're doing something you both enjoy as you have common ground.
>I'm not good looking enough.
You don't need to be good looking to make friends (unless you're hideously deformed, which you're probably not). Just be chill and people will like you.
Once you have friends meeting women is easy as fuck. Women are extremely social creatures. A woman is 100000000x more likely to date you if:
1. Her friends think you're awesome
2. She knows you have your shit together (i.e. are employed and self sufficient)
3. She knows you aren't some weirdo that sits alone at home watching japanese cartoons.
4. She knows you have interesting social hobbies.
It's almost like magic desu.
>>25120996
>Also trying to chat women up while being average and i'll get locked up for being a pervert and harassment.
Real life isn't tumblr.
>Only chad can meet women in real life.
Actually it's the other way around, only chad really has a chance online. That's because online it's all about looks. In real life it's much more about your social status.
>>25121066
Just be yourself man. Put yourself out there. Join a club. Walk like a god, and your goddess will come to you.
Get out there and live life.
>>25121078
>>25121077
Join what fucking club? i don't have hobbies outside of exercising (running).
I've had a few jobs, where i thought people were my friends. But they never invited me anywhere or gave me their number.
>>25121011
have you tried taking a picture with a dog? girls like that apparently
>>25121106
No, but why cant these women give me a fucking chance and swipe right then ask me about my self? These women will later complain they are only used for sex and get cheated on.
>>25121106
>make a fake girl tinder
>every guy on there has a photo of them either hiking, with their dog, or with a fish they caught
>>25121114
Because tinder isn't an app for dating. It's for judging someone on a single photo and what they say in a few words.
Shallow as fuck and designed for roasties to get laid by Chad.
>>25121114
because even fattys are inundated with thirsty guys messaging them.
they can choose the creme of the crop. If you don't can't their attention in the first few seconds, you're fucked
>>25121078
It doesn't work like that, people will gossip about you, people will start to go "ugh" and dismiss everything you say from them on, you could literally say the exact same thing a charismatic Chad would, tell a funny joke or something, and they would still twist everything you say and find a way to make it seem like you're a twat, just because you're the one who said it. You become less of a human being and more of a nuisance, a character, kind of the same way racists in the old south reduced black people to uncle toms and whatnot.
If you were drowning and all they had to do to save your life was toss you a lifesaver, they wouldn't bother, they would say "oh it is just anon the twat" and let you die. All this because you are a little autistic and don't know how to conform. Humans are panicket animals "ermegehrd he has an unfashionable haircut, ah don't like em different types, treat him like a subhuman, bully him into subhuman social status tee hee we're so edgy".
Sentimentalism is the only morality of the normy and if they have no natural sentiment for you you're fucked.
>>25121148
It's disgusting how quick they are to back-stab you, even if you can hear it they will talk shit about you.
And people wonder why kids shoot up places.
>>25121077
>1. Her friends think you're awesome
>2. She knows you have your shit together (i.e. are employed and self sufficient)
>3. She knows you aren't some weirdo that sits alone at home watching japanese cartoons.
>4. She knows you have interesting social hobbies.
well i been here watching bleach, getting drunk af, get fired from job, not joining any club or whatever, so no friends to see the raw diamond here
i-im gona make it? i think im pretty fugd up familio
>>25121077
>hobbies
why do normies keep saying this
like Stacy is going to give a shit if you like to make furniture
>7th week on tinder
>3 matches
>2 unmatched
>1 was a norman advertising her instagram
feels bad
>>25121175
What will stacey think of my Nazi memorabilia?
>match up with 6/10
>send her a message
>tfw she still hasn't replied
Fml pham I think I might as well quite this shitty app
how good looking does one have to be for the female to initiate the conversation?
>>25120523
well that sucks senpai
>>25121330
underwear model or better
>>25121378
>underwear model or better
H-how high is that from a 4/10?
>>25121386
better than 80% of all the guys she sees
>>25121386
dont try to understand it senpai, it just will hurt you 2bh
>using Tinder
>only getting blown out roasties that have ruined their vaginas from 24/7 usage of 12 inch turbo dildos
why, why can't i find a cute girl that hasn't turned her muff into a tubesock
>>25121407
No wonder i only got 2 matches and they were fat. And yet women say were the picky ones.
Don't worry OP you're not missing much. Even when you get them going they're so wishy washy with their life. I've only matched with 8 or so in 2 days.. all the same. Either no response or shit responses even if you're witty and try to make them smile. Don't worry about it buddy. They're just browsing tinder.
>all these faggots with shit lives.
>no job
>no friends
>no hobbies
>no interests
>no self esteem
>can't talk to girls in real life
>think that an app is going to get them a gf
Why do people think they can cut corners and use an online dating app/service to find a girl who wants to share in their shit life?
Online dating is garbage and its full of shit people, men and women.
It's the worst possible way for anyone who doesn't have model-tier good looks to find someone to go out with them, because it relies entirely on photos. If you don't have god-tier photos that either show you being extremely handsome, or doing something very interesting, then you might as well not even bother.
These services are flooded with desperate betas who are too scared to talk to girls in real life, and you're one of them. Your level of actual direct competition is far higher online than it would be if you just talked to a girl in real life. If you can't talk to girls in real life, then why the fuck are you doing online dating when the POINT is to get girls to meet you in real life? Bypass it completely and talk to girls.
If you do match with a girl, you somehow have to make a positive impression on her using nothing but cold hard text. Any actual advantages the average male might have in seducing a woman via their charm, charisma, wit, personality, or any other trait, cannot be adequately represented in this medium. Girls can stop talking at any time for no apparent reason, and girls can agree to go out with you and then completely flake because you're nothing but some text on a screen to them.
You're choosing to play a game where you have zero advantages, all because you feel far more safe and comfortable spamming messages online. Stop it.
Fix your life, then start looking for someone to share it with you.
>>25121555
shut up faggot too long didnt read
>>25121480
If I were a girl my vagina would have sealed itself shut as I read your shit message.
>>25121171
its your choice, senpai. live like a shit, die like a shit. you have noone else to blame than yourself
>>25121555
I'll be deleting my tinder probably after my next set of likes, or until i get to like this girl; >>25120596
If i dont get a like back i dont know what i'll do.
>>25121639
fuck off, who sayd its bad?, go back to the normie hole you came from, you piece of shit
>4 weeks of tinder
>60+ matches
>90% are 8/10 or better
>never message them
Life could be better if i wasnt such a faggot about starting conversations.
Tinder is ridiculous. I was sitting with a totally average girl one night that I knew and we both started wiping through tinder to see how different it is for guys and girls.
Literally every time she swipes right
>You matched!
Then I swiped right around 20 times to make a point
>like 2 hours later
>one new match
Every time you talk to a girl on tinder she has another 20 matches lined up trying to talk to her too
>a qt superliked me late at night
>saying hi never works
>open up with "fuck marry kill: me, ryan gosling, me"
>get unmatched immediately
I don't know how this works
>>25122036
someone probably superliked you as a joke. eg someone took her phone or something.
A week in
2 likes.
1 bot.
Other declined as we matched
Ugly ass motherfucker
>>25121900
There's a chrome extension that swipes right on every female in your geographical area to maximize your chances of a match.
Men on all dating services always cast their nets wide. Either by swiping right on Tinder, or by spamming copy-pasted messages on OKC or similar services.
God I know tinder is so fucking annoying, constant messages from thirsty shit/10's
>>25122036
Should've got with hi you utter retard
>>25122145
Why do you come here to boast?
>>25122145
... More and more...
>>25122145
Charge your phone senpai, also Beth has a nice horse
>>25122158
not him but so many bitches put stuff like "dont say hi or ill unmatch you" etc.. on their profiles.
>>25122168
>>25122145
Life is suffering lads..
>>25122168
>>25122145
>>25122176
thanks for making me feel worse. Fuck it I'm deleting my profile.
>>25122176
Pffft check mine out.
>>25122182
lel, kill yourself anon
Shall I keep dumping or? Literally just scrolling
>girls with dating profile pictures that have TWO girls in them.
WHICH FUCKING ONE ARE YOU?
>>25122207
Phone... fucking charge it you autistic cunt
>>25122199
I would if i had the guts, i have a P226 here that's more then capable of blowing my brains all over the wall. Life sucks when you are only average, fuck this world.
I get more bitter as each day passes.
Fucking sluts, I just want to be comfy
>>25120523
3 days isn't a lot. Try doing it for a whole month.
Also, stop having standards. It's almost like you aren't... like you aren't even a robot...
>>25122246
Shit, didn't expect that response, I'm sorry Anon, I know how you feel, I guess things get better one day just gotta hang in there.
It just goes on and on and on, I have the opposite problem to you fellas.. I get so many people Talking to me I can't focus on one person
>>25122267
Your biggest problem is your inability to charge your fucking phone
A few of them are pretty nice desu, might have to go through them a bit later find a few decent ones
Gonna stop now but it goes on forever
>>25122267
Talk to the women whose name start with A to M now, the rest tomorrow
>>25122300
Your a cunt, how can you let your phone get that fucking low
>>25122300
More pics of Jade?
>>25122209
the ugly one
>want to try tinder just to see what kind of girls would swipe right on my face
>scared of people who knew me seeing me on there
desu senpai
>>25122312
Hungover and don't want to move tbqh
I've come to the conclusion long ago that online dating is good for fapping but that't basically it. The chances of actually encountering a decent woman let alone meet her in person are so abysmally low, it's not even funny anymore.
I'm moderately attractive to women and i've played the numbers game for years now online. It just doesn't work out.
Of course you get the occassional bipolar bitch that takes an interest in you and chats for a while but as soon as she feels she got everything she wanted from you emotionally she will just move on to the next chad without any forewarning. Fuck women in general.
>>25122145
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>>25122168
>>25122176
>>25122207
>>25122252
>>25122267
>>25122282
>>25122300
Make a troll account and populate it with candid photos of a male model, and you too can have results like this.
And this is because the entire system relies on photos. If you don't have top-tier grade-A photos then you might as well fucking drop your phone down a well
>>25122336
I hope your phone dies
Yes I went there
>>25122300
Show ur profile, chad
>>25122381
this is my actual account btw, not a troll that would be utterly pointless.. how would you explain once you meet them to fuck?
>>25121900
>make fake female tinder account
>literally put name as David and ugly picture of male bangladesh friend
>phone won't stop exploding from new match notifications
Women live life on easy mode.
>>25122396
*your
Fucking dumbass
>>25122422
Fite me fgt
>>25121077
Jesus christ fucking kill yourself, I do not come to /r9k/ to hear this " b urself" bullshit. You can't make friends if you havent already in school. Join a hobby club, it's full of married old men and even if you do you are still ugly and autistic, girls will still hate you.
>>25121555
I actually agree with you that online dating isn't as beta friendly as people think. However it's not like we ever had any success in real life so the advice to "talk to girls instead" is redundant. I don't even know any girls IRL
its not fair l
>>25122300
dubs aswell.. some people get all the luck
>>25122613
Yep being ugly fucking sucks,
kekky
Post your about mes senpai.
>>25121555
>tfw this is 100% true
>>25122246
>life sucks when you are only average
I wish I could hug you, nowadays if you are only average, it's literally the same as being bottom of the barrel
>average face
Forget the pretty girls you'll have scraps if you are lucky
>average height
manlet
>average dick size
You'll be mocked your masculinity torn apart and probably cucked.
There is no end to this nightmare
>>25120523
bahh tinder sucks
>upload my best pics
>get about 7 matches
>one of them is this qt 3.14
>talk to her for some days, conversation flows nicely
>ask her out, she says she is not sure, and is not ready to meet up
>keep talking to her about everything
>e-stalk her a bit, find out a youtube video she did with a friend
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS BEYOND ADORABLE way out of my league
>at the end of the video, ex-boyfriend appears briefly,.. fucking 10/10 (even i was impressed) guitar & arts chad
welp im out, the robot from the other thread was right, i was serving as a sort of emotional tampon.
>>25122330
me and my life as well 2bh. Either they swipe, the next tine we see each other we would probably have to mention it somehow. I don't have enough charisma or people I know to survive avoiding forever something like that.
>>25120523
I don't use tindr, what does getting a match even mean? Does it mean the person you swiped right on, swiped right on you too?
On a scale of 1-10, how badly have I fucked up?
>>25125256
are you the one with 99 at the end? if so shes into you keep it up
>>25125408
No I'm the other one.
>>25125453
99 seems bored but you still have a chance of bringing it back
good luck tango
>>25125543
Ah, I'll just give up on that one.
Rip
