I'm 27 and a virgin. When do I get my free bf?
Are you a girl?
>bloxbloxblox original blox
honestly as a sadly non virgin male (long story, lost our virginities to each other and were going to marry but she left me out of nowhere), my only requirement for a life partner is virginity.
Maybe you should stop being so mean to all of the boys, Flavia
If you are reading this and you are a human female and you are within anything like reasonable distance from my city I will hang out with you and honk your boobs free of charge.
Sage for 500 thirsty beta orbiter replies.
>>25120483
I know of nothing but sage.
you'd have to lose weight
>>25120483
As soon as you lose 150 lbs.
>>25121081
>>25121132
I am of normal weight.
When you pick one
>>25120483
We're Christmas cakes (or I for one am a male equivalent if there's any).
You don't. You are eternally doomed, mere mortal.
>>25121300
Yeah I remember that the day I turned into a christmas cake I made a thread about it and it got no replies.
OP, if you want a boyfriend, I could be your boyfriend. So, now is when.
>>25121265
i don't believe you, post pictures
>>25121288
here's the right answer
roastie hamplanet begging for a boyfriend hurrr durrrrrr
post pics to prove me wrong
>>25121265
Do you even bother trying to talk to people?
I'm the same age, but an actual landwhale and men have still been interested the couple times I've posted a picture. You should be able to get one no prob in this thread alone if you really wanted and weren't just being a goof.
>>25121485
The reason I don't have a bf is because I don't have any social skills. As far as I'm concerned it's a myth that you just can to sit there and wait for prince charming to save you. I've been literally told that I'd be too much work to deflower.
>>25121548
>being a goof.
where did you get this term from
>>25121562
My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>25120483
>>25121559
>fat hamplanet that can't be bothered to change
you realise if you actually werent a fatass all you'd have to do is sit on a bench and some pseudo-chad would approach you?
>>25121548
ummm so have you posted pics yet in this thread or what? You claim to not be overweight so fucking do it. You will instantly have 100+ online beta orbiters if true
Become a Wizard in 3 years unless you're a girl in which case kill yourself.
>>25121802
Chads only want cooperative stacies. They don't have time for losers.
I'm not even the worst-case scenario. I've been friends with several lonely but attractive girls that were never approached in even a platonic context because they are shy and reserved. I was their only friend. Normies suck.
>>25121920
your... your really cute...
>>25121929
That totally looks like a dude
>>25121920
>perflat
As soon as you accept this skillless permaNEET into your life
>>25121939
And that is a problem for what reason?
>>25121920
Did pic get deleted because camwhoring?
>>25121954
nobody wants to get trapped. /b/ is not IRL.
yeah eagerly awaiting pics of OP not being a fat piece of shit....
>>25122005
She posted a pic. Not fat, but also could have been a pic of literally anyone. Pic got deleted and I'm assuming OP got banned for camwhoring.
>>25121920
flav pls post face
>>25122064
>OP got banned for camwhoring
Since when is that a thing?
came back to see if there's a pic posted and YOU KNOW WHAT THERE'S NO PIC!!! Yeah I guess OP is a a super-ogre (which is honestly fine! because all us bro-bots life in female super-ogre status constantly.)
Prove you are a horrid disfigured valueless bitch or you are not one of us, 'fembot'. If you are in the slightest bit attractive you have hordes of beta orbiters waiting for you
