>Gee anon, why'd you get me a beer THIS BIG?! You think I'm an alcoholic or something? ha ha ha
>>25119856
I didn't choose the size of the mug
Ask the waiter or something, Jesus Stacy. Stop trying to be funny all the time
>>25119856
HOW BIG IS YOUR BEER?
>>25119856
That's a big beer.
>>25119856
How else am I supposed to get you to fuck me? ha ha ha
More is better, right? Come on, this is America!
>>25119877
Is it like the ocean ?!
>>25119856
If you could take a dick as big as Demarcus' the other then you can drink this beer fucking hell
You're the worst gf ever
>awkwardly stare until her smile is gone and spend the rest of the evening in silence
>post on r9k that all women are sluts who only want Chad because of his looks and personality doesn't matter, I have a great personality
>>25119856
I'm an alcoholic and I want you to get sick after half of it, then offer the rest to me so that I get more drunk and thus enjoy your company.
You don't want me to get sober, do you?
this meal comes with a free ambulance ride you dumb fucking bitch
>>25119856
this is a half liter, whicj is the normal serving size here. if you wanted a smaller one why didnt you say so you roastie slut ?
>>25119856
I'd tell Jimmy Fallon to appreciate the beer I just bought his drag-dressing ass.
>>25119929
>Implying women would ever let a sub 8 take them out
Women don't care about your personality btw
