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2015-12-20 07:47:30 Post No. 25118819
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2015-12-20 07:47:30
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Is this still a greentext board? I cringe-tarded myself with my oneitis pic related recently and I thought you frogs might relate.
>divorce, get fit and confident, plan on dicking hoes down.
>Fall in True Love at First Sight as usual, lose all interest in sex or dating with anyone else
>Volunteer multiple times a week for MONTHS trying to befriend this beener beauty
>She laughs really loud which makes my dick + heart tingle
>Walks dinosaur.
>Shower, dress good, shave neckbeard, smile every day at her place of work where I volunteer, a classy soul food soup kitchen
>she is a good woman. short. big ass. would make a good wife, cook and treat you right. I
>Being somewhat robotic cyborg, don't know how to make friends / ask her out.
>One day say "We should be friends!" and give her a copy of a stupid book I wrote.
>Find out it's her last day of work :(
>Run home and wrap up a stuffed animal that I cherished, my Lizard Morris, and wrote her a love note telling her she was "beyond beautiful" and gay stuff like like that.
>Expect to either have her email me back "Not interested" or "I'm mairried asshole", or "So where are you taking me out to? <3 <3 <3"
>Silence
>...silence
>check spam folder... nope.
>Weeks later I discovered the eye of Morris, which must have popped out the moment I zipped him up in the package, which for some reason I found immensly crushing and one of the cringe-iest moments in recent years. It just made me re-think my technique with the ladies. I had him for 5 years, but the last second as I give him his eye pops out. I gave her a velveteen fucking lizard. It just made the whole dispray even more shamefur.
>yep, that's the end of my frog-ass weeb gay love-from-afar secret admirer fag robot loser story.
Moral: Chad would have just casually asked her out for lunch.
