>see sister still up
>think to myself "don't you wagecucks have to be up in the morning"
>except I actually said this out loud
>she goes "what"
>"o-oh nothing..."
>walk back to my room
This place is poisoning me
Anyone else feeling like they browse 4chan a bit too much?
I called my grandma a nigger
How is this not an oc
>>25117049
Anon I'm at the point where most of my dreams these days involve me browsing this board.
I'm far gone. Turn back while you still can.
>>25117094
I called my grandma a nigger
>>25117112
>>25117094
And no i-L trick either. You didn't think it through.
>>25117049
I regularly call people cucks out loud when I'm shopping at the supermarket.
I've said chicken tendies instead of chicken tenders many times. It just flows so well
>>25117094
I swear to god somebody posted that exact thing like circa 2009 but I'm probably crazy
>>25117731
The ROBOT900[01] database has been reset a couple of times, not even counting moot's disabling it totally.
/fit/ subconsciously replaced the word jealous in my vocabulary with jelly. I have to force myself to say jealous if the word comes up so I try to avoid it when possible.
>>25117049
>working in a deli
>some hipster looking Indian kid comes in
>can't stop grinning because I'm screaming "poo in loo" in my head
>>25117187
I said tendies and someone just looked and me and said did you really just say tendies?
>wake up heavily sedated after major surgery
>call nurse a big fat nigger in front of my mom
>>25118553
>Ordering McDonalds at a drive through with mommy
>Ordered extra ketchup packets
>Guy didn't put them in the bag
>Say "Get me some more ketchup wagecuck. Mr. Goldstein will cut your pay if you don't. Tick Tock"
>Guy just stares at me
>Mommy stares at me
>Whisper "p-please can I have some ketchup"
>He gives them to me
>>25119657
>forced conversation with a random wagecuck who hates his job
>actually say "oh well, another day, another dollar"
>he accepts it as encouragement
>>25117049
>be on a bus
>see someone outside of it wearing a Linking Park t-shirt and a fedora
>crawling.png
>can't hold it
>laugh my ass off while I'm still looking at him in the eyes
>the whole bus looks at me
I even like them a bit ffgs
>indian wagecuck giving me my soda
>starts talking about his life
>all I'm thinking in my head is that poo in the loo pajeet is a wagecuck
>>25117049
This is a funny post.
>>25119764
So is this.
>>25117049
No, I'm not retarded.
The robot is annoying as fuck.
>Driving to work on Monday.
>Driving slow because 1)don't really want to go and 2)boss is a bro so he doesn't care if I show up at 8 AM on the dot.
>See car tailing me.
>Slow down even more.
>Say to myself "stay mad, wagie."
>normie roommates ask if I want to see Star Wars with them this weekend
>without thinking I reply "No thanks, place will be filled with normies"
>"What's a normie?"
>"Uhh...j-just geek lingo for loud people and I want to see Star Wars in a quiet theater"
I've started to REEE at work when I get annoyed. Think I have used the word "Normie" while drunk as well
>friends gf looks at me and says isn't anime just for weird virgins
>"fuck off normal scum nigger"
>friend just started laughing and she got super pissed cause feminist
>>25119764
I think pretty much every wagecuck accepts their life is a nightmare.
You didn't rape her get out normie
>>25118185
Normies embraced jelly
>about to play league with friend
>friend's friend wants to join
>ok
>he asks if his gf can play too
>fine, whatever
>loud cunt wont stop talking
>I gank her lane, we get the kill but she dies
>starts bitching, says it's was my fault
>"wow I can actually hear the roastie flapping"
>EXCUSE ME?!
>straight up leaves, her bf to
>friend losing his shit the entire time
>>25123101
Yes
>tfw have to work all day on Christmas
>>25123444
I wish I worked on Christmas, then I wouldn't have to attend the forced social gatherings.
>>25119632
This is a real fear.
>>25119657
>at work
>"ok anon this is Issac Goldberg, your new colleague, mind showing him the ropes?"
>have to stop myself grinning and rubbing my hands together
I have actually started to say "top Kek" to myself whenever something funny happens
I don't say actual memes out loud in person but I do find myself assuming that when I say anything, I'll be met with typical 4chan responses and not actual normal people things, and sometimes I pre-emptively get upset.
Like, I was talking to a buddy about video games, and got pissed off before I was done my own first sentence because I figured shit was gonna go down like it does in /vg/ and I was just gonna be told "git gud" or some game-specific variant of it in response to anything I was about to say.
>>25123242
>"wow I can actually hear the roastie flapping"
>>25123918
this, except I'm not invited to anything, I just want the double time pay
