You wake up from a coma and you see your nurse. What do you do?
>>25116321
I go back to sleep.
>>25116321
ask her to help me fap
Nurse I don't think my penis has woken up yet can you rub some life into it?
>>25116321
Immediately pretend to be asleep until I hear her leave the room.
Anxiety and pain are both 10s
Please to be giving dilaudid and ativan now, thnx
say I've got a throbbing pain under my blanket and it needs a massage
...but nah I probably wouldn't say that
>>25116321
ask what date is it, duh
>>25116321
Is that a real nurse? She isn't a good one if so. Very unprofessional. A shitload of makeup caked on and her hair isn't tied neatly in a bun or ponytail making it so she can't wear her isolation gear correctly.
>>25116321
What kind of patient room is this, and why is she bothering with PPE including the hairnet when she doesn't even have a facemask? Do I have lice?
>>25116393
Just don't bitch when we have to narcan your dumb ass.
"sorry for trying to kill myself.."
>>25116522
Depends on the contact precautions. If it's just a c diff infection or a non airborne mrsa, only a gown and booties are required. The hair net is odd but it's obvious she's a scrub nurse. Never thought I'd get to talk about my career here
>>25116630
I'd say scrub nurse too, but why is she in a goddamn storage closet scrubbed up?
>>25116321
Say "hello, guess I got into heaven."
>>25116321
Stop touching my penis because that would be pretty awkward.
>Legal cases
>1 box
Not very realistic
>>25116661
Who knows? She's not going to or coming from a surgery, that much is clear. Probably just screwing around and taking pictures
>>25116321
"Am I dead? Cuz u look like an angel bb"
I ask her to turn the music on.
Specifically, The Man Who Sold The World.
>>25116572
"...can you finally put me to sleep, please?!"
>>25116771
Good taste, senpai.
Listening to Aladdin Sane now.
call her a wagecuck
Put me back in... please...
I wonder if you were in a coma would your dream be continuous or have breaks and change?
I bet I could get a gf in a coma and live my life happily there..
"hey bebe ;)) , page the doctor hot stuff , because I think u made my heart stop bebe :)))"
