HELP ME FAMILIA?!?!
ask her to sit on your face
>>25116238
just tell her something boring, then she will lose interest and stop talking to you, that's how i get rid of people who try to conversate with me.
Tell her you want to eat her booty like you're trying to get the last remains out of a really long yogurt cup
>>25116336
How'd I do famm?
she just asked
>"what shows do you like?"
what do normies watch?
I dont actually watch TV shows, I watch Kubric films
>>25116238
Fuck off normalbitch
>>25116380
that's perfect! say that
i don't watch tv, i don't do many things with my time.
Is this girl crazy?
Shes giving off a crazy vibe to me
tell her that you would like to keep talking, but you have someething to do. That will gibe you time to think on strategies
Post her profile picture so we can see how she looks.
>>25116446
Im a 22 YO kissless handholdless virgin
Girls hate me IRL but for some reason they like me on Tinder, I think because IRL my face is usually really panicked looking
>>25116458
"nothing much, just picked up a copy of "Culture of Critique" for a friend, it's by my favorite author Kevin Macdonald"
Trust me she'll think you're super sophisticated
>>25116458
she's likely not interested in your tv watching so she turned the conversation to something that may interest her. don't tell her you bought a bunch of uninteresting shit
Ok senpai
She just asked for my phone number because she said we was getting tired and I got scared and unmatched her before I could even realize what I was doing
sorry guys
>>25116649
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING IDIOT
I really hope this is OP
>>25116649
Ok then, goodnight, ultrabeta: king of all that is failure.
>>25116649
>tfw OP is a fool
>>25116458
She seems autistic. Why is she using exclamation marks instead of question marks. Why is she writing so dumb in the first place
Usually women completely dominate texting while this girl is spilling more and more spaghetti
>>25116692
I assure you it is
She is no longer there
>>25116779
Damn
Did you even consider my post though?
>>25116580
or did you just go full beta
>>25116831
It happened so fast my man
I was scared of coming on too strong and seeming desperate
>>25116859
She messaged you first
Plus who cares if you look desperate on tindr, it's literally an app for fucking, of course people are going to look desperate
>>25116917
If I said one of these:
>>25116292
>>25116374
She could take a picutre and post it on facebook and show it to her friends to laugh at me and shit
I live in a small town and this could get back to me
I was thinking of setting a tinder to a town like an hour away then just driving there if I do get a match so I could avoid seeing anybody I know and being cyber bullied by them
seemed crazy anyway
u did good op
>>25116859
Seriously, man, just give up on ever being a functioning human being.
>>25117078
I did, I just want a gf to cuddle with
>>25117106
Obviously didn't want it hard enough to try.
