Have you ever used self defense against a woman?
>>25115856
I choked a girl after she cut my face with her nails. I had five cuts that were bleeding pretty bad and I got in trouble because "you shouldn't hit girls".
Yes, but nothing on the level of a fight. Fending off, holding wrists to get her to stop hitting me.
I would only strike a woman if I felt like I was in serious danger, or if someone I loved was in serious danger. That goes for men as well.
there are too many qualifiers in place to be a man, I quit
Luckily no.
Normally if any of the women im around get super pissed at me i jjst leave. Then like an asshole i put everything in their kitchens on the top shelves to get back at them
>>25115885
Nah that's a bullshit made out of double standard created by feminazis to keep your ass in line.
Also I googled "never hit a women" to get that image and found this
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/dear-men-it-is-never-ever-ever-okay-to-hit-a-woman-and-no-one-should-have-to-tell-you-that/
Cringed a bit
A pretty girl slapped me at a party once kind of ironically, but hard. It was in a "I have seen women on tv do this to men so it's funny" kind of way. I just shook my head at her and walked away. She apologized later and told me she didn't mean to hurt me and she was sorry, I said that she hadn't hurt me but thought it was extremely unattractive for a girl to think that was ok. I think the look on her face as I walked away from her was more beautiful than anything I could have physically done.
>>25115856
Yes, on a few different occasions. Sometimes a woman just needs smacked.
The first time I ever hit a woman was my ex-fiance. She's always had a hot temper. She was yelling and screaming at me over something trivial, I don't even remember what. It escalated into her pushing me open-handily hitting me. I lost my composure and slapped that bitch so hard she was knocked onto her ass. She's an ex because she's batshit.
[spoilers] It turned her on and we had some awesome hate sex to makeup for her shitty behavior.[/spoilers]
>>25115856
I've never used self defense period.
M8 if a female even takes an aggressive posture with me I'm knocking them the fuck out.
I don't interact with people on a personal level, so there's never been a situation that would call for it. I can't imagine a situation in my life that would.
In fact, I have. I've been waiting to post this story.
>Be me Jan 2012, 22 years old
>On trip to Cuba with gf at the time
>She was insane but great food and sex
>At resort, first day
>We decide to spend a couple hours individually checking stuff out, there was some stuff she wanted to do and stuff I wanted to do
>Order drink, get into this party dance thing and meet a bunch of new people
>They ask about gf, right as I see her feeling up some dude's bicep in the pool 50 ft away
>Keep having fun
>Meet her as planned for dinner three hours later, her and guy walk in one after the other but not together
>Ask her about it, she gets all defensive
>We end up fighting(drunk af, all inclusive)
>wake up next morning and figure I may as well get the most out of my money
>Have fun, drink, eat good food, good day
>Get in fight with her again that night once I'm wasted
>Older guy I met who is there with his 12 yo daughter offers to let gf sleep on his couch to give us space
>Thanks bro
>Next day gf says guy tried to feel her up in her sleep
>Get mad and confront him, he tells me that actually it was her trying to fuck him
>Go ham on gf, yelling and shit
>Staff gets involved and assume I'm in the wrong because le angry man meme
>So I tell them to charge me for another room and don't tell me where it is, she can stay there
>Tell gf everyone is finding out about her lecherous ways as soon as we get back
>Go to sleep after drinking for hours, AC unit had been broken and was making noise
>Hear noises, figure it's that
it bears relevance to mention it was a ground floor room
>Turn over wasted and go to sleep
>Wake up with pressure on my neck, it's bleeding a bit I can feel it
>On my side with arm trapped under me, look up and see gf
>She's kneeled over top of me
>Has some kind of blade applied to my neck
>In my half-asleep state I am pinned
>manage to get one hand free, push her to ground
>She comes back with knife and bites my hand, hard
>Hand bleeding everywhere
more?
>implying i'd ever hit a women
maybe a good shove but women are very weak
i told a friend i'd hit a woman before i'd a dog and he told me i was messed up
>>25116811
remember, if a woman is getting out of line, you don't hit her, you rape that woman.
In mexico we keep our women in check so yes.
>>25116034
Thanks for the cringe.
I got a black eye from my ex gf a while back. If I had started attacking her, my consequences would have been far more grave than hers.
>>25115856
By not hitting women you're saying they are inferior to you which completely goes against their feminist narrative. By not hitting a woman that strikes you you're being incredibly sexist. I wish it wasn't like this but if women want equality I'm going to make sure I do everything I can to treat them exactly as I would a man
>>25116790
Continue senpai
Never had to, though I think I might have a bit of a bad attitude so they probably wouldn't do anything to provoke me.
>>25116790
intently monitoring this story
>>25116790
Please continue friend oc
Never had too, would if I have too, but I'm hesitant to hurt anyone.
I've never been in a fight. I punched my Dad once and I've never forgiven myself. He laughs about it today, said I had one hell of a right hook. That's why I try not to let myself get too heated and try to avoid fighting as much as possible. I might fuck someone up permanently.
yes. my former partner was very violent and I had to restrain her on many occasions.
>>25116790
Aight
>Make my way to bathroom because won't be able to fight my way out one handed
>Use every towel in bathroom, hand is bleeding insanely at this point
>She's smashing with all her might on the door
>Use my shirt as bandage and go out into it
>She has blade, is slashing me with it
>Thin but opening up cuts
>Neck, hand, shoulders bleeding
>Finally decide it's time to hit a girl
>Grab her, throw her down
>Staff and security show up before I hit her and see me holding her down
>Point out how I'm bleeding profusely and she's holding a blade
>They take her in and do not give me any medical attention despite the fact I've clearly been carved by a rusty blade and bacteria filled mouth
Decked my younger sister in the face once. Feels bad man.
>>25115856
One time a drunk girl was trying to fight me, so i shoved her, ending up shoving her harder than i meant to and she hit a brick wall and started crying. I was afraid of getting the cops called on me or getting jumped by white knights, so i just took off before anyone knew what had happened.
>>25115856
>bumped a girl when i was a kid, she literally flyed and hited the floor and her head bounces at floor
>grabed a bitch by the neck against a wall and she cryed so bad
>>25117284
jesus, bitches be cray
>>25116790
>>25117284
I should also mention that she no longer had a key to my room, and the sound I heard that I mistook for AC trouble was her dismantling the sliding door to outside
>Staff are gone, got stiff reprimand for my behaviour
>Door is wide open, don't care need rest at this point
>Wake up around 5 am
>stuck to sheets because blood
>Hand is severely infected, bite is turning green and my hand is about 1.5x normal size and pink
>Immediately grab my bag to get my wallet and passport
>They are gone
>Oh shit
>She came back
>Go to front desk
>Tell them I don't need to know where she is but that they need to go get my shit so I can leave
> They tell me I've cause enough trouble to her and them, figure it out for myself
>Basically they think I'm insane and don't believe me
>Get in a verbal argument with staff, at this point I'm snapping about getting the fuck out of Cuba
>They tell me they're calling the police on me for being verbally aggressive and abusing gf
>Go back to room
>Take all my stuff that doesnt have blood and pack it in a bag
>Freaking out because don't want to go to Cuban prison
>Call best buddy in Canada while hiding under bed
>Call mom
>Tell everyone I love them
>>25116811
women aren't weak you shitlord. Its 2015, women can do anything a man can do including fighting.
>threw a rock at a girls head, she got a huge bruise
>kicked a girl who tried to defend her in the cunt
>spray painted a girls face
and apparently
>bit a lump out of a girls cheek when I was like 3
Anyway the government worker asked my parents to put me in an all boys school or id be sent to "psychiatric evaluation" i.e. loony bin
A from-the-elbow slap should be perfectly acceptable from time to time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA
There's a massive difference between a surprising slap to end a shitty argument, and Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna.
This all-or-nothing mentality that there's no reason to ever hit a woman is leftist liberal politically-correct cancer that is killing our civilization.
>>25116918
how did you get with a /toughgf/?
>>25117390
b8.8/10
>>25115856
Real men do whatever the fuck they want. Bitch needs get hit, hit her. Everybody's cool, don't hit a bitch. This shit isn't rocket brainery.
>>25117522
its not b8 though, its the truth. If leftists claim that women are equal in all aspects, that would include fighting ability
therefore, saying you should never hit a woman is saying that they're weaker, and not equal
>>25116790
>>25117284
>>25117387
>There was a spot on the roof where no one ever looked, I'd been up there the previous nights when everything was going shitty
>Go to breakfast/snack bar, early as fuck so only one guy working
>Order eggs so he goes to the back
>Hop the bar and grab two bottles: One vodka, one whiskey
>Go to vending machine and get two packs Lucky Strikes
>Try once more to call favorite uncle, cannot get ahold of him and it's freaking me out because he's my hero
>Take my shit to the roof in an effort not to get found by police, my mom had been trying to call the embassy to help me
>Sit there for an hour or two pouring vodka on my hand and whiskey down my throat, smoking terrible lucky strikes
>Finally convinced police are gone
>Go back down, see ex in lobby as I'm going to call my mom
>She's smoking cigs and ashing on her forearm
>Literally a giant white pool of burnt flesh
>Get on phone and mom says she found plane home, but I need to get to the airport or the embassy
>embassy is miles away, resort has buses to airport
>Wait for next bus
>Driver is hesitant to give up last spot, pay him most of my last Cuban money
>Get to airport
>Gf has called airport and said she was going home that day and that I should not by any means be allowed to board the same plane as her
> I get there first
> She has to take plane 12 hours later because couldn't board with me(lol)
> I go through customs in bloody clothes, completely haggard and hammered
>Customs guy just laughs and asks if I have anything to declare
>"I declare that if you let me leave your country I promise never to come back"
>Get scotch in duty free
>carry on to plane, drink
>Get to Montreal airport
>Mom dad and favorite uncle are there waiting
>Get almost to them, crying, collapse
>Feel hand grab my shirt on the back
>Uncle pulls me up
>"I had to have your back on this one"
>feel great feels
>Realize women are never to be trusted and family is everything
>Go to hospital
>Get a giant needle for 3x hand
>>25117387
Did your gf sell them some sob story? The fact that authorities would consider you the aggressor after all those wounds is retarded.
Also was she diagnosed with anything?
>>25117517
She was karatemaster and i'm a weak cuckold.
>>25117600
Yes, she pointed the finger immediately and they believed her.
As for being diagnosed, she got in touch a couple months later and told me she was going to get the help she needed. So I imagine she did get diagnosed, but I was not there to know about it.
>>25117649
But I took her virginity, which I'm proud of.
>>25117692
>She gave me a black eye
>I broke her hymen
>>25117562
You should have kneaded her face into paste with your fists when you had the chance.
That's horrific though anon. Another fine reason why 2d > 3dpd
>>25117562
Man that's one hell of a story. Your family sounds great.
>>25117562
>Get to airport
>Gf has called airport and said she was going home that day and that I should not by any means be allowed to board the same plane as her
> I get there first
> She has to take plane 12 hours later because couldn't board with me(lol)
> I go through customs in bloody clothes, completely haggard and hammered
>Customs guy just laughs and asks if I have anything to declare
>"I declare that if you let me leave your country I promise never to come back"
This is fucking hilarious. Without context the Cuban guy probably thinks it looks straight out of some comical anti-Cuban propaganda, of an opulent person just going on vacation and getting beaten and robbed by Cuban people in the street; and given her insanity, I can only imagine that horrible bitch absolutely losing her shit when they tell her she can't board the plane, and her never accepting that it was her own psychopathic fault. I wish I could see, because it's beautiful.
This is literally art.
>>25116790
>>25117284
>>25117387
>>25117562
>Tell everyone I love them
thanks a lot for that story. you made my day! you should get into writing m8, srysly.
>>25116790
i'm screencapping this! it's pure gold!
In the 10th grade this girl would always make fun of me and one day I snapped and sucker punched her. She dropped and I was known as the woman beater all through high school. Had to wait until I went to Uni out of state to lose my virginity.
This doesn't die here
>Sister spits on my face
>Punch her in the face
>>25117471
You're my hero you lil shit
A girl I was hanging out with was rough housing with me.
I grabbed her by her waist and flipped her upside down and slammed her on the mattress. Where we immediately started making out.
I don't talk to her anymore, I don't like it when girls are all physical and shit. Its a slippery slope.
>>25115856
>Real men don't hit women
>>25116929
Violence Equality 2015!
>>25115856
yes a long long time ago (but not in a galaxy far far away)
>>25115856
Only when I come home drunk and wife is bitching at me.
>>25118467
>>25118656
Hahaha I have written a bit before but the fact that this is a true story makes it a lot easier to tell.
To be fair, the incident was actually a big turning point in my life. I wouldn't be where I am today without it, it taught me to take what I need for myself and appreciate life.
>>25121331
you smug wojacks are worse than hijacks and comfy neet pepes combined
>>25117894
Honestly I don't regret waiting to resort to violence, I feel like you should always exhaust every other option before getting violent. It's civilized.
>>25117916
My family brought me back to health in the following months and I never would have recovered if it weren't for them. They are all fantastic people and I'm extremely lucky.
>>25115856
I completely fucked this abbo chicks knee when she had me at knife point, could see the bone and all.
Steel toe boots don't fuck around.
>>25115856
Why is it masculinity is always defined by values rather then the inherent state of being a man? Why is it so difficult to be masculine to the point people constantly call each other pussies and faggots? Am I not a man?
>>25117562
Best green text i have read in a while, thank you m8
>>25115856
>Real men don't hit women
>Real women can hit men though, that's fine
Thanks feminism!
A woman punched me in the face at a bar, I grabbed her hand to stop her from doing it again. Bouncers kicked me out and apparently after I left another guy bought her a drink to make her feel better after being terrorized by an evil male.
