give one good reason why you aren't gay
>>25115166
Vagina is better
T-they said no homo, right?
They think its gross.
You took all my faggotry, you selfish fucking dick.
because men are ugly
>>25115166
>No ass.
Discarded.
I'm not interested in other men
>>25115166
more like this
>oc
because I'm bisexual. I'm interested in both.
Guys look gross as fuck.
Almost hooked up with another guy cause was curious
>hair
>sharp edges, no curves
>facial hair
Yeah i said fuck that.
Told him straight up that i couldnt do it. Ended up hanging out with him for an hour and acting as his shrink.
Some of you gay guys have it rough godamn.
i don't want to be fugged in the ass :DDDD
give me one good reason why you won't post more
>>25115166
cos that's fucking gay
this webm is not gay at all though
>>25115166
That webm turned really gay at 0:36
>>25115166
gay people get poop on their dicks 2bh
>>25115437
I would maybe participate in something like this, nothing gay though.
>>25115166
Because I'm not a fucking faggot.
But I am gay.
Still a virgin, however
>>25115446
for real, at first i was like, "all right just two bros playing tickles after a nice shower" then they turned into a couple of faggots and i had to stop watching.
>>25115522
wear a condom
>>25115593
>at first i was like, "all right just two bros playing tickles after a nice shower"
a guy fucked me in the ass once it wasnt gay tho because im not gay
>>25115710
>>25115593
Both of you are pretty gay tbqh
>>25115759
senpai if you read my post with your eyes open u will see that i said im not gay
>>25115759
This guy >>25115593 didnt write anything gay doe
>>25115194
It isn't. You just think it is because "muh no homo."
I like tits too much.
Dicks are pretty cool though.
>>25115710
>a guy fucked me in the ass once
>it wasnt gay tho because im not gay
I hate to tell you but....
Anal sex is disgusting
>Greek_Bonding.webm
>>25115166
Dudes are too manly.
Wouldn't mind a nice curvy twink though, but I've honestly never even seen one in real life. Dunno how I'm supposed to manage to hook up with one.
>>25115211
Women are demonic abominations wearing an attractive meatsuit.
>>25115565
yep me too
Because I have a recedinf hairline and no self-respecting twink would ever want me
>feelsreallyfuckingbadman
>>25118161
They exist... Somewhere out there
>>25115166
I'm not gay because whenever I see gay porn when trying to jack off it fills me with rage rather than arousal
>>25118570
You need to give them legs a shave, my man.
>>25118590
gotta find the twinks
http://www.mansurfer.com/video/67332/dylan-chambers-tanner-shane
>>25118607
>That's not a pic of me
but I agree
>>25115166
I play that game with my brothers kid, when my parents watch him on the weekends
Of course the age difference is a lot more
He doesn't fight back much either
Love spending time with my nephew
All that bonding
I love kids
>>25118753
? Usually shitposts are either funny, angry, or trying to make a point. Yours is none
>>25115166
>gay 25 year old kissless handholdless virgin
>see that webm
>want to kill myself
>>25115166
I am gay and faggots are whore shit. Literally worse than women in every single way possible. At least with a woman there's a chance you could find a decent one. There are literally zero decent gay men, although if you're willing to settle you MAY find an ugly, fat balding guy who isn't a total slut and drug addict trainwreck.
>>25119036
Literally me. Want to settle, anon?
>>25115166
One good reason I am not gay: Dicks don't turn me on.
>>25119036
>proof that gays can be pathetically delusional robots too
The flaming fags you're thinking of are less than half the total of gay people. The non flaming ones just aren't immediately detectable. It's a confirmation bias
>>25115166
I simply have no interest in men
zero
my sexual drive doesn't recognize them as sexual partners
even in a world devoid of women, i would have no need nor feeling any desire to have sex with a man
i just have no interest at all
I am, but that webm is fucking disgusting
traps > twinks
What do you call it when you would like a romantic relationship but not necessarily a sexual one?
>>25118814
Buttblasted normie detected hooooooy shit
>>25121236
Being a dicktease
because being gay is gay
>>25115166
God Hate Fags
because I am asexual.
>>25119152
Really? It's not the rest of the male physique? Even straightfags get turned on by dicks.
Because GAY People have much stds
>>25115166
Because i'm already bi.
But like >>25119036 said, gay guys are IMPOSSIBLE to have any relationship. They are all whores.
And sex in general is not all that good, i like kissing and cuddling a lot more.
>tfw i still remember the times when i pin down that cute guy and felt his warm smooth skin against mine
>tfw i saw how much he liked that moment of make out and kissing
The feeling of being desired is the best.
I love faggotry.
>>25119036
So you're included in that literally zero then
I'm a single gay guy who likes to think I'm a quality man. I'm very intelligent, fashionable, I'm quick witted, bearded, hairy, 5'10, I'm decent looking.
My 'downside' though is that I'm a druggie. Maybe I'll have to find another druggie guy who accepts my lifestyle
>>25115166
I tried to be gay once and I didn't like it.
Long story short I'm now my master's trans gf/slave.
>>25115166
>on r9k
> not a faggot
Choose one faggot
>>25119036
Look, the gay version of a robot who spurts "All womyn are whores"
I'm sorry you're so outstandingly insufferable that you never managed to find anyone nor make any man stay with you for more than one night stand.
But given you're at r9k bittering around and talking shit, that's very comprehensible. It's almost reductant.
Why do I find the idea of kissing a man utterly repulsive yet I would gladly suck on a huge cock?
>>25115166
Jokes on you, I already am.
>>25123601
Cause you're a faggot in denial.
>>25116130
>natural lubrication
>ridges
>tightness
>lips wrapped around while you're fucking
>not better
lol
>>25123131
Source? Original
>>25124553
no, cause guy mouths are gross and penises are nice
... I could fuck a dude, but I just can't stand the thought of kissing, cuddling, hand holding and loving a dude.
Even a trap, don't know why.
Bi but I never see men I who find attractive enough. While there are hundreds of qt girls I see out on the street on a daily basis. But men? Never.
I would date a guy but he'd have to be very feminine. I don't think I'll meet one like that. Probably easier for me to keep pursuing women who I find attractive everyday.
If you're into anal I'm sorry to break it to you but YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
sincerely, a straight guy that hates anal
>>25124571
>>tightness
Virgin confirm. An asshole is way tighter than a cunt, even a virgin one.
> lips around
Yup. You are indeed a virgin. The labia doesn't wrap your dick unless youre rubbing your dick in the otside or she has a mega super hiper 10 normal labour roastie and the meat flaps are 5 inch long.
The only advantage is the natural lubricant, but nothing that spit and KY can't solve.
Besides, the asshole can twitch like no vagina can. You know not the pleasures of having your dick inside a butthole while the bottom cums, and feeling his ass twitch and contract, pressing your dick, trying to expel it.
>>25124577
Freier fall. It's german. Nice sex scenes but meh story.
>>25124577
Movie called Freier Fall
it just looks so repulsive, its a fucking dude, FRIEND, ENEMY. COMPETITION nothing else nothing more
>>25124599
You have had your mind corrupted by porn. A true homosexual is aroused at the idea of male/male love and companionship in the same way a straight man feels about a woman. You find the idea of kissing and holding a mans hand repugnant because it is not natural in any way. What you are experiencing is simply penis worship, a fetish implanted in your mind after years of sordid close ups of huge cocks in porn.
>>25123131
just wondering, do girls watch this shit and find it attractive at all?
when I watch lesbian porn (once in a blue moon) I tend to love the passion and kissing they portray the heights of female femininity
B-but anon... I already am gay...
>>25115166
if I had a room mate and he started doing that, I would fucking slam him to the ground and tell him to GTFO prob threaten to kill him as well
Because I am
That doesn't mean guys like me. I'm still fat and an awkward loser with brain problems.
>>25124599
I wouldn't kiss, hold hands or fall in love with a guy...
cuddling might be okay though.
It doesn't make my dick hard. Only morbidly obese women make it hard
Because I ain't gay?
Big Boss is the only man I'm attracted too and he doesn't exist.
I sucked a cock once.
Does this make me gay? I feel like this makes me gay. I don't like men though. Kissing one makes me throw up, literally.
>>25124996
If you don't like guys you're not gay.
Just a straight guy who sucked a dick once but wouldn't go out with a guy.
>Things I could never do with a guy
Kiss
Hold hands
Go on a date etc
Rim
Finger
Swallow cum or have cum ejaculated anywhere upon my person
>Things I could definitely do with a guy
Fuck (if his asshole was totally waxed)
Suck (and be sucked)
Be fucked
Spoon in bed
Touch cocks like in OP's gif
I have never looked at a man in my life and felt anything resembling attraction. 51 weeks out of the year I would find homosexuality disgusting but very occasionally, the idea of it really turns me on
Go figure
>>25125074
Pretty much the same as me, but I'd swallow and get cummed on, but wouldn't take it in the ass.
Poop is a natural lubricant
>>25124792
It's not necessarily porn induced. Freud theorized about it.
There are conflicts between a straight men's sexual orientation and his self-love.
It's a derivation of one's basic survival instict: you are capable, even as a heterosexual, to find your own image appealing and arousing. The old "i'd give myself a blowjob if I had a portal gun".
This feeling might be externalized in other males, as you are capable of finding other men appealing and arousing, in a jealousy sense (i wish I was him). This feeling may become conflicting and confusing at some point (I wish I had him).
It's like masturbation in third degree. If this conflict manifests itself in a slight will to suck dick, I see no reason to label yourself homo, especially when homoerotism turns you off.
If, however, this conflict is affecting your daily relationships and life, it's time to try out the raibow and experiment with another man. Grindr is there for you.
>>25125074
Me and you are opposites then. I love the lovey-dovey stuff with other guys. My boyfriend and I don't do anal sex though
But oral sex is fucking great, sucking cock is awesome. The only reason it's seen as an insult is to keep guys from knowing how awesome it feels to have a cock in your mouth
>>25124831
Well, I do. I know some girls who don't.
Media sexualize lesbians as a male spectacle way harder, though.
And although I fell arousal in watching handsome men kissing, there's that little buzzing in the back of my head "they would never do this to me because theyre gay" which might be a little off putting If i stop to think about.
But that webm is glorious indeed. I got relatevely wet.
>>25124892
Yes, you're so mainly. We're believe your manhood.
>switch my tinder to show men and women to see what's out there
>match on pretty much every guy I swipe right on
>10+ attractive gay dudes matched in a few hours
success rate with women is dismal, wish I liked the cock :(
>>25125074
Very dubious. Sex is ok, romance is not, but your body doesn't differentiate one from the other... Sexual attraction is sexual attraction...
It seems to me that you are imposing barriers to your gay urges to assuage your faggotry and try to calm down your guilty feelings.
Are you virgin? Because during sex... Kiss and other things are almost... Mandatory. It comes naturally. You should try it.
>>25125329
Try it out. You might be surprised.
>>25115166
That webm is so disgusting. I'd rather watch gore than see that again. I just feel sorry for them, why do mentally ill people need to exist? It's just the way it is, i guess...
This kind of cutesy handsome boy love like in the video doesn't turn me on. I prefer men to be older, heavier, hairier, more masculine and more rough and tumble and purely physical. And yet I like girls, the more feminine, submissive, beautiful, demure, the better. I basically like my men to be real men and I like women to be real women (in before hurrr what is real?). Trans stuff and the sexes not living up to gender norms really turns me off and I don't really know why.
>>25125443
I found it ultra cute personally.
>>25125474
Because you're normal.
Trappezy and ambushism only panders to the sexually confused, those who hide in the dubious line that crosses the genders to protect themselfs from the realization of their own urges.
You and I are alike. We know what we want. I'm full himo, though, so I like men. And I prefer my men to be masculine, hairy, thick, smelly and strong.
>>25125443
So hardcore.
I tried being gay but kissing guys and sucking their dicks is gross.
>>25115166
Because i'm not gay, dude
Because I'm bi
But I am a huge gay
I really wanted to be gay because of the benefits attached to it, but I just can't. I can't understand how fags have the willpoper to choose to be gay.
>>25125707
>choose
jej
i love cum. Once in my school we had a friend who was an absolute madman. Once he jerked off in class, and tried to spread the cum on us. I got a huge blast of cum on my shirt. I had to pretend I was furious and disgusted, and I went to the bathroom. The truth is, once i reached the safety and loneliness of the stall, i licked the semi dried cum and masturbated furiously.
>>25125753
Oh my, I had a similar story... We were four, Thiago, lucas, diego an me. We were about 13 or so, and diego was bragging about his huge loads, and how none of us could ejaculate yet. But we could.
Long story short we made a bet. We would masturbate on cookies. The one who had less cum would have to eat the other's cookies.
No need to say that I pretended to be incapable of cumming at all. It was the most conflicting moment of my life: pretend to be desperate and disgusting with the imminence of eating cum, whilst being more aroused then I ever was.
Lucas noticed I was liking it... He had the decency of not revealing my secret in front of the others, but he co fronted me later.
>>25115166
Don't feel attracted to penises and buttholes
>>25125707
You can find the will deep in your asshole, anon.
AIDS..
Yep.
>>25115166
Being gay isn't a choice, remember?
>>25126253
Errr
Girls have aids too, anon.
In african third world shitholes such as Niger, Congo, Ghana, aids is majority a straight people problem, specially because homoness is outlawed in some of these countries.
In every one of these threads all the gay guys say shit about how all the other gay men are cancer lol
>>25126303
I think they have the right idea, anon.
>>25126310
Just like robots say shit about how womyn are cancer... Or normies, which is everyone except them...
You don't take that seriously, do you?
Bitter people tend to blame their problems on others.
>>25115166
>tfw gay
>Chad always gets the Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25126375
>Chad must settle down for me! Even though I wouldn't settle down for another ugo...
Best of robot logic.
We can see how vain and futile it is specially when it's a couple of equals.
The American "education" on STDs is fucking pitiful. You can't catch AIDS. You catch HIV. AIDS is a syndrome that is developed years and years after having HIV. And getting HIV is not the death sentence it once was. People just getting it now are expected to have the same life expectancy as people who don't have it. The meds in fact can stop you from ever developing AIDS. Moreover, medications like PrEP can allow you to still be banging your boyfriend or husband and not give them HIV. It works the other way around too. If you don't have HIV but your boyfriend does you can take PrEP and you won't get HIV.
Tl;Dr version is that HIV is not the big deal it once was. You won't live any shorter. Medications make it nearly impossible to spread. Worst thing is just paying for the bills and dealing with side effects
i cant fuck what i respect
>>25126713
the only valid answer in this thread
>>25126559
>the symptom of the disease is not the disease and is completely unrelated so don't be afraid to catch the disease
>faggot logic
Tell us your poz story though.
I'm attracted twinks but they are all libtards sadly
>tfw no red pilled twink bf
>>25126910
> conservative and gay
Gee, I wonder why it's so hard to find a nazist gay guy...
Perhaps has something to do with the fact that RIGHT WING POLITICAL PARTIES ARE HOMOPHOBIC?
> tfw no national socialist jewish boyfriend.
>implying I'm not a homo
>implying I'm any happier for it
life still sucks, I just fap to different porn
>>25126838
he's being a horrible person but he's technically not wrong, you don't "catch" AIDS and it certainly isn't the epidemic it once was
don't take your pants off around anyone who positively speaks of pozzing neg asses ofc, but forgetting a condom one time with your long-term bf isn't asking for death like it used to be, and you're likelier to catch the clap or herpes or something stupid than HIV even if you hit a bathhouse and don't wrap ityou are still fucking retarded if you have unprotected gay sex with randoms tho and kinda have it coming if you do catch something horrible
>>25126559
You left out the part where the meds for it are expensive as fucking hell. It's no longer a death sentence, sure, but acting like its no big deal to catch HIV is stupid.
>>25127030
>>25126910
Actually, a lot of gay guys are fiscally conservative, and most if not all of the hardcore lefties I've met have been straight white nerd cuckboys.
It's just that conservative =/= nazi and/pol/ack naziboos tend to forget that.
2d all the way fampai
>>25127030
I'm not right wing necessarily, I'm a socialist who believes in closed borders and a strong sense of nationalism to unite the people, not the stormfag nazi version of killing non whites and non straight people
>>25127207
So, you don't pick sides and are concerned for what's best?
>>25127186
>jews
i saw a 6'2" total chad at the store today and i was willing to give up my entire heterosexual past if he wanted me. lol. fundamentally i'm attracted to women, but intellectually a good guy > a good woman. in all honesty i'm projecting my weak self esteem on the other man. fuck faggots.
>>25127237
Baisically
>>25118997
>Gay 23 year old KHV
>In love with my straight best friend (and only friend)
W2C helium 2bh
>>25115437
>hey bruh, do wanna come over later and jack off onto a picture of some bitch on my stomach whilst i lie on my back and also jack off?
what the fuck
Am I still a robot if I fuck another trap robot?
We're too spergy to date and I wouldn't want to anyways, he just likes being dominated
>>25127401
the saddest mmf ever
>>25115593
>all right just two bros playing tickles after a nice shower
>>25118161
add me on snapchat.
ldeos (it's an L at the start)
>>25115166
>tfw you will never be a fit gay man
>tfw you are a fat hetero femanon
I am a femanon and that video seriously turned me on. Sometimes I think I might be a gay man in the body of a woman.
>>25128534
and sometimes i think you should gtfo >>>/soc/
>>25124571
Stay mad, mad roastie.
see: >>25124686
>tfw gay
>tfw too ugly autistic/ugly to get a bf
>>25124866
>liking twinks
No, you are a dirty breeder
>>25119036
I'm gay and I agree with this a little bit, but I've met cool gay guys before who were taken or had one serious flaw (like schizophrenia).
I may just end up with a bi guy though because more of them seem down to earth and like twinks
>>25126910
polgbt is real
I can appreciate the male body and look at a guy like "God damn, he is hot" and appreciate good facial aesthetics (I love Ryan Gosling for this reason)
But I have absolutely no interested in cuddling, kissing, caressing, fucking, being intimate with them in any way
It feels like shit
Having a cute soft small woman clinging to you wrapping her legs around yours while you kiss and rub up against each other, that feels great
Knowing its another dude? Feels unwelcome as fuck.
A nice, hard bro hug on occasion is fine though. Welcome even
>>25125874
Those names sound brazillian
I don't have any feelings for the men I have sex with
I would love to suck a penis and swallow a load, getting sucked, fucked and fuck a guy's asshole, as wel as rimming if the guy is a twink/trap. However the thought of having romantic feelings for another man completely gross me out
Why does life have to be so complicated
because the urges go away after i cum
>>25115166
I am gay, but i'm ugly.
I will always be alone.
>>25130443
I have sort of the opposite position. I could easily deal with having romantic feelings and platonic cuddling with another guy. But, aside from the trap-tier effeminate gays, I don't get any sexual interest from penises and the idea of male-male sexual intercourse. sticking my dick in a butt is already a little weird to me. sticking it in a dude's butt seems weirder. and the idea of having a dick in my butt is reprehensible.
>male friends treat you different
>gays are 2%-10% of population making it harder to avoid loneliness
>fear of meeting new people because of somewhat irrational fear of being judged for sexuality
>gays more likely to get prostate cancer
>inability to raise conventional family
>will always be different and weird even though I am a white cis male
Being gay is pretty objectively awful. I'd change it in a second if I could.
I wasnt molested by males when I was little
>>25130343
Acertou!
Ser viado e brasileiro tem vantagens, mas considerando o momento politico que vivemos, sao mais desvantagens em conta. Tem outros gays br hue nessa porra?
>>25130664
Same it is shit. I'm too ugly and awkward to get boyfriend so I will probably just stay in the closet and let it eat away inside me.
>>25130664
Unless you live in a homophobic shithole of country, all that is avoidable and makes no sense at all.
>>25130874
Most countries are like this. I am in the closet and people have gossiped or said shit about gay people we knew to me because they didn't think I was gay.
You have no way of knowing if the guy is gay when you talk to them, there is a greater chance they are offended/think less of you or talk shit to someone who will think less of you than them being homo and into you.
You will be treated different possibly respected less or worse.
>>25130664
>male friends treat you different
Nope. Most of my friends are straight guys and they treat me no different
>gays are 2%-10% of population making it harder to avoid loneliness
Not unless you know where to find them
>fear of meeting new people because of somewhat irrational fear of being judged for sexuality
Unless you live in a shithole country, this is completely false
>gays more likely to get prostate cancer
Where's your source for this faggot
>inability to raise conventional family
What is adoption
>will always be different and weird even though I am a white cis male
The only difference is sexuality. That's it, nothing weird about it
>>25115166
Not a choice, sadly.
>>25130996
>>25130874
>2%-10% of pop
This remains true regardless of knowing the address the local gay bars and how to download grindr.
>new people
Can we stop the shitty country meme? Most of the world is like this. Implying otherwise is dishonest.
>prostate cancer
Thought it was pretty well regarded as factual.
>adoption
Not a conventional family.
>different
You don't realize just how weird you look with another man, do you? I've learned to be fine with it, but it's really strange. When only 2%-10% of a species does something, it's objectively strange behavior.
>>25130992
Ok, you obviously are one of those people who are obsessed with what people think of you.
Now here is a piece of advice: a person that worries too much about other people's opinion is bound to a paranoid unfulfilled unhappiness, regardless of sexuality. I've seen people, straight and all, destroy their lives for fear of what the others are thinking. I've seen it in my mom. She let that consume her inside out and she lost many opportunities to be happy because of that.
Drop that right now. The other people are the other people. In the end their opinions matter little or nothing. So what that others will laugh of you for beimg gay, or will think that you're scum or worthless? Fuck them. In the end of your life their opinions will be worthless. All that will matter is how happy you've lived and right now you don't seem happy at all.
Forget what others think and do what you want, what you think you need to be happy, regardless of what "the others" might think of it.
>>25131100
Yea, you definately should listen to what this one said: >>25131173
I am
>tfw no robot bf to NEET with and I can blow all day
>>25131173
>completely lose the ability to feel empathy
>disregard how other people perceive your behavior
>when you're a flowery degenerate lost in his own world it's impossible to be unhappy
holy fuck you just made me feel a lot better about my life decisions.
>>25131173
So you argument has melted so now you are trying to switch it up?
So I shouldn't care that it would mes sup my relationship with my parents the only people I talk to outside of work and who I live with?
I shouldn't care that it would make my life worse if some people new or made an ass of come on?
I don't care what they think, I care that it will have real impacts on my life. How can I not care what everyone around me thinks, I don't live in a bubble or with ultimate power to just walk away from all situations and not care.
This is pointless anyway, I have no reason to come out until I get a bf and I won't get one because I'm an ugly spaz.
Because I don't want to get aids
>>25131100
It's not a meme, dude. Seriously are you in the middle east, or in ohio for that matter?
I live in a third world country, and it can be pretty bad out here. My city has a rate of 78 homicides in every 100k habitants. Thats the fourth greatest homicide rate for cities in no-war zones in the entire world. Even still, lgbt life here is pretty chill. When i was married I walked with my husband hand hold every day, we kissed in public, we work out together, we had linked facebook relationship status, everything you'd expect from a straight couple, and apart from one old man at a restaurant, in 4 years of relationship we suffered zero homophobia.
People might have mocked us behind our back? Probably.
Do i give a fuck? No i don't.
>>25131359
Just because you aren't being hanged in the street does not mean it doesn't impact what people think of you.
Especially thanks to the total degenerate fags in those parades and things, imagine telling people you associate to those scum?
>>25131359
see
>>25131415
Perhaps the issue is gay culture in the USA. If you are gay people assume you are the sort of degenerate to pack his balls into a g-string and do cartwheels in public.
>>25131322
I'm trying to help you, fellow fag.
What's your idea, than? Stay in the closet forever because people might be rude to you if they knew you like dick?
Is that really working for you?
Be brave, homo. Unless you're in africa, russia or middle east, it should not be that bad. If you're in europe or states and think like anyone cares about your orientation, you're just too self centered after all those years inside your room. Go for a walk: nobody gives a fuck that you gay. People literally could not care less.
I really am not attracted to guys.
As much as I want to.
I think girls are attractive. Even traps are disgusting, they don't have a complete female figure.
>>25131472
>>25131415
Again: you are worried anput what people think of you.
Just get over it. What if people think you're a degenerate like me? What then?
I tell you what: no one fucking cares!
>>25115166
because being a faggot is gays lel xddd
>>25115194
But thats wrong, you fuckin fag.
>>25131525
I haven't cared in several years. I'm out to everyone but my parents, and have had public relationships. The other robot's point remains valid: Being gay is objectively bad because finding a satisfying romantic relationship results in becoming an outcast to a majority of the population.
Unless of course you live and breathe within the confines of gay culture.
>you will never suck a cock
tfw none of my friends are gay or even curious
what do i do
>>25131477
I don't see how I would act differently, I may come out in future if I have a boyfriend or something(which will never happen, literally guys old enough to be my after stop replying after seeing my face). I would just much rather be straight my chances of having gf is much better than bf and without any social stigma (that you may dispute) Being gay is shit.
>>25131525
People do care they say shit about you behind you back and treat you differently to your face, hell this was at university.
>>25131651
[email protected]
I'm the other gay who is not living in a fantasy, email me some time. I find myself doubting you're as ugly as you say.
>>25115437
That looks like fun. I've never done anything gay but stroking it to a picture with a buddy like that is probably hilarious, I'd do it just for laughs but unfortunately I have no friends.
>>25131592
But that's wrong you fucking faggot.
Being gay is completely ok. Seriously, the problem is you and how you see your faggotry.
You are robots, capable of seeing the worst side of everything even if you were straight.
>>25131651
> say shit behind your back
WHY DO YOU CARE? Seriously, be the bigger person and grow out of it! If anyone actually treats you like shit for being gay, they're not worthy of your company. You better off alone.
I bet you were, like, mistreated by one person one time and got bitter and traumatized and paranoid. We're opposites in this aspect. I could be just like and complain about something I can't change (my faggotry) and how being gay sucks because I have suffered several homophobic attacks throughout life, but I never let any of those hit: they go right through me, cause I'm beyond that shit, and now I'm trying to tell you to do the same.
>>25124831
Yes of course, that was hot as fuck
>Have you heard of yaoi
>tfw bi
>extremely attracted to pale skinny twinks
>fucking HATE male face
>to find and fuck the things I am attracted to would probably make me a pedophile/ephebophile
damnit
>>25131683
fantasy my ass. You're the other bitter faggot who thinks that being gay in 2015 sucks. Protip: you suck and probably would find another reason to be miserable even if you were straights. I'm done playing the victim.
>>25131603
Same. I don't think I'll ever get there
>>25131603
>>25131942
We just need to rent out a hotel room together. Have a little party.
>>25118997
Go outside house once. You can get laid easily even if you like dick's.
>>25131603
Download grindr.
I was kv 24 years. Download grindr and 24 hours later I lost my vcard.
>>25132008
Ok, I'm outside now. What next?
>>25131603
>what is grindr and craiglist
could be 5 dicks in your mouth by the end of the night unless you're a real uggo , and even then the old dudes will take you
>>25132209
i cant drive, im a social autist, and i wouldnt trust someone i dont know personally
>>25132184
Escape the gay concentration camp
and come hug me
>>25132209
>and even then the old dudes will take you
>people twice your age stop replying after seeing your picture
>dodgy old guys stop replying after seeing your picture
>>25132244
also im uggo and overweight
>>25115166
>webm gave me a boner
>went and fapped to straight porn
Who /uncommitted/ here? Gay enough to be aroused by cocks but not gay enough to commit to a wank over them.
>>25132289
Force yourself to look at gay stuff and become super faggy anon! Cum while massaging your brain with the faggiest shit you can find!
>>25124608
This is precisely me tbqh family
>tfw bi
>live with parents
>130 messages in hornet in one month
>can't fuck the other guy ass unless it's in his house
>like twinks more and they usually live with their parents too
It has been a month since my last fuck, i imagine i would be a complete degenerate if i lived alone.
>>25132244
>>25132255
bad news ; if thirsty old faggots don't want you then you need to at the very least get /fit/, with all the work and time that requires
>>25132386
N-no! I don't want my mind to be swimming with cocks all the time!
>>25124608
I'm the opposite
find all sorts of guys hot,
women is like 1/100 will drive me crazy
bi sounds too neutral,
more like gay with the occasional attraction to a female
>>25125474
Then you are simply bisexual, like I am.
I am indifferent when it comes to traps. Love most women. I am rarely attracted to dudes, but what I do know is that I prefer for them to look like DUDES.
If both femininity and masculinity turn you on, then you are probably bisexual, senpai.
> implying i'm not sucking a dick as I type this
>>25133195
You have nice skills, anon.
>>25133440
What? You can't use your hands while sucking?
I do have fantasies about being in a gay relationship, where he's the only one who knows about me. Id bring him around the senpai and he'd drop random subtle hints just to get me all embarrassed and red faced. Yea
>>25115166
>>25132289
Stay away from /r9k/, /fit/, /a/, /b/ and /pol/
4chan will make you make you more gay. I came here a straight man who had a fetish for futanari, ladyboys, and traps, Now I get hardons to feminine looking guys and grown ass men. Leave before it's too late.
>>25133824
This
I came here straight and now I'm bi
Any other faggots find sex boring? I've fucked ~6 guys and I've never enjoyed sex. I would much rather just chill with these guys naked then do anal
>>25133824
>>25134148
>blaming da intuhnet for your latent homosexuality
>>25115166
I'm a closet bisexual desu senpai, but I'm just not good looking enough. Hot gay men I feel tend to have way higher standards than women in my past interactions.
>>25115166
>webm
the origin of greco roman wrestling
>>25133824
>>25134658
this, i don't get why you are acting like its a bad thing that you attracted to men. its who you are, don't be ashamed.
straight here, never get boner thinking about guys. doesn't do anything for, but it makes me sad that people hate themselves for it. frustrating i guess
Guys aren't attractive to me, that is it.
>>25134523
If you think sex is boring you're probably doing it wrong, or with a person you feel no attraction, to say the least.
>>25123191
>90% of my self description is entirely physical, b-but I'm not a whore!
>>25134523
I'm sure there are many that are with you on this. When I had a boyfriend (my only one up until now) we used to make sex once a week at most, although he wasn't as ok with that as I were. cuddling naked is much much better and takes less effort. I think I won't ever be able to date a guy that craves for sex every time we meet, like a baboon.
>>25135173
There are 11 adjectives in that description. Only 4 of those are physical (hairy bearded good looking and 5'10)
That equals less than 40%. Thus your reply is proved bullshit.
never met a guy irl that I was attracted to
lets invert the roles:
To all faggots in this thread, why arent you straight?
Literally wAy easier than being gay.
> no homophobia
> all basic rights granted everywhere
> more available partners
> no need to come out of anywhere
>>25135387
You forgot the major disavantage
We'd have to deal with the unsufferable females.
>>25135387
Because I'm bisexual master race
Bissexuality is a meme.
You always prefer one or the other.
>>25123131
>tfw both boner and heartboner
man porn is so bad
>>25134523
Depends on the guy hombrito
If I have the real hots for him, cuddling will always segue into sex, it's just the way things progress
I'm not into hookup culture or the jumping straight into sex deal. It's gotta be spontaneous, not forced. Don't care how horny I am in general, I have to be horny for him specifically or it'll be boring.
I am gay but I'm still a virgin. And I have a small dick.
>>25137408
and i like big butts and my head is a butt and i kiss big fat butts...
>>25127186
Fucker can't even put on a shirt for dinner with the in-laws, rude.
>>25115446
>>25115593
adfsadfdsfa
>>25115166
I found a gender confused girl
win/win for the hetero man
>>25127401
Considering it was recorded I picture they were going for attention whoring shock shit.
That looks really fun. I want to wrestle with a cute boy who loves me and is my size so who knows who will win. Then we can have interesting conversations that women can't. Not gay... but maybe I should be.
>>25132008
It's extremely easy to get laid as a gay man, but finding love is fucking impossible.
>>25139285
>tfw no cute judo bro to ashiwaza with
>>25124686
>sticking your dick in other guy's shithole
even if you're homo, anal sex is disgusting.
>>25140793
Can't handle getting your hands dirty anon? You must be a very gentle, delicate "man"
Being gay is only an option during high school and college. After that it gets weird. Do you want to be old and get fucked? That is just creepy.
>>25141498
why aren't those guys hard at all while doing this shit? I dont get it.
I get raging boners just looking at a woman, if Im taking a shower with her im standing full flag until im done.
>>25141498
>>25115166
GIVE ME THE SAAAUCE pls
I'm gay for little boys.
Not men, though.
>>25141524
Because they're pay4gay pornstars.
>>25141524
After a while you get used to it. If you shower with someone for long enough you don't find it particularly arousing, you start distinguishing between sexual stuff and just getting yourself clean. I'm talking with my experience with a female by the way.
>>25127386
>>In love with my straight best friend (and only friend)
Fuck, are you me?
Honestly I am bi but I lean more towards straight. But since I've never had a girlfriend or any kind of relationship, I get feelings for the other person I do get to hang around with.. and it sucks because he's 100% straight.
It's like I'm cucking myself every time I hang out with him and cant do anything about it.
>>25115166
Because guys don't have tits and vaginas and sex changes aren't convincing enough. Plus trannies tend to be pretty unstable.
>>25131603
I had a gay friend who had sex with a mutual straight friend in 7th grade. Not just once either. They fucked u til the straight guy got a gf. Gay friend and his bf also got railed by threestraightguys from the soccer team in high school. He sucked penises during our gym period that we spent in the library. Never tried anything with me though. He would tell me about it. All the time.
This is probably worse. I know I could never get a gay. Not even a super slut I was friends with. I think this is why you hate people now.
>>25141524
They are straight. All bel ami guys are straight and have girl friends. They just fuck guys for the money. Many escort too.
>>25141561
The op is from helix. Evan Parker and Kody Knight.
The other is bel ami. Kevin something. He does lots of vids and normally bottoms.
>>25115446
yeah, it wasn't gay at all at 0:26 when they were fighting each other in an attempt to jerk the other one off first
>>25141770
Thank you based faggot
any sauce on
>>25141689
?
>>25141636
No, I'm cucking myself worse. Trust me.
I have a fetish for straight guys. I'm also a cuck. I want to serve straight men
It's cucking of higher caliber
>>25141498
>wanting old women
>implying young girls unironically or even ironically want an old man
???
Because I enjoy both. I dated an older man for a few years though. Better than any other relationship I've ever had
>>25141986
Or wanting nobody. How 'bout that? Just being alone like a normal person instead of some degenerate seeking sex well beyond his youth.
Still
>tfw never had normal bf during youth experimenting time
>>25142151
I'm really jealous of guys who can take pics like these.
My dick just goes all the way up and stay there, fuck.
>>25119158
>The flaming fags you're thinking of are less than half the total of gay people.
>It's a vocal minority!
This is probably the most common faggot lie.
>I don't like sluts
>You don't like flamers!
No. Stop doing this fucking horseshit. Gymrat "bros" are the worst sluts of all.
>It's a confirmation bias
No, you're just making shit up.
>>25123191
>So you're included in that literally zero then
I don't include myself in any category. I don't like humans and I'm nothing like any of the little monsters.
>>25123525
Women are infinitely better mates than men and always will be. I genuinely wish I wasn't gay. It's a fucking curse to have any attraction to men because they're all complete shit.
>>25130008
There is ALWAYS a dealbreaking flaw like they're a pedophile or drug addict or have an STD. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS do. Every single time. If you ever manage to find someone close, there WILL be a dealbreaker, guaranteed.
