>be in my cousins house
>he has 2 girls (7 and 12)
>be in the living room
>I was showing the 7 how to play a flash game on the computer
>the 12 comes in wearing very short shorts and says" what are you doing?"
>I was shitting on a chair while the 7 was sitting on another chair next to me
>the 12 leans over the computer trying to see the game
>she was uncomfortable so she sighed and just sat on my lap
>she was arguing with her sister to play the game while moving around on my lap
>tfw
>I would have never imagined that I'd react like that because I'm not into kids let alone my cousins
>I rapidly get her off my lap then get out of the room and head to the toilet
>I had to hide the raging worm
>I can feel my boner like a chained American ham planet trying to reach a hamburger sitting just in front of it
>I just sat in the toilet in disbelief
>I kept repeating to myself that I am not a pedo and started repeating warhammer quotes until the beast calmed down
>I returned back to the living room with a clear mind but keeping away from any physical contact
Guys, I am into big tits and big asses, but why did I have a Boner? Wtf was that? I am confused
>I was shitting on a chair while the 7 was sitting on another chair next to me
You lucky fucking bastard
You should have told the older one to suck your cock or you'll hurt her sister.
>>25114715
>wahhh wahh I'm crying because a girl in short shorts on the cusp of puberty physically stimulated my cock and I became erect
Why are Americans such pussies?
It was just a boner dude Jesus Christ you didn't even do anything to her.
>>25114715
bad news, Anon.
You're attracted to girls.
you might have to start hiding those by pussy threads from now on.
>>25114715
Congratulations your not gay.
>>25114876
You can get on a sex offender registry for thought crimes or accidentally bumping into someone in the US.
>I was shitting on a chair
>>25114949
Congratulatlons you're bad at grammar.
>>25114965
dude he couldve been charged for raping that 12 year old
I was playing with my dog and I got a boner
wat do?
>>25114715
>I was shitting on a chair while the 7 was sitting
sometimes it happens, OP.
>>25114715
>take little niece to see star wars because i promised her
>her mom has dressed her up as princess leia with little hair buns and errthing qt af
>about ten minutes into movie she says to me quietly "uncle anon, i can't see the movie."
>realize the guy sitting in front of her is so tall that she can't see past his head
>before i can do anything she jumps off her chair and sits on my lap
>look at my watch, 2 hours to go
>>25115089
you couldve just said you were uncomfortable or something and then sat in her old spot. unless youre a manlet kek
>>25115089
the entire 2 hours? c'mon, you enjoyed having her on your lap!
>>25115047
That's exactly what I wrote. Have to get charged and convicted to get on the list.
>be in my cousins
I stopped reading right there.
OP erections aren't voluntary. They're an involuntary physical response to stimulus, either physical or visual.
You LITERALLY can't be blamed for getting an erection, no matter what's going on.
>>25115892
But getting an erection because of an 12 old sitting on my lap is strange.
I am not a pedo, yet my body seems to be one
I would have just let her sit on my lap until I cum
>>25116196
It's not strange. Any other person rubbing their ass on your crotch would make you get hard, too. You just wouldn't feel as guilty if they were of legal age.
>>25114715
>I was shitting on a chair
ayyy
>I was shitting on a chair while the 7 was sitting on another chair next to me
