>Hi uncle anon! Where's your girlfriend??
who the fuck gives a 4 year old a gold chain
you can tell her parents are sicko pedos
I'm looking at her.
>>25114054
fuck, beat me to it
>>25114054
wew lad
didn't expect it so early.
>>25114048
I'm pretty sure that's just a necklace of gold that isn't even real.
That is the most jewish child
>>25114021
shut up and hug me
>uncle anon, can I be your girlfriend?
im looking at her
your parents have arranged our marriage before your birth young one
>>25114054
>>25114054
>>25114054
FUCK
>>25114161
I would fucking kill myself if she asked me this around people.
>>25114021
Open your mouth sweetheart, you might gag a little.
>>25114081
Pearl would be better
>Tfw no qt black loli gf
>Go to Disney World
>They provide free bus service between parks and hotels
>Going back one night alone
>Little kid going around talking to everyone
>Asks me very loudly if I have a girlfriend
>Try and ignore him, look at who I assume are his parents who clearly don't give a shit
>Finally tell him no
>"Oh do you have a wife?"
>Kid won't drop it, asks in front of everyone why I don't have a girlfriend
>Tells me he does
>Parents don't do shit to control him the entire ride
>>25114894
The fuck you doing at disney world nigger?
>>25114894
That is awesome. You got triggered by a little turd.
>>25114970
Extended family vacation. It's actually super fun when you have no kids with you and can go where you want. What the fuck's wrong with Disney World bro?
>>25114970
watching children from a distance and masturbating in my baggy shorts.
>>25115008
N-nothing i guess. Just thought you went their by yourself is all.
>>25115050
>implying they let males into any Disney park unaccompanied.
>>25115330
>Go for family reunion
>They gave us shirts and buttons to wear
>Don't wear mine and wander on my own
>Get weird glances
>Staff act really weird to me, like not pleasant at all
>Put shirt and button on
>Everything goes back to normal
Being an ugly guy on your own at Disney is suffering
>>25114021
<--Right here, next to me. Maddie, this is Shana.
>>25115477
>But thats a cartoon, Uncle anon. You're so silly teehee.
