Why are blond guys so beta?
>>25113783
that was mean as fuck
>>25113783
Classic case of white women Turing against white men
>>25113783
I think blondes are just naturally less masculine. Could be the lack of melanin.
upkick UPKICK
>>25114317
>bleached hair
Disgusting.
They just look weak, feminine, ugly and pathetic.
I mean, blonde hair on a fucking guy? Seriously?
North Europeans carry the cuck gene. It makes them effeminate, beta and SJW. Central and Southern Europeans (except for Krauts) are literally the master race.
because they're one small step above albinos?
>>25114382
I think that girl just has her hair done badly, some girls that bleach their hair and pay a good amount can look naturally blonde
>>25113783
>average blond american male in the year 2015
>notice anything?
>>25113783
Is this Sweden?
>>25113783
>What about this average blond male?
>Anything strike you in particular?
>>25113783
I'm blonde and I just came back home after getting into a bar fight and the first thing I see is this bullshit.
It's difficult/impossible for women to respect effeminate looking blonde males, so superior brunette women kick and destroy their testicles in order to prevent future generations of blondlets
>>25114692
how bad did you get your ass kicked?
I don't view blonde "men" as men at all t.b.h. They may as well be trannies.
>>25114692
>getting into bar fights
>from r9k
How do you do it?
>>25113783
>qt dark haired girl smashes blondlets nuts to bits in front of another qt dark haired girl that is watching
thats ultimate humiliation tbqh
>>25114609
no, because you reposted a fucking thumbnail you prick
>>25114692
>I'm blonde
You're blond. Blond is masculine, blonde is feminine. Probably some weird holdover from french or something but it is one of those few idiosyncratic English words that has a masculine and feminine form (much like in spanish where -o signifies the masculine and -a the feminine).
Pic related: Average blond male
>>25114788
>thumblets mad they can't notice the fine details readily available to the superior patrician blond male
Pic related: an average blond male in the year 2016-1
>>25114832
>forgot pic
>insert blond joke here
>>25114720
I choked the guy out, but I ate a couple punches when I shot for the takedown. The guy went to sleep but I'll have a shiner in the morning.
>>25114765
I wrassled in high school and box at a gym (I suck because awful footwork, same reason I could never play basketball even though I love it) and I don't take shit from faggots who want to start some shit over the shit I put on the fucking god damned juke box.
>>25114793
oh okay thanksfaggot
>>25114597
>girl
It's a trap.
>>25114609
Yes, you saved the thumbnail you daft cunt.
>>25114853
Lol what song did you play?
>>25114631
He literally blacked himself with that gorilla tier sheboon Grace Jones.
>>25114916
This one:
https://youtu.be/-q9q6zl3WIs
>all these blondies posting Hollywood actors as examples of toughness
How many blonde UFC fighters or Boxers are there vs other hair colors? Not a good ratio desu
>>25114902
>Being this cucked by the big blond thumbnail
Top C U C K
>Yfw your gf gets pregnant with a superior blond man's child
>>25114927
>Implying its not alpha for a B A S E D Viking god to bestow his genes among lesser races
>>25114950
I would have punched you too.
Because their hair is bright and looks decorated which only women do.
>>25114916
"So What"-Miles Davis. At a country dive bar. I put money in that box all night long, only fucking person putting anything on, and it was all dad rock and dad country because I was in that mood and people don't bitch about that but then I wanted to hear some god damned jazz and the next thing I know some hillbilly's in my face calling ME a faggot when I'M THE ONLY ONE PUTTING ANY FUCKING MONEY INTHE GOD DAMNED BOX ANY FUCKING HOW
I been going to this place for four fucking years, no god damned one is going to tell me jack shit about what i put on that fucking box no one unless they want to get some fucking sense knocked into them
>>25114962
>mfw 5 seconds of googling
>>25114950
A classic MCR anthem desu
>>25115014
blondie is going to jail because of his fedora taste in music and inability to handle criticism :^)
>>25113783
>am blonde
>was called beta by some normal fag
>wasn't pissed about being called beta but his use of "beta"
>Broke his jaw and blacked his eye
>won the lawsuit too because he took a fighting stance when he saw me get pissed and apparently swung before me.
>not as beta anymore to my small town at least
>>25115044
<going to jail
lmao not the firwt time i got in a scrap here i'm personal frisneds with th owner he's helped me beat up some dicks he's smoked hash with me a thousand times im not sared of the police buddy i go here because at least once every few months, i get the chance to let off some steam because some other drunk thought the night was his chance to let off some steam
>>25115031
I asked how many there are, anon.
There's that retard who tried to kill himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hnVNNUH4I
The only champion I can think of is Urijah Faber who's not really fully blonde
>>25114950
funny you mention that i literally almost played helena before i picked miles which i thought would go over better and avoid the whole shebang
>>25115121
>im not sared of the police buddy
what are you gonna do, suck all of their dicks?
>>25115190
i'll suck your dick until you fucking cum faggot you better shut the fuck up before I rim your ass too you stupid fucking homosexual perverted piece of shit
>>25115159
Nigga pls
I could do this all day
>hurr durr I'm going to make it seem like there aren't a bunch of tough white guys by asking how many pro-fighters are blond
>I'm not going to provide any statistics lol that's for faggots
>Wut, some guy's posting info on incredibly successful blond mma fighters
>lol BUT HOW MANY ARE THERE
retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gustafsson
>blond homosexual so butt blasted he's spamming the thread with his gay fantasy idols
WEW LAD
>>25115267
>not a UFC Champion
cool man, cool.
>I could do this all day
You won't have to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UFC_champions#Men.27s_championship_history
>Heavyweights
only two blonde champions. Lesnar and Barnett
>LHW
no blonde champions
>MW
no blonde champions
>WW
>no blonde champions
>LW
no blonde champions
>FW
no blonde champions
>BW
one, TJ Dillashaw
>FW
none
>Women
Ronda Rousey lol
So that's settled. Brown hair master race.
>>25114609
Holy fuck how hard is it to properly save an image?
>>25115474
>So assblasted by blond superiority he scours kikepedia for cuckstatistics to wack off to later
smdh f a m have fun watching your wife fill her vag with pure blond haired seed later tonight lmfao
>>25115503
>muh ants for ants may may
Just goes to show you how shit-haired zoolander got cucked by the unutterably masculine owen wilson
Am blonde and makes my receding hairline even more visible. I hope I go grey at a young age.
>>25115529
>kikepedia for cuckstatistics
that's just way too many memes in one sentence there m80
are you still just drunk, or did you suffer brain damage, or are you just naturally retarded?
>>25115634
hey now asshole i'm not that guy i'm not posting anything about ufc fighters you're both fucking gay
>>25115529
Im blond myself but your thumbnail images are retarded
>>25115634
>are you still just drunk,
Haven't had a drink in 26 days #sober4lyfe
>or did you suffer brain damage,
No but ur mum did last night lol ON MY BIG BLOND COCK FEAR THE BBC shitcuck
>or are you just naturally retarded?
>>25115714
U 2 are the retards cuz I'm fuking ur bitch wit muh massive blond penor lmfao nigger nigger nigger
>Butthurt shitskins samefagging
I might not be a Chad, but I sure as hell am a step above non-blond hair men. Blond hair is a desirable trait, you cucks, at least dye your hair and get some blue contacts so you can pretend to be a part of the glorious Aryan master race.
>>25113783
Because blonde hair is a feminine trait. It looks good on women but not on men (same as gingers).
>>25115810
>shit-hairs unironically believe this
>>25115879
It's true pisshead
http://www.bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they
>>25116334
Did you even read that shit? The article links to a study in fucking glamour magazine
>>25114631
>I vill break you
>>25116387
butthurt blonde beta male that cant get laid detected
>Northern europe most blond
>most cucked
Hmmmm tbqh senpai
>>25116334
>Scroll down to trending topics
Oh yeah this is definitely a scientific and unbiased source of valuable information. Fucking lol. B
ondes are the butt of blonde jokes, but I'm beginning to think it's because people like you are jealous.
"Pisshead?" Well I'd rather be a pisshead than a shithead.
Because blond men are encouraged to be beta by the current jewish culture.
>>25116567
I think they are just naturally more beta
blond guys even tend to have weak musculature like asians unless they work out nonstop
>tfw jews convinced the world that blonde men are evil and ugly
Just hold on.
We're all gonna make it.
>>25116567
>>25116600
Lot of shilling in this thread. You sure you samefags aren't the real Jews?
>>25113783
>Implying his hair has anything to do with the fact that being hit in the balls fucking hurts.
Jesus, it's like you're retarded or something.
>>25116670
>implying a girl would ever dare to hit a dark haired guy in the balls
Jesus, it's like you're retarded or something.
>>25114950
are you serious?
i would have beat your ass for that also
>>25116794
That bitch would because she could. Not every girl is going to do that, but she would have easily done it to another kid no matter what color his hair is.
Honestly you guys are really grasping for straws and it's kind of pathetic that you're this insecure that Blond Brad stole your girl that you have to make up shit on an Antarctic basket-weaving forum.
>>25116928
Why would she want to? She would probably rather suck his dick than smash his balls if he was dark haired
>>25116554
I find it nearly impossible to be attracted to non-blonde or ginger men.
>blonde eyelashes
>blonde body hair
>the epitome of whiteness
I gush over how cute they are. I just can't get over it. I've never really ever been interested in anything else.
>>25116991
>that pathetic attempt at growing facial hair
>>25116334
>"There are certain stereotypes that blondes unfortunately can't escape," says Brandon Wade, founder and CEO of WhatsYourPrice.com. "As the old saying goes 'blondes have more fun.' Those who are taking their dating life seriously are probably steering away from this type of guy for fear that they are just looking for a summer fling."
Oh yeah, these people really sound like they know what they're talking about.
>>25117041
I think it's cute :3
>>25117143
>pissed about unattractive recessive features
>they d-don't know what they're talking about
nice try blond beta bitchboi
>>25117041
the blonde's one fatal flaw
really? norwegians seem like a bunch of assholes to be honest familia
>>25117143
I hope for their sake they have more fun.
>All these niggers and longnoses mad they will never be aryan
i laugh but only in pity
dirty blonde hair is pretty svelte
if you have light blonde hair you're probably gonna get cucked imo desu
>>25116955
Keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day.
>>25117208
Who doesn't want to be blessed with adorable, beautiful blonde children? I would also be sad if that were not an option for me.
>>25117041
This pic made me think about that one KOTH episode where Hank accidentally dyes his hair blonde and his boss makes fun of him and tells him not to come back to work until he "has a boy's color hair again"
>>25117182
Blonde Chad can pull it off though.
>>25117219
Meh, they both have their places. Both are infinitely better than brunnette hair though.
What will you do
when a blonde chad cucks you?
>>25117254
lol
he can't even connect his goatee to his sideburns to form a real beard
and you can tell he's been growing those face pubes for months
>>25117219
Dirty blondes are pretty
>>25117277
Not according to every attractive woman in the world.
>>25117288
fuck off already you beard culture fag
>>25117288
Who cares? It's the price they have to pay for those delicious genes.
>>25117288
You think he cares when he can have two girls taking turns deepthroating him? Negotiate all you want, women will still find that attractive.
>>25117318
You kidding? Look at Eminem, he could be drowning in pussy any time of the day.
>>25113783
>tfw watching Married at first sight
>tfw the first thing Ashley says about her match is that his hair and eyes aren't dark enough to be attractive
4chan was right again
>>25117335
hahahaha
ewww gross is he albino?
>>25117379
>implying Eminem is blonde
>>25113783
that kid isn't beta, he just can't fight back or else he will be tried as an adult and go to jail for sexual harassment and/or rape
>>25117443
Apparently i have to type something here to not be muted
>>25117392
>Caring what some whore on a reality TV show says
Being blond most likely means that you're white though, and with all the anti-white propoganda in the media, a remark like this doesn't surprise me.
>>25113783
>tfw blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw ill never be able to attract godess tier white girls with dark hair
its a really bad feel
>>25117607
I want to jism on her sportsbra
>blonde haired, blue eyed
>latinas want me
>>25117741
what is up with that? On tinder the only people who show any interest are fat Latina girls
>>25114962
blonds are rare as fuck in the first place. you could say the same about ginders too
>>25117918
>ginders
>>25113783
>blaming the guy
>not the girl
The fuck is wrong with you? Go die in a hole.
>>25113783
SVEDEN YVS!
>>25117825
>the only people who show any interest are fat Latina girls
lol bro, I'm sorry that you're so ugly. Nobody wants the fat latina chicks
blonde norwegian masterrace here. only downside is im 18 and look like im 14. i guess its a repercussion for being smart and aryan masterrace :)
>>25118601
I like ethnic chicks but the large majority of them are not interested in sissy skinny blond white dudes.
>tfw ghetto jungle gf to smoke blunts with
>>25118680
>blonde
>masterrace
masters of kekoldry
